MistressFist's Vocabulary Lists (2827 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-19 13:29:36 EST
Excessive use of the word "vagina" and other tired monikers make me want to wage a literary jihad.
Please use one of these in a sentence when you post.
Cunnikin Bulls-eye
Cush Cranny
Pootenanny Bag of tricks
Quimsby Stench trench
Fancy-bit Fun hatch
Flange Spasm-chasm
Taintmeat Pole-hole
Where the monkey sleeps Hairy doughnut
Chuff-box Passion pit
Cock-chafer Spew alley
Cock-locker Hirsute oyster
Cock-socket Haddock pastie
Plumber's toolbag Holy dorito
Pink velvet sausage wallet Baron hole
Nature's tufted treasure
Plus camwhore.
User Reviews
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-20 23:45:24 EST (#)
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Be careful about what you say Badass, i got that information in 1/3 the time it took him.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're better looking than most of the slores on this site.
so that makes you an above-average slore.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:21:30 EST (#)
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you left off axe wound
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:10:42 EST (#)
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good thing you had a sports bra on, otherwise you'd really be able to tell how lopsided they are.
as for the post...well, holy shit i say. a list of other words for vagina! pure shit, as usual from you.
Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2006-01-17 04:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to put my finger in your bum and wiggle it until I feel poo. Then I'd throw up. But it would be worth it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:18:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:51:55 (#)
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It's not a good pic of them..I'm wearing a black sports bra, so that minimizes.
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I demand a better camwhore then!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My home is what I like to call it
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-12-21 12:31:20 EST (#)
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Spam purse.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-21 11:14:35 EST (#)
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Stink wallet is the best term for a vagina ever.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:41:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:30:07 (#)
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Forgive me for my suspicious nature, but I STILL think you pee standing up.
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thats priceless... but i have faith.
you could always, just, [urbane style], show us your box?
i mean, people scream it at rock concerts all the time and it seems to work there... it might get everyone somewhere this time too... sans drugs, and alcohol.
fuck it i'm going back to sleep.. i'm not responsible for what i write this early.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:00:13 EST (#)
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This matters:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:14:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:11:58 (#)
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Are you wearing that choker to hold in your Adam's apple?
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:08:03 (#)
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Said it in another post but I swear your my soulmate or world wide twin. Marry me??
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Yes, Orgasmo, Yes. Exactly. Jeeeesus!!!!!!
Dr. Seussman..I wish I could, but I'm already married :-(
I'll still let you skull fuck me though.
Talk to you freaks on Thurs, I'm out tomorrow.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:11:58 EST (#)
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Are you wearing that choker to hold in your Adam's apple?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:08:03 EST (#)
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Said it in another post but I swear your my soulmate or world wide twin. Marry me??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:48:01 EST (#)
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Sexy mama.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:47:31 EST (#)
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very possibly. I'm not quite decided yet
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:45:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:39:19 (#)
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I'm waiting
I'm waiting
better not disappoint the masses and have them turn on you
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she's a man, man.
she's a dude, dude.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:39:19 EST (#)
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I'm waiting
I'm waiting
better not disappoint the masses and have them turn on you
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:35:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:34:58 (#)
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needs more camwhoring from you....just to verify the authenticity
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Wait for TMI, that might be better.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:34:58 EST (#)
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needs more camwhoring from you....just to verify the authenticity
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:27:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:16:47 (#)
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I mean this in the nicest way but if 65% of you are boobs, they must hang down to the ground when you flop off the bra
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Jesus Christ I'm only 26....they don't sag that bad!
They aren't really 65%, you know...I'd have a fucking hunchback if that were true.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:16:47 EST (#)
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I mean this in the nicest way but if 65% of you are boobs, they must hang down to the ground when you flop off the bra
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:51:55 EST (#)
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It's not a good pic of them..I'm wearing a black sports bra, so that minimizes.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:13:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:10:08 (#)
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I'm not sure why...I was wondering that myself, since my husband is really nothing like me in that way, and I sometimes wonder what it would be like for him to say something truly disgusting for a change. Maybe we'll meet in another life and make pint sized Shlongies... I shudder at the thought some discipline time.
I am 5'4"....and a woman never discloses her weight..but I can tell you it is 65% boobs. I'm not a waif, I'm healthy and built for the long haul and baby making, but I'm not fat.
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65% boobs? Are you sure you submitted the right picture, that one is lacking chest cannons.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:04:44 EST (#)
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Hey, I used to be young, once. And I still know how to act like an idiot, so I can still pull off the whole "young" facade pretty well.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:59:54 EST (#)
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PS. I'm all up for letting you try that bench press move on me. I have a trick up my middle sleeve.
