I Am God (1080 hits)
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Submitted by Bryanhoop (View user info) at 2005-12-18 05:20:17 EST
I eat Kashi cereal.
If you are on the drugs I am, you will understand.
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Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2008-01-06 16:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberowned!
My Bonnie lies over the ocean.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-01-21 04:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great build up and extremely well put punchline!! Make a sequel!!
Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2006-01-21 03:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
instead of making a new post, i shall exclaim i am on drugs and papa johns arrived just in time. yummy new cheese taste. i choke on ham. freckly fingers drippy olives.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-05 11:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst ever my fucking ass!
Submitted by TastyBeverage (user info) at 2006-01-01 20:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-31 23:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"if i woop your ass one more time in Tekken, you gotta fix me a burrito" - Jesus H. Christ, Son of God
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-31 23:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how dare you take my name in vein!
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-31 23:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're god, can you tell me why your penis(Tornadoes) keep trashing up the country? God made shrinky-dinks, and that alone is enough to earn my eternal spite and contempt.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to fling yourself off a tall building
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-19 08:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HE'S BEEN WITH THE WORLD
AND I'M TIRED OF THE SOUP DU JOUR
HE'S BEEN WITH THE WORLD
I WANNA END THIS PROPHYLACTIC TOUR
AFRAID NOBODY AROUND HERE
UNDERSTANDS MY POTATO
GUESS I'M ONLY A SPUDBOY
LOOKING FOR A REAL TOMATO
WE'RE THE SMART PATROL
NOWHERE TO GO
SUBURBAN ROBOTS THAT MONITOR REALITY
COMMON STOCK
WE WORK AROUND THE CLOCK
WE SHOVE THE POLES IN THE HOLES
WAIT A MINUTE
SOMETHING'S WRONG
HE'S THE MAN FROM THE PAST
HE'S HERE TO DO US A FAVOR
A LITTLE HUMAN SACRIFICE
IT'S JUST SUPPLY AND DEMAND
MR. KAMIKAZI MR. DNA
HE'S AN ALTRUISTIC PERVERT
MR. DNA MR. KAMIKAZI
HE'S HERE TO SPREAD SOME GENES
WAIT A MINUTE
SOMETHING'S WRONG
HE'S A MAN WITH A PLAN
HIS FINGER IS POINTED AT DEVO
NOW WE MUST SACRIFICE OURSELVES
THAT MANY OTHERS MAY LIVE
OK WE'VE GOT A LOT TO GIVE
THIS MONKEY WANTS A WORD WITH YOU
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BART: Rod, Todd I am GOD! ... Walk through the wall ... I will remove it for you...
**Rod and Todd crash into wall**
BART: Later!
-2 die
Submitted by MisterMojoRisin (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Motherfucker, I am God. Son of a Virgin Mary whore blasphemers! Goddamnit, you've worked me up.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:38:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:24:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
As I stood before St. Peter, he asked me one final question.
"My son, did you read this post?"
As he whips out a printed copy of your post, I immediately blush.
"Umm... no, sir. I have never seen that before."
Instantly, St. Peter pulls a big red lever beside his heavenly podium, and I begin plummeting towards hell.
"St. Peter," I yelled back, "I'm sorry for lying."
"I didn't do this because you lied to me, my son." he replied "It's for having wasted your time on such fucking drivel."
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-18 19:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You must get out...more often.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-18 19:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You put the poo in poor
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-18 16:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure you are buddy.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-18 15:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please overdose
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-18 13:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more rape.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-18 13:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I eat Kashi and I'm on drugs. And I still don't understand.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-18 09:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No way is THIS piece of trash deserving of worst ever.
+1 because of that.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-18 09:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-18 09:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, sorry, that supposed to be a +2.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-18 09:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Snorting children's aspirin? Hardcore, dude, keep living the life. Ignore these assholes, they don't get how fucking awesome drugs are.
Submitted by kuzi16 (user info) at 2005-12-18 09:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i am on the same drugs
kashi still blows
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-12-18 08:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-18 08:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kashi is for tree-huggers.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2005-12-18 07:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Bryanhoop
User id: 16686
Registered on or around: 2005-02-22 21:11:11
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 19
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Average rating of all messages: -2.00
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Print this out, frame it, and put it on your wall, for it is the greatest accomplishment of your life thus far.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-18 06:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
froot loops rule
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2005-12-18 06:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-18 06:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Maybe it has more to do with the pompous attitude."
--Author Unknown
Seeing faces filled with flies while I choke upon a $4.00 cardboard box with suggestions for living a healthy life sketched upon the back.
Even you can't see that.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Me? no, not me not ever as I stare in the vast space of -
hang on this is shit
-2
Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhhhh! Cruelly you burn my flesh! My sinew! And for that you will forever perish. And for that I will travel. And for that I will struggle. It is only upon this rock that the roar of man can be heard as an engine clings tightly with one hand. Chalk. To break the monotony. Steaming the wings of butterflies will never be the same, say you? You will never see my babies spill across the bathroom floor, and for that I envy and pity you.
Connotations of your liver will not fool you.
Wait until you crawl within the garbage bin. The Mistle Thrushes will not be happy!
Equilibrium = Death! Nothing is a spelling mistake. Not K, not Na, not Ca. Nothing.
Blood. Grab the formaldehyde. You, yourself alone burns my flesh.
And for that, you should be happy!
Because you are pretty. And a vague adjective. I cannot harm you any more than that.
You are too pretty to die.
Jeff: And a match and some gasoline. You will not see me anymore.
Neither will I.
Newspapers will speak the truth when I am gone.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What happened, did you find your book of passwords?
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:24:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
As I stood before St. Peter, he asked me one final question.
"My son, did you read this post?"
As he whips out a printed copy of your post, I immediately blush.
"Umm... no, sir. I have never seen that before."
Instantly, St. Peter pulls a big red lever beside his heavenly podium, and I begin plummeting towards hell.
"St. Peter," I yelled back, "I'm sorry for lying."
"I didn't do this because you lied to me, my son." he replied "It's for having wasted your time on such fucking drivel."
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeff Mangum weeps at each successive post.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As I stood before St. Peter, he asked me one final question.
"My son, did you read this post?"
As he whips out a printed copy of your post, I immediately blush.
"Umm... no, sir. I have never seen that before."
Instantly, St. Peter pulls a big red lever beside his heavenly podium, and I begin plummeting towards hell.
"St. Peter," I yelled back, "I'm sorry for lying."
"I didn't do this because you lied to me, my son." he replied "It's for having wasted your time on such fucking drivel."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-18 05:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Imposter.