schlongy's punching bag (748 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.81 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Casey Barnes <kc_zerohero.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-18 16:53:40 EST
schlongy is some over the hill rich prick that can't find anything to put his money into, so he uses ubersite as a punching bag. he admits that attempting to piss people off on the interenet is his hobby and claims to be good at it. yes schlongy, i'm sure you've pissed plenty of people off, but no one is even close to being as miserable as you are, cept maybe your wife.
User Reviews
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 09:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shit start for you in the new year
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-02 09:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Love is never having to say that you're a fucking moron.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Although every word you have said here is true, I couldn't possibly give you a positive rating because you are a useless, emo, faggot, retard, dipshit alter.
Good luck with that.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa! V dude...I can smell your fingers from here!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a thin line between love and hate, Casey.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-12-18 19:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I still say the pic in this shlongy tribute post is the greatest E-V-A-R
Have a look ----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/67286
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-12-18 19:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has been done before!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40830 I'm calling you out Shlongy!!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43979 Shlongy, my sister doesn't want you sending pics of yourself anymore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44883 In response to Shlongy: "It was around midnight..." Continued.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45203 For Shlongy, and anyone else who is running out of ideas.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48191 Shlongy, I'm Sorry You Had To Hear it Like This, But I Raped your Dad in the Face and Ass.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49365 Bart and Shlongy Raped a Poor African 5-Year-old Boy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51458 Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51458 Shlongy / NSFW!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51602 shlongy is a pedophile!! he wants to rape me!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52671 Happy Thanksgiving and picture for Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52813 Mrs Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53033 Shlongy Camwhore see it here first.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53084 Shlongy has driven me out of Ubersite. Goodbye you fucknuts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53551 I am Going to Murder Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53736 Merry Christmas to All. TACOS FOR EVERYONE!!! (...Except Shlongy)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54204 Where's SHLONGY?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54583 Team Shlongy (golf)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54787 In Response To SHLONGY"S comment on his last post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54867 Uberpoll #5487215, WARNING:SHITPOST : MNSFW : NOT ABOUT SHLONGY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55167 Shlongy. The man, the myth.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55238 Shlongy Got Plastered and Killed a Retard
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55256 shlongy didn't get his donkey punch for xmas
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55839 Shlongy Drinkin a 40 oz.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56225 Shlongy, Davros and WhatTheHell observe TigerLilly test-pilot new vibrator suit circa yesterday
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56711 Do you detest Shlongy?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57907 Awww Shlongy can't post a pic. -CAMWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59687 Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:23:53 (#)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59691 Shlongy Apology
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59693 Shlongy finally finds the answer he's been searching for
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59695 They call me MR. Shlongy.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60067 Exclusive Mrs. Shlongy picture here
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60073 The Uber Insider - The Truth About Mrs. Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60509 Say It Isn't So...Shlongy...Leaving Uber??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61044 The REAL Shlongy (complete with insider information and pictures)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61340 I hired a detective to take a photo of Shlongy at his new job...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62003 Gee, I Wonder If Shlongy Will Like This One
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62933 Shlongy tricked me into having this monster hangover
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62942 Not Animal-Friendly: The Brakefield Chronicles Vol. 7 (for Shlongy)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63421 Re: Tom's Balloon Ass Getting Penetrated By Shlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63490 Anything and Everything About Shlongy - A Masterpiece
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64229 I Challenge Shlongy to a rip battle in Front of Everyone! Lets see him back down/ lose badly
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42133 I strongly dislike SCHLONGY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45800 Tribute to Schlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48254 Schlongy is an asshole
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48301 Schlongy is a Cool Cat
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49278 SCHLONGY GETS A DEVOTION POSt!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52354 A question for homeowners and a prime Monday Morning opportunity for schlongy et al to get that first loki -2ing of the week out of the way so they can get on with sucking at life
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54082 Schlongy says....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54083 Schlongy says....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55290 Schlongy cock Porsche NSFW!@#$#@$@#*%
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55295 What I got Schlongy for Xmas
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57566 The elusive Schlongy finally caught on camera!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60850 Adamdidit2u vs. Schlongy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63805 I believe I Image Googled Schlongy....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45899 The Genius Behind the Schlong
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51786 SHLONGYS real CAMWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54996 I found this book in my room, and I thought of Shlongy's mom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56767 Shlongy's TRUE IDENTITY revealed
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56838 Bring back Shlongy's gay lover - and Random Joe!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57957 Shlongy's Epiphany (Part 1)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60537 The truth about Shlongy's Departure from Uber!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64226 Shlongy's Insult Repertoire
And this list is old.
Submitted by Ambeon (user info) at 2005-12-18 18:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't enjoy this post at all.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-18 18:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more flaccidly.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-18 18:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-18 18:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When you write smack about someone, don't misspell his name in the title.
Submitted by KAMI (user info) at 2005-12-18 18:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*waits for the hateful replies to churn in*
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-18 17:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*giggles in anticipation*
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-18 17:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 17:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought i knew you, man
KAHN!@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-18 17:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Shlongster is most virile and will view your thread as an amusement at best.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-18 17:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All you're doing is feeding his ego. He wants your hate. Besides, he writes some kick ass reviews.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-18 17:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Shlongster rules. . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-18 17:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess what it says about you when you take time to write hate posts about other people who attempt to piss people off over the internet?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-18 16:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like someone is in love.