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Rating: 0.15 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by EvolvedChicken (View user info) at 2005-12-18 21:07:32 EST


This might be my shortest post ever, but I must express my anger.

Bush, you are interrupting my viewing of Family Guy! If I don't see the whole episode, I'll sell rocks to children in protest.

One more thing. I will pistol whip the next person who says "Weapons of mass destruction."

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2005-12-19 09:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought that dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-19 02:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Suck it.

Submitted by RePet (user info) at 2005-12-19 01:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Now I want you to visualize Lindsey Lohan doing a reverse crab walk."

"What?!"

"JUST DO IT!"

Awesome.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-19 01:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuckin right. Two words: Radio Address. It was good enough for FDR and his fucking legs were busted.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-19 00:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun
of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a
disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!

-- Homer Simpson
Two Bad Neighbors

Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2005-12-18 22:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

WMD rule them all.
One Bush to find them.
One Bush to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 22:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the quantum leap jesus and sesame street pinball made the whole show.

didn't need anything else

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-18 22:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

church of teh fonz

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-18 22:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-18 22:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tak's on a -2 spree! But I gotta hand it to ya, FG is WAAAAY more important than anything Bush has gotta say, for sure. What was it so important that he had to cut in on Family Guy's time, by the way?

Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

DIE!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it would have been great if he said: "...in a week we'll be celebrating christmas and chan-u-kah"

if anyone from snl reads uber...make sure you use that.

Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it's a tragedy.

Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pen_name, you're awesome.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Hey farva, what are those nuclear devices, viral agents and chemical bombs that they supposedly hid in iraq?"

"You mean Weapons of Mass Destruction?




"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WMD


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