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Trick = Cock, yes?
Sure...I'm used to fucking old geezers..my husband is 37, I'm 26 :-)
The older guys know how to treat (and fuck) a lady, so I married one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:50:57 EST (#)
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I'll take it one step further - kids should pay for their own clothes and food, too.
I'd just take it out of their allowance - which means no handouts from me until I die.
PS. I'm all up for letting you try that bench press move on me. I have a trick up my middle sleeve.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:48:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:39:50 (#)
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Well, at least you're the right height.
But I'm too selfish, materialistic and narcissistic to have kids anyway, so we'd have to settle for a bunch of dogs - they'll never wipe out my rather healthy 401k for college.
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You've gotta have a little cushion for the pushin'... I could probably bench press you with my legs. I'm built like a German milkmaid.
Fuck that, the kids can pay for their own damn education. I had to. Self sufficiency is key in my family.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:39:50 EST (#)
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Well, at least you're the right height.
But I'm too selfish, materialistic and narcissistic to have kids anyway, so we'd have to settle for a bunch of dogs - they'll never wipe out my rather healthy 401k for college.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:10:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:27:32 (#)
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If this is your "real personality", how did the two of us not meet in a parallel universe, get married and have obnoxious little Shlongy's running around terrorizing neighborhoods and school systems alike??
I'm having a little trouble getting a clear picture on the whole ht./wt. deal from that snapshot.
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I'm not sure why...I was wondering that myself, since my husband is really nothing like me in that way, and I sometimes wonder what it would be like for him to say something truly disgusting for a change. Maybe we'll meet in another life and make pint sized Shlongies... I shudder at the thought some discipline time.
I am 5'4"....and a woman never discloses her weight..but I can tell you it is 65% boobs. I'm not a waif, I'm healthy and built for the long haul and baby making, but I'm not fat.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If this is your "real personality", how did the two of us not meet in a parallel universe, get married and have obnoxious little Shlongy's running around terrorizing neighborhoods and school systems alike??
I'm having a little trouble getting a clear picture on the whole ht./wt. deal from that snapshot.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 11:38:57 EST (#)
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Well, I'd do Christina Ricci when sober, so you can draw your own conclusions there ;)
Generally Aussie chicks are outspoken, into dirty jokes and find it easy to be "one of the boys." That was my first impression of your (uber)personality.
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Thanks Ozzy! My Uber personality is my Normal personality. Really.
I've only met 2 Aussie chicks and they seemed rather proper to me.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-20 11:06:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 10:18:45 (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-20 04:51:33 (#)
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"Show us where daddy hit you with the axe"
"Oh Method, I really want you to part my beef curtains"
and so on.....
MistressFist, you look a bit like Christina Ricci. Twas strange to find that you're American, I'd have bet money you were an Aussie chick.
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Why did you think Aussie?
I hope the Ricci comparison was a compliment :-) She has a huge forehead. Mine is more compact.
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Well, I'd do Christina Ricci when sober, so you can draw your own conclusions there ;)
Generally Aussie chicks are outspoken, into dirty jokes and find it easy to be "one of the boys." That was my first impression of your (uber)personality.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 10:52:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 10:42:27 (#)
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Compact forehead huh? Didn't know that went well with a large dorito hole?
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hahahaha..my forehead is normal, I mean.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 10:42:27 EST (#)
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Compact forehead huh? Didn't know that went well with a large dorito hole?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 10:18:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-20 04:51:33 (#)
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"Show us where daddy hit you with the axe"
"Oh Method, I really want you to part my beef curtains"
and so on.....
MistressFist, you look a bit like Christina Ricci. Twas strange to find that you're American, I'd have bet money you were an Aussie chick.
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Why did you think Aussie?
I hope the Ricci comparison was a compliment :-) She has a huge forehead. Mine is more compact.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:34:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-20 04:51:33 EST (#)
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"Show us where daddy hit you with the axe"
"Oh Method, I really want you to part my beef curtains"
and so on.....
MistressFist, you look a bit like Christina Ricci. Twas strange to find that you're American, I'd have bet money you were an Aussie chick.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-19 22:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So this user isnt a alter?
Ok glad thats settled.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-19 17:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh so now *I'm* the asshole?
I see how it is.
It's all fine and well for OTHER people to submit things based on the terms mentioned above, but as soon as THE WHITE GUY starts doing it, critics come out of the woodwork.
