It's Time For T.M.I = SNARK (2960 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-12-18 20:40:07 EST
Previous Interviews:
Xcuses: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79333
Pentameter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
ETS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79547
Loren: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79649
Captain Thorns: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79717
FilthyAssistant: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79846
Professional_Peon http://www.ubersite.com/m/79922
Ess_Arr: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80058
Circe: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80265
EatMeCompletely: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80369
Cabaret Girl: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80583
Ahumblefool: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80731
Ghola: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81113
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SNARK: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=10550
User Reviews
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope i wasn't out of line with that dirty dancing reference.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You fucking cunt Snark am I in Uber Madness or not!??
Nice squint Squinty McSquintyfestcunt-McFesteringcunt-McSwayzecuntson.
Nobody puts D_R in a corner.
have a +2 Tiger, which is only half of how many eyes old Captain Loyal Funny Unpredictable Predictable (moron) Twisted here has when he's not being mild mannered Borey Vanity.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-16 21:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:51:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
happy you got this one out before apollo...i might quit reading these after that one...
what's with breaking up fights? remember chris chambers? he got a knife to the throat for his troubles.
fuck
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WOO
another stand by me reference.
I had the maddest ten year old crush on chris chambers...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Montreal kicked your ass anglo! :-P
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MTL Metro Stairs in the winter... been there
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:58:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:02:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't, dude. She's soaked in urine.
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I believe 'covered in pee' is the preferred nomenclature.
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My bad.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-20 00:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:20:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladyplural,
Ok, you've convinced me, I'll bend my rule for you, but we can only have sex 20 or 30 times.
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Snark, that's a deal if and only if that number can be renegotiated at a later date.
And by 'later date' I mean, 'when I have tricked you into allowing yourself to be chained to a wall and I'm stalking around you, brandishing a cat o' nine tails in a very unnerving fashion'. I figure, if you didn't like it, that's incentive for you to agree to an extention just to get me to stop. If you *did* like it, that's even more incentive for you to agree.
Hot damn I'm a genius.
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One day, you're going to rule the world with an iron fist.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-19 22:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
I love how you described yourself as unpredictable AND predictable.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-12-19 22:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've always wondered who the guy who makes the really really good story posts is. now i know.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-19 21:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GAWDAMIT!
TMI: Jay Peg
It would OWN!
YOu have my e-mail for goodness sakes!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, comin at ya.
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Awesome!! Thanks twill be fun.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladyplural,
Ok, you've convinced me, I'll bend my rule for you, but we can only have sex 20 or 30 times.
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Snark, that's a deal if and only if that number can be renegotiated at a later date.
And by 'later date' I mean, 'when I have tricked you into allowing yourself to be chained to a wall and I'm stalking around you, brandishing a cat o' nine tails in a very unnerving fashion'. I figure, if you didn't like it, that's incentive for you to agree to an extention just to get me to stop. If you *did* like it, that's even more incentive for you to agree.
Hot damn I'm a genius.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:02:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't, dude. She's soaked in urine.
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I believe 'covered in pee' is the preferred nomenclature.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, comin at ya.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark, he sent me questions weeks ago. I don't think he is planning on doing
anything.You should. It will be fun. And I like talking about myself. :)
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love to be interviewed
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I think we've had just about enough from you missy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This dork DOES look a little like Paul Kariya.
Ever use it to get some trim? I would.
If anyone asks, just tell them you look about 7 inches shorter on skates.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah,
OK, I won't steal Wardy's thunder then.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:15:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Instead of rotating between boy/girl or however you were doing it.
You should do one n00b - then one MVA
Or some silly shit
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Good idea Peon.
Snark, sure. Wardy was supposed to. I answered questions for him. I don't know
what he is doing with them. I love to be interviewed.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Instead of rotating between boy/girl or however you were doing it.
You should do one n00b - then one MVA
Or some silly shit
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you going to let someone interview you Tiger?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:32:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, success guilt. you've had a good series and are having trouble coping with the results. pull it together.
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The stress has been too much for me. I've started using drugs again to cope with all of it.
No, actually it is time consuming and although it is fun, I've had my run with it. We'll
see, i haven't ruled anything out yet. But I have a feeling the end is near.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, success guilt. you've had a good series and are having trouble coping with the results. pull it together.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:06:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good interview Snark.
Tiger - it's up to you, but I've been enjoying this series.
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Thanks MTO. I was thinking of passing the torch on and giving someone else
a turn at interviewing.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good interview Snark.
Tiger - it's up to you, but I've been enjoying this series.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
</plot>
Prologue - imagery - alliteration - imagery - dialogue - *spelling error* - supbplot - imagery - dialogue - dialogue - *grammatical error* - climax - Epilogue
</plot>
By far, the best story I've ever written!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe,
I loved that poem so much that I printed it out, rolled it up and smoked it, in the hope that maybe I can absorb some of its epicness through my scarred lung tissue.
(didn't work)
Ladyplural,
Ok, you've convinced me, I'll bend my rule for you, but we can only have sex 20 or 30 times.
GLALL,
I can see your house from up here man.
