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Submitted by nate (View user info) at 2005-12-17 03:11:42 EST


mwa mwa mwa mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww

I have an honors degree in chemical engineering

you have a bachelor in communications/psychology/something else useless, if that

I play in a garage band that does punk covers of ACDC's 'thunderstruck' and The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'

you wouldn't know good music if it fucked you in the ass

I am handsome

I've seen most of your photos you are ugly as sin, maybe one or two hot photos but they are fake camwhores so they dont count

I own several properties and major assets

you live paycheck to paycheck

I have a MENSA approved IQ of 148

you probably have an actual IQ of 100, give or take five or ten points

I have a hot fiancee

you couldn't get that quality of pussy if you paid for it

I am an altruist

you subscribe to one of the major religions that makes you think you are doing good in the world when in reality all you are doing is fucking everyone over

I am my own boss and I'm still a liberal

you are probably poor as shit and vote for the party that will keep you in that situation

I dont get sloppy, loud or stupid no matter how drunk I get, its called self control

you are pathetic

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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-28 18:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-17 03:49:24 (#)
Ranking: -1

who gives a shit

You have an honors degree in chemical engineering. - I engineer the procurment of chemicals every weekend and its an honour dispensing them (to a degree)

You brag about having 'major assets' - I just got off the phone from Warren Buffet - he wants to know what stocks are hot at the moment.

You play in a garage band that plays AC/DC and White Stripes - I LIVE in a garage that has AC/DC power and I have a picture of a zebra on my wall, also I played recorder at school

You are your own boss and you're still liberal - I don't care - I am unemployed I HAVE NO BOSS and I don't know what liberal means

But you may still be better than me so just a -1 ok?
__________________________________


AHH AH HA HAH A HAH HAH AH HAH AH AH AH AH H AH AH AH H AH HAH HA HA HA H HA

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-28 18:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-28 18:15:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

You play in a garage band?

I fuck men in garages

You went to school?

I fuck men in school

You are an altruist?

I fuck men

You claim to be a liberal?

I fuck men
_________________---------------------

FUCK OFF DOODLES

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-28 17:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-17 11:07:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

I play in a garage band that does punk covers of ACDC's 'thunderstruck' and The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'
______________________

Your band plays ONLY these two songs.

I can play a plethora of other songs, including that tapping intro to Thunderstruck.

You are a guitarist of such low caliber that you have probably never even heard of tapping.

I am currently going to school for biomedical engineering.

You have an associate's degree in chemistry so you can make designer drugs in your basement.

I will go on to fight the diseases that have plagued mankind for years.

You will go on to lose what little mind capacity you have left from inhaling fumes from meth production.

I win.

You lose.

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1. The intro to Thunderstruck isn't tapping, you pick once then go into hammer ons and pull offs.
2. "nate" never said he was the one playing the guitar.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-27 20:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why has noone pointed out that this is just a sad attempt to get on most heated made by an alter (somehow not one of method's) and natureboy is just another pointless waste of my oxygen.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yea but you're still a cock-socket

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and a closet fag to boot.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So what have we learned here Nate? Lets see:

1) Everyone lies about their IQ. Now what you must wonder is did I lie? The answer is yes. I always say my IQ is 2 points higher than it really is. Because I feel like the tester wasn't very nice, and would have rounded up if I had tipped him. But your IQ must be something next to that of a sea sponge.

2) Don't post on Uber again. Your obviously lack of 'teh RoXoR' makes you a prime target for male on male sexual abuse.

3) Have I mentioned that your penis happens to be the same length of your name?

4) *sigh* I hate to be this blunt but. -2DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT SLORE!

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-17 10:39:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-12-17 05:43:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 Because I thought this was going to be about Rick Flair.

ditto

Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


I play in a garage band that does punk covers of ACDC's 'thunderstruck' and The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'



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That's funny, I play in a rock band that writes and performs its own original music to audiences, and gets paid for it.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I play in a garage band that does punk covers of ACDC's 'thunderstruck' and The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'


hahahahahaha


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i think they just screwed up. but numbers are funny anyway. and i just wanted to be a hoohoo and put another -2.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yep, i do. but that's what they told me i had. considering the years i got 99% percentile on like all standardized stupid tests it makes sense i guess. it's not like i bring it up often, unless a fucktard announces he has a 148 and blows his own trumpet and all. besides that was like 5 years ago, i'm sure i've lost a few points from lack of use. and from responding to stuff like this. i think i lose a point every time i do that.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:52:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

i have a mensa approved iq of 186.

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You realize that's next to impossible, right?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by RePet (user info) at 2005-12-17 03:25:53 (#)
Ranking: 1

Altruistic? With this tirade? Hardly.

Also, I doubt you have an IQ of 148. This quality of post merits maybe a 120 because of the word "altruistic."