I'm writing my Congressman.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-19 17:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron, you need therapy, STAT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-19 17:20:11 EST (#)
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Line it up, line it up,
Line of sight and gale and blust,
Ready now your arrowtip
And fire it at my bust,
Send your streaking love across
The mountains of my chest,
Watch it dribble! See it leak
The sauce that I love best!
Screeching 'cross the valley
Past my peaks and to my thighs,
Watch the target spread and bloom
Before your very eyes.
Bullseye, baby, bullseye!
Fired shot has found its mark,
You must be quite the bowsmith, dear,
To hit true in the dark.
Your stonetip bursts my bladder
Cleaving lips soft to the touch,
I pray your draw is wicked long
To fill my target up.
You'll find it soft and true as hay
And fluffy as a cloud
Oh! Dear love, you've struck me true!
I'm sorry I'm so loud.
I hope that you're a huntsman
And your quiver packed for bear,
For now my cunny's slit and slick
And I've got hours to spare.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-19 17:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot salty whisker biscuit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-19 17:12:46 EST (#)
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Priceless. Bored.
Whatever.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 17:07:46 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron, you are priceless.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:58:25 EST (#)
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Quimsy and His Bag of Tricks
Long have I yearned to be free of this stage life,
Minutes count down, slowly ticking, slowly ticking,
Marking off the moments 'fore I must ascend
To this, the plank-wood, decorated Hades of my life.
How oft' have I begged to be without prestige, spoil or flash of fire?
Of thirty-sheet and poster board,
Of ironed cuff and whalebone wand?
Long ago I was something of a marksman,
And the people of my land, oh, how they looked up to me.
"Show us, Quimsy," they'd say,
"Show us how you make the arrows fly."
But that was before the tramp steamer,
The steely chains of my captors,
The glitz of the showstop life, and the corruption that Theatrica brings.
These fingers, how they used to grip the bow of sandalwood,
Pull tense rope, taut and gritting 'gainst the tips,
These eyes, better served for tracking deer,
Or picking up the distance of an approaching army back before the world was lost to powder, bomb and bullet.
I could have been a warrior, or a poet.
But look at me now:
Quimsy - Master of the Bag of Tricks.
Sitting in these stirrups and fingering myself
While the onlookers ooh and aah at my man pussy.
Why, Quimsy!
Why did you ever have to tell the gypsies you had a vagina???
And why did you show them how many oddities you could stuff inside of it,
Only then to remove them with your adept, capable fingers?
Why were you born with dangle AND gash?
Long-since taken from home,
Long-since accustomed to these wretched stirrups,
Now you are nothing but a shell of your former self!
"Stick your fingersticks in your love canal, Quimseroo!"
"Pull the apples out like you did earlier! My kid didn't get to see it and now he's crying!"
"Do the thing with the thing!"
"I want to see you stick this bugle in you. Now."
My hands can do more than this, I know it,
But oh, how they make it easy for me to do as I'm told.
My eyes, far too capable for the showing,
Perceive they every flash of tooth, every drop of eye.
Oh, how the cheers and taunts fill my dreams like fresh-from-the-gut feces filling a colostomy bag,
Or waiting, ready, willing mouth - dying and moist with anticipation of a steaming torpedo dropping right 'tween its pinkish lips and onto its pulsing tongue. Tongue stretched out and hungry for a taste of yesterday's dinner.
Got a shoe you don't want to wear?
I'll stick it up my fleshflap.
Maybe some spare change you want to hear chime and jingle in someone's snatch?
Give 'em here. Let me bounce for you.
Name it - I've done it all:
Jell-o mould, radar detector, tape dispenser, sandwich, chinchilla, GO-Bot, fireworks, sand.
I hate the men who bring me their cell phones the most.
But only because I really have to work my cunt walls to hit the buttons and place a crank call for them.
I'll be your pony and play your tricks,
For a dime, a nickel, or dollar per head.
But only because I don't want to be beaten by the gypsies.
Not again. Not ever again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:34:28 EST (#)
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I've never been to a game in that new arena...Was at the old Spectrum eons ago...
Here badass...maybe this will keep you off of Uber for a while.
http://www.zen36114.zen.co.uk/
download your ass off.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:28:14 EST (#)
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stay away from me you salmon scented semen sucker.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:23:41 EST (#)
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don't worry mofo...I'll still give you a big kiss when I see you
That won't get you pregnant will it?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:20:57 EST (#)
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wannabe? wannabe?
you are kidding right, I'm the real deal baby, sans the big hooters
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:18:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:13:53 (#)
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hey, how did this turn into a badass bashing post.
goddamn it I'm going home
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Fuck you
you love the attention you little Tigerlilly wannabe
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:15:50 EST (#)
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Yeah I'm not seeing any vagina filled sentences.
