Things You Always Need (875 hits)
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Submitted by Slypher (View user info) at 2005-12-17 23:11:33 EST
Around this time of year here in Northern California, the pot gets really, really good and really, really cheap. So me and my buddy George decide to drive up north for six or so hours until we hit Humboldt County. We headed to Humboldt State and procured an ounce of Purple Kush marijuana. Happy with our new purchase, we checked in to one of the many fine campgrounds they have up there and pitched ourselves a tent. Armed with a very respectable bong, me and George smoked our damn asses off. But while we were smoking, we noticed a couple things. First off, we didn't have a reliable lighter. Second, we had no food. Third, we had no Clear Eyes. (You know, for those occassional traffic stops.) The list went on and on and on of the stoner essentials we DIDN'T have. Needless to say, the rest of the trip was a fun, if uneventful, one.
Now, the point to this whole rambling story is this. There are certain things, whether you smoke weed or not, that are always nice to have around. Examples include parmesan cheese and ice and extra guitar strings and surge protectors and frozen pizzas and batteries and Febreze and paper.. My goal, with this post, is to compile a checklist of things we always need. Hopefully, they won't ALL be drug-related, but my guess is the majority of them will be. Just simply submit something you think we always need. If this gets enough responses, I'll compile all of the good ones into a new post.
Help me out, Uber. Let my house become a place where you can always get the thing you need.
User Reviews
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-04-13 05:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, can't believe I missed this one.
Yeah, Humboldt County is one hell of a place. Can't wait to go back in eight weeks (I was born and raised there).
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-03 01:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think I read this in my lurking days.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2006-01-17 06:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ive been around, my aim wont IM your @mac.com screenname so you'll have to IM me on another..
my screenname is kon, hit me up.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
pen
tin opener
knife
insect repellant
corkscrew/ bottle opener
Submitted by Lobos (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Waste of time.
Submitted by MisterMojoRisin (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A Zippo. Sure, they're hard as fuck to light bongs/bowls with, they're still fun and perfect for blunts/joints. Also, an exacto knife (If you're into blunts) and cardboard/notecards to make a blunt with, but some people don't understand this practice. If you put a piece of folded up notecard at the butt end of the joint, you dont need to worry about that worrisome little roaches and you will always get a drag. I don't know how I smoke joints without one.
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A pre-nup is something that ya have ta have,
cuz when she leaves yo ass she gone leave wi half!
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-12-18 14:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-12-18 13:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always keep a fold-up travel toothbrush and some toothpaste with me. That and a whole host of other shit.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-12-18 13:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what, I couldn't really tell you why the prices fluctuate so much in the winter. It's a phenomenon.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2005-12-18 07:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Isn't it winter up there in the Northern Hemisphere?
Why is weed getting cheaper?
Here weed tends to get cheaper around this time year (summer) and (slightly) more expensive around winter, though it doesn't fluctuate that much. When I was in Germany, I got a real shock at how much people will pay for grass when they live somewhere that isn't as well suited to the harvest as Australia.
I suppose we have the advantages of heaps of sun and lots of space to hide your plantation.
Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Leave me alone, I know this isn't the first time....in fact this is twice in a row!
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-12-18 03:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
has no one said duct tape?
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-12-18 03:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolute MUST stoner essentials
1. Stoker.. like a needle or a dart tip.. To clear the conepiece or bowl
2. scissors
3. chopping bowl
4. chewing gum to patch up un airtight bongs
5. ciggarettes for spin
6. bong water
7. REPLACEMENT LIGHTERS .. Man I buy a 3 pack of lighters every time i go away.. even if Im just going down to the store. Whaaat Im really bad with lighters
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-18 02:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
related:
pocket knife, nail file, etc
gum/mints
Febreze,definitely makes the list
unrelated:
hairbrush
toothbrush
lip balm
peanut butter
K-Y
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-18 00:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Pocket pussy
2. Cashews
3. 1ea. box of matches
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2005-12-18 00:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Binaca
That's all I'm saying - Binaca.
Michelle
Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2005-12-17 23:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doritos.
That is all.