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Are you fucking kidding me?

The quality of this post merits an IQ of maybe 80.

This idiot (see: ALTER) claims to have communications and chemical engineering degrees, but somehow along the way, never managed to pick up that sentences begin with capital letters and end in some kind of punctuation. Give me a break.

If this dumbass has an IQ of 148, then everyone here must be a fucking genius.

He sounds like a freshman in high school.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i have a mensa approved iq of 186.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WHY I'M BET--- wait, before i waste any more time, remind me why i care about you again?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a cunt fart.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-17 10:53:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

My question is why, if you are all of these things and hold us in such contempt, do you hang out here with what you perceive as the dregs of humanity?

My answer? You're an alter.
----------------------------

Good night, everyone! nate has left the building!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-19 00:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

method/burns i actually spat wine at the screen reading that.

esp. the 'i apologise for this alters behaviour he is not a member of..' comment.


most amusing.

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-12-17 22:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I will follow if you lead me.
























There, is that what you were looking for?

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-17 21:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah sorry nate, 162 IQ. And to be frank, your wife's pussy actually isn't as great as you say. But she does give a mean hand job when you're not watching.


Method, fucking shit. That is the funniest reply I have ever seen. http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

If you haven't already heard of bloodninja, read him.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-17 21:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Also, I have an I.Q. of 157. Just a lil' tidbit for ya.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-17 20:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I play in a garage band that does punk covers of ACDC's 'thunderstruck' and The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'
________________________________________________________

My band is officially better than your band.

On a side not, it would appear Method Burns finally lost it...

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-12-17 20:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You might want to look up the definition of altruist before using it in a sentence

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-17 19:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and just for future reference: Thunderstruck is one of AC/DC's shittiest songs ever. And AC/DC is NOT MEANT TO BE PUNK, YOU IGNORANT FUCKTARD!

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-17 19:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why I'm better than nate:

- I don't post random stupid bullshit about how awesome I am.
- I don't bitch and moan when people make fun of said bullshit.
- I'm not an alter.
- I don't think I'm better than everyone else, just nate. And Schlongy.
- I do things.
- I can form a coherent sentence in my own native language.
- I have enough of a life that I don't take what people say on Uber seriously.

There... That about sums it up. Now die in some horribly slow, excrutiatingly painful way.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-17 13:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NotSideBurns: let's have cyber sex

NotSideBurns: ok... i'm taking my pants off

NotMethod: i cast level 3 eroticism

NotMethod: im taking my hello kitty socks off

NotSideBurns: i'm removing my skirt

NotSideBurns: and my rainbow toe socks

NotMethod: im clipping my toenails

NotMethod: ooooooooh

NotMethod: mmmmmmmm

NotSideBurns: oh god

NotSideBurns: this is too hot for me

NotMethod: im smearing mustard all over my face and neck area

NotSideBurns: you tease.

NotSideBurns: do something with sour cream and onion chips

NotSideBurns: that's HOT

NotMethod: i arrange my army men in battle positions on your stomach

NotSideBurns: oh god.. please be gettysburg

NotMethod: four score

NotSideBurns: please be battle of gettysburg

NotMethod: waterloo bitch

NotSideBurns: bastard. waterloo lasted like 15 minutes.

NotMethod: you sank my battleship

NotSideBurns: my battleship's up your butt

NotSideBurns: oh wait..... we're being subtle

NotMethod: youre ruining the fantasy

NotMethod: i shove large furnitures up my butt, you watch

NotSideBurns: i masturbate with your hello kity socks

NotMethod: I crack a bottle of Smirnoff over my head

NotMethod: the confederates are retreating to your crotch

NotSideBurns: i lick the contents of the smirnoff from your body

NotSideBurns: and i get mad-drunk

NotMethod: thats hot stuff right there

NotSideBurns: ok i'm piercing your bellybutton

NotMethod: BALL HAIR BALL HAIR

NotMethod: my belly button is already pierced

NotSideBurns: balls too?

NotMethod: im stapling my ass cheeks together for you

NotSideBurns: I WAS GONNA DO THAT

NotSideBurns: OMG

NotSideBurns: WE'RE SOO ALIKE

NotSideBurns: LOLL

NotMethod: OMG LOLOLWTF

NotMethod: !!!!!!

NotSideBurns: 1111

NotMethod: :-*

NotSideBurns: =-O

NotSideBurns: you cyber-kissed me.

NotSideBurns: i think we should be online BF

NotMethod: k

NotMethod: totally

NotSideBurns: omg

NotMethod: a/s/l

NotSideBurns: 14.f.sc u

NotMethod: 12/yes/NY OMG I SED YES FOR SEX!!!1!!!

NotSideBurns: NY

NotSideBurns: wats that?