Pentameter,
Ummmm... please input desperate attempt to turn you on here ----------->__________________
TigerLilly,
WOOOOOOOOO! Congratulations!!!!
The Tree has spoken.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:33:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Camping, camping, camping.
YEAH TL!!!! Merry Christmas, indeed Auntie Tiger.
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I'm so excited. My family is in Mexico and they just called to tell
me that my sis is having another baby. Get ready for all the ghey and
pointless pictures.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:32:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
MY SISTER IS PREGNANT.....MY SISTER IS PREGNANT.....MY SISTER IS PREGNANT
Merry Christmas to me.
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hmmmmm.... Auntie Tiger? I dunno, you might be a bad influence :) Congrats! Being an uncle is one of lifes charms.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He kicks ass.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was one of the better interviews.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Camping, camping, camping.
YEAH TL!!!! Merry Christmas, indeed Auntie Tiger.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MY SISTER IS PREGNANT.....MY SISTER IS PREGNANT.....MY SISTER IS PREGNANT
Merry Christmas to me.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It had to be said. If I hadn't said it, I couldn't go back and re-read it for my own personal pleasure this afternoon when work deadlines are looming.
Jeez woman!
Just sit over there and pout. No, part your thighs a little more...
That's better.
Kids these days!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The *exceedingly* short-skirted schoolgirl uniform that I have conveniently lost the panties to, mind you.
I think that the braids and the uniform really went without saying, though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Filthy is soaked in urine? That's so...filthy.
It's also a most unappealing thought. The swim over should get most of it off however.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6'5? Dear lord Snark, does your head part the clouds when you walk outside you freak of nature?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:02:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark! I AM NOT TOO YOUNG!
I have to go to my room and cry while holding my favorite teddy bear and my blanket now.
(after plaiting her hair into two braids and donning her schoolgirl uniform that she has conveniently lost the panties to)
Snark rocks.
That's all.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark: Sounds like you are a pretty good guy, with a lot of love towards your dad, so you are on the right track. Of course I am writing this while listening to the soundtrack to October Sky, which makes me wishy washy.
Tiger: It would be a mistake to stop these. I think the web has made us all distant. Getting to know someone a little is like the cocktail party and meeting other peoples wifes and husbands. At least I can now but some humanity into what I am reading.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought Snark was awesome and this interview just proved my theory.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And Tiger, I protest the notion that you'll be quitting these. ESPECIALLY before you do me. What's your damage, woman?
Oh yeah, and Snark is a cool guy, good interview, blah blah blah.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-19 11:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:48:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark is awesome.
And ditto on the Filthy lust.
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I wouldn't, dude. She's soaked in urine.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark is awesome.
And ditto on the Filthy lust.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How'd Snark sneak in before Apollo?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-19 08:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 08:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good interview, considering your subject matter.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-19 07:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not the most exciting interview, but one of the most interesting.
-Dave
Submitted by jim_rock (user info) at 2005-12-19 05:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
V. cool and mellow. Should I be rating the posters efforts or the interviewees responses?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-19 04:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Snark. I made him my tree
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-19 04:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:44:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love all his replies, he's like many i know. I was in vagabondage for a while myself, living out of a duffel. Using truck stop tokens for showers. hmm, that's all. Oh, I already know no one will answer my questions by now, but I always wonder why people here use funny/weird names? Snark is a good one. Also, I like redskieslookfake as a name, and monkeypants. Wisher was my childhood nickname, cause I alway wish out loud.
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Cool. I was actually stuck for inspiration and looked out of the window and there was one of those incredible sunsets where the whole sky was salmon pink with clouds floating along pushed by the wind and I thought "how photoshopped does that look?"
The interview - interesting answers. I like the touches of tragic regret.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2005-12-19 04:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good guy.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
clockwork
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i can always tell when you finish 'tucking' them all in...it's like cockwork
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark's a helluva intersting dude.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love all his replies, he's like many i know. I was in vagabondage for a while myself, living out of a duffel. Using truck stop tokens for showers. hmm, that's all. Oh, I already know no one will answer my questions by now, but I always wonder why people here use funny/weird names? Snark is a good one. Also, I like redskieslookfake as a name, and monkeypants. Wisher was my childhood nickname, cause I alway wish out loud.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
6'5" is where it's at
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I agree, 5'6" is indeed where it's at.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PICK ME! SOME ONE PICK ME! I'M EVER SO GOOD!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and tall guy's wangs are like 7 or 8 inches longer than say, a wang on a guy who is 5'7"
case in point?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55142
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-19 03:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:22:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:15:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
snarks a good dude.
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yeah, but that height thing must be a problem.
I mean, if you're a girl, doesn't it make it difficult to drop down and offer a bj. wouldn't the penis be too high up--like a cat pawing at a yarn of string.
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I've never understood dudes who don't like being all tall and shit.
Snarky only has an inch on me, and I'd kill for it.
6'5" is where it's at
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-19 00:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my 50 replies on this post will answer that apollo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-19 00:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why did katie post this on a sunday night?
i mean what kind of loser is on ubersite of a sunday night?
my testicles ache.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-19 00:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Exactly. I rest my case.
