Oh yeah and here's my CAMWHORE (1676 hits)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (View user info) at 2005-12-16 14:29:05 EST
Only because of this comment, man I laughed even though it was pretty stupid. I can always count on you Schlongy!!!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:51:06 (#)
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You're awfully pale.
Perhaps you should see a Doctor. Get it?
Didn't think so.
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-18 10:53:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-18 00:36:02 (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 22:18:15 (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:30:15 (#)
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Nice schnozz there Cyrano
looks like your face is trying to swallow a golf ball
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Thanks its so I can breaf better when doing my lady. Dad always swore I had a little nigby in me!
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I guess he didnt catch the allusion Zoidie.
I got cha though.
Youre wit is still appreciated here on uber.
..."Or perhaps The last fashion, friend, that hook? To hang your hat on? 'Tis a useful crook."
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OK clue in the clueless, I never said I was a genius, so help a dope out por favor?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-18 10:51:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-12-18 00:18:16 (#)
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"Don't comb the hair, spike on top shaved on sides and back"
... Dude if that is honestly shaved on the sides and back.. then you have the most mis-shapen head Ive ever seen. Evar.
+2 for mutation
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Yeah everyone thinks I'm adpoted, maybe I'm just an alien who knows?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-18 10:50:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-17 10:32:51 (#)
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MY GOD MAN! YOU HAVE DOGS FOR HANDS! DOGS FOR HANDS!
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Yeah it makes eating a real biotch~!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-18 10:49:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-17 06:12:43 (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:36:19 (#)
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are you related to the handyman from Scrubs?
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I wish, could use a loan or 3!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-18 10:48:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-16 23:00:05 (#)
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Nice dogs, my boxer would have eaten them though. Lucky for you he's gone.
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My condolences man I'm sorry he's gone, feel your loss.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-18 10:47:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-16 22:29:43 (#)
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You've lived your whole life looking like that? Dude, I'm so, so sorry.
You SHOULD see a doctor.
A plastic surgeon doctor.
Here's a pity +2.
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Thanks man, care to make a donation to self improvement?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-18 00:36:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 22:18:15 (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:30:15 (#)
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Nice schnozz there Cyrano
looks like your face is trying to swallow a golf ball
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Thanks its so I can breaf better when doing my lady. Dad always swore I had a little nigby in me!
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I guess he didnt catch the allusion Zoidie.
I got cha though.
Youre wit is still appreciated here on uber.
..."Or perhaps The last fashion, friend, that hook? To hang your hat on? 'Tis a useful crook."
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-12-18 00:18:16 EST (#)
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"Don't comb the hair, spike on top shaved on sides and back"
... Dude if that is honestly shaved on the sides and back.. then you have the most mis-shapen head Ive ever seen. Evar.
+2 for mutation
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-17 10:32:51 EST (#)
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MY GOD MAN! YOU HAVE DOGS FOR HANDS! DOGS FOR HANDS!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-17 06:12:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:36:19 (#)
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are you related to the handyman from Scrubs?
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2005-12-16 23:25:42 EST (#)
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+2 doggy
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-16 23:00:05 EST (#)
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Nice dogs, my boxer would have eaten them though. Lucky for you he's gone.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-16 22:29:43 EST (#)
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You've lived your whole life looking like that? Dude, I'm so, so sorry.
You SHOULD see a doctor.
A plastic surgeon doctor.
Here's a pity +2.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 22:19:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:23:19 (#)
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doogie
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Doogies, plural!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 22:18:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:30:15 (#)
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Nice schnozz there Cyrano
looks like your face is trying to swallow a golf ball
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Thanks its so I can breaf better when doing my lady. Dad always swore I had a little nigby in me!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 22:16:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:53:53 (#)
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just a few comments;
you combed both sides of your hair but forgot the middle.
you are the whitest man (besides Johnny and Edgar Winter) i have ever seen
those are beautiful animals
the shirt is kind of gay but those are the coolest wingtips ever.
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Don't comb the hair, spike on top shaved on sides and back, NO ONE is paler than Edgar Winter, yese they are, and Doc Martin brown wingtips, I have two pair just in case. Thanks for the +2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:53:53 EST (#)
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just a few comments;
you combed both sides of your hair but forgot the middle.
you are the whitest man (besides Johnny and Edgar Winter) i have ever seen
those are beautiful animals
the shirt is kind of gay but those are the coolest wingtips ever.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:30:15 EST (#)
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Nice schnozz there Cyrano
looks like your face is trying to swallow a golf ball
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-16 18:23:19 EST (#)
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doogie
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:51:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:23:31 (#)
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Great dogs! I bet they're real loyal to you.
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To our whole family and no one else, they will walk between you and someone they don't know or stand at guard by your side waiting for hand signals as to what to do like lay or kill. My uncle has been breeding pure bred sheppards for over 10 years now and trains then for the Feds and Police and such. He can make his dogs do anything by hand signal and few more of the advanced ones by voice commands. Assertiveness training, where you don the big bite suit, is pretty fun to watch.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:48:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:06:39 (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:04:54 (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:56:28 (#)
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You look like a nice guy.
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Don't you know those are the type you have to be careful of. They lure you in with their nice guy look and then next thing you know- bam, getting raped in the back of his white van.
I'm just saying
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Yep.
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Gray guys it's a gray van!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:47:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:56:28 (#)
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You look like a nice guy.
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Thanks, contrary to popular belief I am quite the gentlemen. I only get evil on here!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:45:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:11:51 (#)
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Oh my God.
You look EXACTLY like my friend Chris from college days.