At least the photo wasn't flamed.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:13:53 EST (#)
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hey, how did this turn into a badass bashing post.
goddamn it I'm going home
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:04:23 EST (#)
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especially if you're related.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 16:02:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:58:59 (#)
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dude, I only rape the unwilling, everyone else is safe
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phew!
for a minute there I thought I wasn't going to get my promised raping next month
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:58:59 EST (#)
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dude, I only rape the unwilling, everyone else is safe
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:58:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:17:53 (#)
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Dont do it, he's a rapist
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do it he's a rapist.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:49:28 EST (#)
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Shlongy - I hit a couple Trenton Titans games like 2 weeks back, one was against a North or South Carolina team....Peter Worrell was on the team...what a big fucker.
You make it up this way and we'll go to a game, the wife's boss has season tickets first row towards one of the corners.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:48:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:25:55 (#)
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I mean I'd be ok with you having a dick, that'd mean you know how to treat one.
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LOL!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:34:30 EST (#)
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I saw the interview, and laughed at someone saying LSU has the roughest fans
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:32:11 EST (#)
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Last time I was in Philly was for a Raiders game several years ago. Even with my in-depth knowledge of Philly fans, I wore Raiders garb but was left alone.
Even Philly fans are smart enough NOT to fuck with Raiders fans. Shlongy takes no shit from anyone.
Speaking of Philly fans, did anyone catch the ESPN Jeremy Schaap story yesterday morning on "Bewtween The Lines" on Philly sports fans? He had an interview with the Philly guy who dressed up as Santa and got pelted by snowballs and booed years ago.
It was fucking A-1 classic hilarity.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:25:55 EST (#)
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I mean I'd be ok with you having a dick, that'd mean you know how to treat one.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:21:54 EST (#)
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I live in Cinnaminson and I'm not a rapist, not during the week.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:20:40 EST (#)
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How bad can it be? He's married and has a kid. I'm married. Public place...you people stop insisting I'm an alter, what's not to love?
I'll set up an UberCon Philly, and we'll meet at a bar. Anybody who wants to come and see that I don't have a dick.
I never leave my drink unattended.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:17:53 EST (#)
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Dont do it, he's a rapist
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:17:51 EST (#)
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badass- After you "hook up", please get a confirmation that "her" dick isn't bigger than mine, will ya pal?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:17:38 EST (#)
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Be careful, Miss Fist:
Mofo's liable to slip you a mickey finn - and if he does you're liable to wake up feeling his bringdown in your taintmeat, or his washback in your gelato mixer, or maybe, just maybe, his burnstyle in your anal furnace.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:14:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:02:42 (#)
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Fair Enough, I'll let it be...wanna get some drinks?
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Sure, I'd hang wit ya sometime...Where do you live?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:02:42 EST (#)
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Fair Enough, I'll let it be...wanna get some drinks?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:56:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:51:36 (#)
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The Seal of Utter Bullshit rather.
Here's some questions I'd like to see answered by MisstresFist
Whats the name of the skate shop in Haddonfield? THREADS AND SLEDS. AT THE INTERSECTION OF KINGS HWY AND HADDON AVE, THERE IS: A BRIDAL SHOP, A STARBUCKS, A TOY SHOP.
King's Highway Splits right after Rt. 70 one goes to your town and one in another direction, what is the name of the road in the other direction? HADDONFIELD ROAD..THERE'S A CHILI'S ON THE CORNER
Why was your first post merely a link, the same link that Method posted as a comment, unseen by most, the weekend before? I HAD NO IDEA METHOD POSTED THAT. I POSTED IT AFTER I GOT IT IN AN EMAIL THAT DAY FROM MY FRIEND MARK, AS A JOKE. AND I THOUGHT UBER WOULD ENJOY IT.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:51:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
As the official expert on alters around here, I am personally guaranteeing that this young lady is not an alter, and I have undeniable proof. She has the Method seal of approval.
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The Seal of Utter Bullshit rather.
Here's some questions I'd like to see answered by MisstresFist
Whats the name of the skate shop in Haddonfield?
King's Highway Splits right after Rt. 70 one goes to your town and one in another direction, what is the name of the road in the other direction?