NotMethod: umm

NotMethod: lol

NotMethod: LOL

NotMethod: i fergot

NotSideBurns: omg u dont know either

NotSideBurns: OMG WERE SO ALIKE

NotMethod: OMG!

NotSideBurns: we should be online gfs

NotMethod: but

NotMethod: lance would b mad @ me

NotMethod: he said were going stedy and stuff

NotSideBurns: omgg you know lance?

NotSideBurns: lance iz my haxxor BF

NotSideBurns: he can kick peepz off y ahoo

NotMethod: hes the most populer guy at skool!

NotMethod: hes so hot

NotSideBurns: yaaa

NotMethod: he 1ce kiked out an entire chat room so he could be in there alone!!!11!!

NotSideBurns: OMGGGG

NotSideBurns: thats so funnnny

NotMethod: what are u wering

NotSideBurns: clothes LOLOL

NotMethod: besides my hello kitty socks LOLOLOL

NotSideBurns: omg thats right

NotSideBurns: you have a good mem

NotSideBurns: me

NotSideBurns: m3memr

NotSideBurns: uh

NotSideBurns: BRAIN

NotMethod: omg brainfart i get those too!

NotMethod: werre like purrrrrrfect for eachother

NotSideBurns: LOL BRAINFART

NotMethod: RAWR!

NotSideBurns: i like kitties

NotMethod: RAWR @ U!!!!

NotSideBurns: mrowwww

NotMethod: i have a kitty, his name is whiskers omg cuz he has whiskers!!!!

NotSideBurns: I HAVE A DOGGY

NotSideBurns: HIS NAME IS KITTY

NotSideBurns: CUZ HE'S NOT AK ITTY

NotSideBurns: *KIDDY

NotMethod: lol yer funny i liek u

NotSideBurns: this conversation must be posted for all of uber to see.

NotMethod: you wanna do the honors?

NotSideBurns: getting flamed isn't for me.

NotMethod: ok ill do it

NotSideBurns: sweet.

NotMethod: i get flamed regularly

NotSideBurns: i won't flame you

NotMethod: This is pretty gay though....

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-17 12:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I apologize for this alter's behavior, he is neither endorsed nor a member of the Local 103 Uber Alters Union.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-17 11:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

YOu forgot to mention that you're a shitty liar, probably an alter, and can take an ENORMOUS cock in your ass.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-17 11:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I play in a garage band that does punk covers of ACDC's 'thunderstruck' and The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'
______________________

Your band plays ONLY these two songs.

I can play a plethora of other songs, including that tapping intro to Thunderstruck.

You are a guitarist of such low caliber that you have probably never even heard of tapping.

I am currently going to school for biomedical engineering.

You have an associate's degree in chemistry so you can make designer drugs in your basement.

I will go on to fight the diseases that have plagued mankind for years.

You will go on to lose what little mind capacity you have left from inhaling fumes from meth production.

I win.

You lose.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-17 10:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My question is why, if you are all of these things and hold us in such contempt, do you hang out here with what you perceive as the dregs of humanity?

My answer? You're an alter.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-17 10:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-12-17 05:43:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 Because I thought this was going to be about Rick Flair.

ditto

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-17 10:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

join the Peace Corps. They need people like you. And you need them.

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-17 06:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This is like the Chuck Norris posts all over again!

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2005-12-17 05:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot one

You are a complete cock

We are too, but don't brag about it

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-12-17 05:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 Because I thought this was going to be about Rick Flair.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-17 05:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Please please please, go away. Please.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-17 05:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-12-17 05:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because yes, people on the internet are mostly ugly.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-17 04:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've saved 7 lives.


I've fought for my country.


So... what was all that nonsense you were speaking of? You know, the part where you say all the things you've done in your life that is really not worth anything when it comes down to it?

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-17 03:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

who gives a shit

You have an honors degree in chemical engineering. - I engineer the procurment of chemicals every weekend and its an honour dispensing them (to a degree)

You brag about having 'major assets' - I just got off the phone from Warren Buffet - he wants to know what stocks are hot at the moment.

You play in a garage band that plays AC/DC and White Stripes - I LIVE in a garage that has AC/DC power and I have a picture of a zebra on my wall, also I played recorder at school

You are your own boss and you're still liberal - I don't care - I am unemployed I HAVE NO BOSS and I don't know what liberal means

But you may still be better than me so just a -1 ok?

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-17 03:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am green with envy

I give -2 when green with envy

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-17 03:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wowzers. And you -2 *my* stuff...

Submitted by RePet (user info) at 2005-12-17 03:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Altruistic? With this tirade? Hardly.

Also, I doubt you have an IQ of 148. This quality of post merits maybe a 120 because of the word "altruistic."


Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.

Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!

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