The same Chris that used to work in a Steak 'n Shake, and was propositioned by the night shift manager to have gay sex on the kitchen
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And God willing may I never get a proposition as that. Or work in a Steak 'n Shake!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:44:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:50:57 (#)
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Dogs yay.
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Thanks sweety they are great dogs, very protective of my nieces, all 3 of them!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:42:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:27:10 (#)
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Did you just get done bowling?
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No the farkers wouldn't let me where my Doc's! Bastages the lot of them!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:40:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:51:59 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/27221
Lorens dog
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Oh yeah bait for sure. Method I could handle Eric but not a Jeff. I always liked Alex but I'm not going to change my name. It was good enough for mom and dad it's good enough for me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:23:31 EST (#)
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Great dogs! I bet they're real loyal to you.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:06:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:04:54 (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:56:28 (#)
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You look like a nice guy.
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Don't you know those are the type you have to be careful of. They lure you in with their nice guy look and then next thing you know- bam, getting raped in the back of his white van.
I'm just saying
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Yep.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:04:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:56:28 (#)
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You look like a nice guy.
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Don't you know those are the type you have to be careful of. They lure you in with their nice guy look and then next thing you know- bam, getting raped in the back of his white van.
I'm just saying
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-16 17:01:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:11:51 (#)
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Oh my God.
You look EXACTLY like my friend Chris from college days.
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Change the word "Chris" to "Andrew" and the same thing happened to me.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:56:28 EST (#)
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You look like a nice guy.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:54:35 EST (#)
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Looks like you took this picture right before bowling night
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:11:51 EST (#)
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Oh my God.
You look EXACTLY like my friend Chris from college days.
The same Chris that used to work in a Steak 'n Shake, and was propositioned by the night shift manager to have gay sex on the kitchen counter after hours.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-16 16:05:18 EST (#)
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I grew up with Dobermans and Shepherds in the house. Now I live with my wifes cats. This makes me sad. I want to give this a -2 just out of jealousy.
+2 German Shepherds
-1 jealousy and contentless post
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:50:57 EST (#)
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Dogs yay.
Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:47:03 EST (#)
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Beautiful Dogs.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:41:57 EST (#)
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I have those same Doc Wingtips...
and my Cocker Spaniel will ruin everyone's shit.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:39:18 EST (#)
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I'm pale too.
Cute dogs.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:37:38 EST (#)
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is that you doogie?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:37:17 EST (#)
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Hey wow! Ewen McGregor is posting on Ubersite.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:32:45 EST (#)
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You look familiar
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:27:10 EST (#)
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Did you just get done bowling?
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:25:37 EST (#)
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Kinda looks like an old Doogie Howser.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:13:47 EST (#)
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The only reason I'm not -2ing THIS one, Elroy, is because of those great looking doggies.
You should have stuck with the LAST camwhore.
The blank one.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:11:44 EST (#)
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And on a side note:
"Doogie Howser goes bowling with his girlfriends". Paleboy.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:10:10 EST (#)
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Awesome dogs. Change the shirt though.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:08:49 EST (#)
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German Shepherds auto +2. Nice dogs, I want some.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:02:28 EST (#)
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Here are my dogs. Or, as loki called them, mini Yetis. http://www.ubersite.com/m/64157
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-16 15:01:38 EST (#)
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dogdog dogdog doggy oggy og dog
(the dog song)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:55:54 EST (#)
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close uber...this is the best post you'll ever see
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:52:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:48:19 (#)
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Caption:
"Still want to talk shit??????"
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Dude you crack me up, sometimes so bad it's snot bubble time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:51:59 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/27221
Lorens dog
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:48:19 EST (#)
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Caption:
"Still want to talk shit??????"
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:47:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:37:55 (#)
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We should have a dog ubercon and let them all run each other silly.
Although, maybe Loren's dog shouldn't come, poor little piece of bait wouldn't stand a chance.
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LOL, what kind of bait are we talking about?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:46:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:43:59 (#)
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whatever man, the dogs are gorgeous, but it doesn't change the fact that your parents named you Lance.
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Method it's WAY worse than that, my middle name is longer than my first and last put together. Dad went off to Nam was a big fan of the president, so I tagged with Fitzgerald. That sucks way worse than Lance.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:44:50 EST (#)
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Don't really look like a Lance, you look more like a Jeff Laben or an Eric Rice.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:44:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:33:22 (#)
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My dog will fuck those dogs up. Badly.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77932
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog. So you may be right!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:43:59 EST (#)
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whatever man, the dogs are gorgeous, but it doesn't change the fact that your parents named you Lance.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:43:11 EST (#)
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ubmitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:31:25 (#)
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I would tear you a new asshole for this if it weren't for those 2 gorgeous dogs.
Next time, leave your wife and mom out of this, though.
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Zak and Ranger, great dogs, both male though so you kind of missed there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:42:26 EST (#)
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bwahahahahahahhaahah your name is Lance
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:37:55 EST (#)
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We should have a dog ubercon and let them all run each other silly.
Although, maybe Loren's dog shouldn't come, poor little piece of bait wouldn't stand a chance.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:36:19 EST (#)
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are you related to the handyman from Scrubs?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:33:29 EST (#)
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Are you the one on the left or the one on the right?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:33:22 EST (#)
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My dog will fuck those dogs up. Badly.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77932
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:31:49 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:31:25 EST (#)
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I would tear you a new asshole for this if it weren't for those 2 gorgeous dogs.
Next time, leave your wife and mom out of this, though.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-16 14:29:36 EST (#)
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Am I still too pale Schlongy.