I don't know which case it was, but DAMN it was a good one.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-19 00:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:53:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pen, I might stop these very soon anyway.
Booooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hey snark. Nice job.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-19 00:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"In a big multi-lingual pile of manure, that's where."
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HAHA, I really want to make a Santorum joke, but i'm going to reign it in
"WHOA...whoa, there girl...Shhh. here's some ky...there's a good girl"
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just a little worried about that, you know? I mean, what with me being a hairy fat old Mexican dude, I'd probably panic and shout something in Spanish at them, and then where would we all be?
In a big multi-lingual pile of manure, that's where.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TRAGOONA...MECOITIES...TRACORUM...SADIS DEE
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all in good fun ya tosser. I love england. My favorite disney movie is bedknobs and broomsticks.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wasted talent, LP. It's not just food, either. There's serious blackmail potential. Dateline found a doctor, a rabbi, and an army officer...that's found money. Of course there was the 38 year old schitzophrenic homosexual living with his mother, but he must have had access to ceramic figuirines and plastic covered couches.
nice way to improve the home decor.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cockney is not british.
cockney is some spiv cunts from london trying to be wide boys.
scouse is where it is at.
wind your neck in=shut your grid=turn it in= shut the fuck up.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, i don't know what that means
i speak british; just cockney it up if you're having trouble with american.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You could eat free forever; you'd just have to degrade yourself a few times a day in yahoo chat."
Pffft. I do that already. And for free.
Hmmmm...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'kay i have sent mine back.
pen_name:
wind your fucking neck in.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No soy un hombre! No!
Err, I mean, haha, how silly of you. I don't even speak Spanish.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LP, I'm going to report you to dateline NBC. they're looking for "your" type
speaking of which, if you anyone saw that program on child predators, it gave me the greastest idea.
you could pretend to be a kid, tell the perv to bring pizza and beer to your house, and then threaten "i'll only let you go if you leave the food."
You could eat free forever; you'd just have to degrade yourself a few times a day in yahoo chat.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever, LP. you're probably the alter of some hairy pervert named Cortez.
i can see you cybering on IM, writing "yes, yes, yes" when in actuality you are grunting:
SI! SI SI!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, you'll get around to the FAC. Someday, someday...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A smoking hot eighteen-year-old *FEMALE* piece of ass. Who conveniently lacks any form of brains whatsoever.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for redhead love.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:15:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
snarks a good dude.
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yeah, but that height thing must be a problem.
I mean, if you're a girl, doesn't it make it difficult to drop down and offer a bj. wouldn't the penis be too high up--like a cat pawing at a yarn of string.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pen_name: Emotionally speaking, I am simultaneously a ten-year-old boy and a seventy-eight-year-old woman. Average the two, and you get one smoking hot eighteen-year-old piece of ass.
No, really, I swear.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
snarks a good dude.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
young or not, LP knows about santorum...or at the least about senators named santorum.
that's worth at least 2 years of emotional age.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I call shenanigans based on the lack of zombies.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark! I AM NOT TOO YOUNG!
I have to go to my room and cry while holding my favorite teddy bear and my blanket now.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-18 22:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote you a poem, Snark.
Snark, Snark - he's our boy
If he can't do it, you shouldn't even try because if you do it better than him he'll be very depressed and feel bad and then I'll have to come after you with a shovel woo go Snark!
It's called "Ode to Snark, An Epic Poem in 16 Chapters"
It took me four months to write.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-18 22:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! I was right! Snark really seems to be a nice guy! I'm actually gonna keep this interview on my HD, I'd like to read it again sometime in the future!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:45:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for giving out some love to the redheads. We'll be extinct in two hundred years - make use of us while you still can.
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I had a red-headed wife once.
Going extinct is probably a good thing.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do blow with Snark anytime. Snort snort.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell I'd fuck him.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The interview wasn't entirely interesting, but Snark's the man and a fellow canuck.
I thought you were Paul Kariya until I read how tall you were... just the opposite.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA SAY?
WANNA GUESS?
THAT'S RIGHT.
DIE.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is the only one that i have actually read.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:44:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit...it's the illegitimate son of Connie Chung and Ted Raimi!
I LOVED YOUR DAD'S WORK AS A RUBBER MONSTER IN EVIL DEAD 2
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Tiger, you rock.
Pen_name,
I choked on my Sushi.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahaha...Yes, I suck. Idiot I am.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SNARK: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=10550
you're such a noob...
http://www.ubersite.com/u/10550
normally i wouldn't care, but such an ugly mass ruins such a perfect post.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pen, I might stop these very soon anyway. Apollo will be next though.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy you got this one out before apollo...i might quit reading these after that one...
what's with breaking up fights? remember chris chambers? he got a knife to the throat for his troubles.
fuck
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what a nice guy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for giving out some love to the redheads. We'll be extinct in two hundred years - make use of us while you still can.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 20:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit...it's the illegitimate son of Connie Chung and Ted Raimi!
I LOVED YOUR DAD'S WORK AS A RUBBER MONSTER IN EVIL DEAD 2