Moore Crappy Art (1285 hits)
Category: NewsRating: 1.51 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <dave1_stuff.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-17 13:31:09 EST
With the theft of the Henry Moore "A Reclining Figure" abstract sculpture, from the Henry Moore Foundation, foundation members and police are worried that the sculpture will be sold for exactly what it is... scrap metal.
The statue, pictured below, is 3.5 meteres of solid shit. Having an estimated value of $5.3 million, it is one of the more expensive piles of shit. I salute the thieves of this piece of crap, you are making the world a better place one piece of abstract art at a time.
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:10:55 EDT (#)
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1000 hits a la my fucked up autocomplete brokeness.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:08:58 EST (#)
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rub your peener against it
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:43:36 EST (#)
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ew "art"
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:37:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-02 19:35:45 EST (#)
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I totally agree.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:31:31 EST (#)
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Plus fucking two. I hate abstract art. 98% of it is no better than the soap scum in my shower.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:09:29 EST (#)
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its only a matter of time before 'dave1stuff' gets on the MVA
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:22:50 EST (#)
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Still on autocomplete, another bundle of hits.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:20:28 EST (#)
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For some reason this post is on auto complete when I start to type ubersi...
Its been there for quite a while, I recon it must have about 30 hits from me.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-19 06:12:33 EST (#)
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How they can claim it's worth £3m, but £5k melted down, is beyond me.
Respect for a big steal.
Submitted by kuzi16 (user info) at 2005-12-18 09:05:18 EST (#)
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"abstract" is no excuse for poor artwork
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-18 09:01:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-18 08:10:46 EST (#)
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My last name is Moore... And I made a post titled: My Crappy Artwork: And How I Made It Better
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-17 22:45:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2005-12-17 21:17:44 EST (#)
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Art would be great, if it didn't necessitate artists and art students.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-17 20:15:06 EST (#)
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How the fuck did they steal it? That thing is huge.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-12-17 20:00:03 EST (#)
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Nice anger but I disagree.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-17 19:38:13 EST (#)
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One of the best Maddox-ish things I've seen since, well, Maddox. Kudos.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-12-17 19:30:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-17 14:54:23 EST (#)
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Art is overrated...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-17 14:50:18 EST (#)
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Made me laugh.
The very definition of short and sweet.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-17 14:36:04 EST (#)
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<appreciative snort>
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-17 14:04:39 EST (#)
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that the sculpture will be sold for exactly what it is... scrap metal.
made me laugh