Tom Cruise is a gayman (789 hits)
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Submitted by nate (View user info) at 2005-12-16 07:44:18 EST
what is the point in even lying about it. why the big extravagant show of marriages and engagements, its not like youve ever fucked any of your wives, just looking at a woman makes your balls shrivel up and your dick disappear, just go fuck some guy in the ass, you might not get big roles anymore but youve got mansions and money, forget the marriages, forget faking it all, forget scientology it wont cure your gay and go buy a cruiseship full of gay seamen to fuck and suck until you die, you've earnt it
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Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is wrong with you, why are you so shitty, just go fuck yourself with a stapler, it'll save the rest of us the retardation of your shitty posts and run-on sentences, and why are you still here, don't you understand that you're not wanted, go fuck yourself.
^ That's known as a "run-on sentence." If you'd passed the 3rd grade, you'd already know that.
Twat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rot
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:19:51 EST (#)
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i love you orgasmatron.
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:03:09 EST (#)
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what is the point in even lying about it. why the big extravagant show of marriages and engagements, its not like youve ever fucked any of your wives, just looking at a woman makes your balls shrivel up and your dick disappear, just go fuck some guy in the ass
I'm guessing this is what you say to yourself in the mirror every morning
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least Orgasmatron is adding some value to these posts...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:28:34 EST (#)
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I would kill myself if I had a stockpile of -2 Poems set aside for posts like these.
Particularly if I'd had a bunch written for every possible sort of post, like the Tom Cruise-heavy one I submitted below.
If that was the case, I'd be doing the world a favor by slitting my throat and donating my possessions to charity.
But, no. To answer your question - I make them up as I go.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This guy is obviously posting shite on purpose.
By the way another great piece Orgasmatron. Have you got a whole load of these just waiting for when you need them or do you really come up with them that quickly?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-16 10:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sirrah, you are the gayman,
Yes, the thunder of my days,
You stir your penis cocktail
With a top gun made for gays,
Taps ring out, collateral
For just a few good men.
It's risky business, bareback love,
Magnolia shoots in,
This mission, it's impossible,
I'm losin' it for you,
Far and away, my favorite gay:
Vampiric interview.
Under this vanilla sky
The world has gone to war,
Reporting the minorities
All born on July 4th.
I want both Jerry and Maguire
With their eyes wide shut,
I want my last good samurai
To stab them in the butt.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE TOM CRUISE WITH THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE OF 10 MILLION SUNS FROM 10 BILLION HALF-FORMED GALAXIES!!! HE HAS NEVER MADE A MOVIE WORTH SEEING AND I HOPE DEATH FINDS HIM SWIFTLY AND PAINFULLY!
*ahem* sorry about that. It's the Tourette's.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This newsflash is so 1983.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Will you EVER do a good post?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-16 09:37:24 EST (#)
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get lost nate. don't post anymore.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:32:25 EST (#)
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Tom Cruise may be gay, but this post is gayer than the gerbil that died up his ass.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:23:35 EST (#)
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You are so worthless
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My problem with Tom Cruise is I don't WANT to like him, but quite a few of his movies (Jerry Maguire, Last Samurai [though that have some stupid plot points], and War of the Worlds to a lesser extent) were good movies. I wish he would either be a homosexual, scientologist freak nut, or be a good actor. Cause this back and forth is driving me crazy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this come out of your private porn collection Mary?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:05:44 EST (#)
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You're making quite the run at "Worst Poster Ever" status.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-16 08:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like your train of thought zoobie! Might have to drop some ice in that diarrhea, tom would know, I've seem him work a cocktail shaker in risky business
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're obviously homosexual. You should speak to someone about your repressed desire to anally felch Tom Cruise and lick his willy, preferably a priest who can molest you with a candle. Then you can rim his diarrhoea.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the first thing I see clicking on Uber?