Why was your first post merely a link, the same link that Method posted as a comment, unseen by most, the weekend before?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:51:19 EST (#)
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this pic makes me very suspicious. A new one would seal the deal....of course with a sign saying something about uber
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:48:32 EST (#)
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Method- Ummmm, I think Uber, as a collective whole, is going to need just a WEE BIT more "proof" than YOUR word on whether or not Mistressfist is an alter.
Or a woman.
I mean, I might believe you, but because you're MY alter, that wouldn't lend much credibility to your statement.
Nothing personal.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:43:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:38:46 (#)
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Alter or not, that picture is going up in the handicapped stall at work. I'm tired of seeing Method's picture while I'm on the crapper.
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Hey, cripples need something to jack-off to...I am happy to serve.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:40:30 EST (#)
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As the official expert on alters around here, I am personally guaranteeing that this young lady is not an alter, and I have undeniable proof. She has the Method seal of approval.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alter or not, that picture is going up in the handicapped stall at work. I'm tired of seeing Method's picture while I'm on the crapper.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:36:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:33:27 (#)
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yep, it's official
ALTER ALERT
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:30:07 (#)
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Forgive me for my suspicious nature, but I STILL think you pee standing up
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Nope, I'm not an alter. This is me, really. You guys never quit.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:35:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:28:36 (#)
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Bravo! As always.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:33:27 EST (#)
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yep, it's official
ALTER ALERT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:30:07 EST (#)
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Forgive me for my suspicious nature, but I STILL think you pee standing up.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:28:36 EST (#)
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Inside my Baron Hole there hides a Baron
The Baron hides inside a barren hole
This Hole the Baron hides in, barren, hides the Baron well
But in this barren, Baron Hole, the Baron's never cold.
To force the Baron out one needs a Cocksweep
A thrusting fuckstick meant for Baron Holes
Sweeping barren holes, the Cocksweep shoots his cleansing liquids
Barren, Baron Hole now filled with stinky white cologne.
Bearin' this, the barren, Baron Hole becomes a bear
Furry, clawed and angry at the Cocksweep's pearly shot
Beary Baron, bearin' so inside the barren Hole,
Raging 'gainst the thrusting fuckstick, raging all for naught.
Bare inside the Baron Hole, the beary Baron bears
The thick, come-quick saliva from the stick
Barren Baron Hole, all bare, a Baron hiding, bearin'
Drowning from the stick and stink born from the cleaning dick.
Scub the Baron, scrub the hole,
The bubbles make him yield,
Lay the Baron bare, ye sperm,
And let him be revealed.
In the barren hole, my friends,
Let's see some grit and pallor,
That Goddamn Baron must come out
He owes me fourteen dollars.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:20:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:35:18 (#)
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Divorce your husband and marry me immediately
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I have room for 2 in there, Method.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:05:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:02:17 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:53:14 (#)
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Oh, I forgot my sentence...
Method chortled in sadistic pleasure as he plunged his engorged, pileous nightcrawler into Diane's depilated methane chamber while she writhed in ectasy from the malaise.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
And ejaculated.
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YES! TWO POINTS FOR CAPTAIN THORNS, THE KAMIKAZE BOMBER, IN THE CIVIL WAR!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:02:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:53:14 (#)
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Oh, I forgot my sentence...
Method chortled in sadistic pleasure as he plunged his engorged, pileous nightcrawler into Diane's depilated methane chamber while she writhed in ectasy from the malaise.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
And ejaculated.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 14:01:32 EST (#)
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hey, what is that guy starring at in the picture?
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My cavernous vagina.
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ummm, I wish your husband the best of luck with that. Hey, are those my car keys keys keys? (echo)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:55:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:43:39 (#)
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hey, what is that guy starring at in the picture?
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My cavernous vagina.
I mean...Holy Dorito.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:55:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:52:53 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:41:59 (#)
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You're next on TMI toots.
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Yahoo!! I could send you a nice wedding pic, all sweet and demure and shit.
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You? Demure? That should be interesting. :)
Go for it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I forgot my sentence...
Method chortled in sadistic pleasure as he plunged his engorged, pileous nightcrawler into Diane's depilated methane chamber while she writhed in ectasy from the malaise.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:52:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:41:59 (#)
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You're next on TMI toots.
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Yahoo!! I could send you a nice wedding pic, all sweet and demure and shit.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:50:35 EST (#)
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nice!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:47:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:41:59 (#)
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You're next on TMI toots.
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WHOA HO HO!
Now *this* promises to be an interesting TMI.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:46:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:41:59 (#)
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You're next on TMI toots.
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teehee
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:46:17 EST (#)
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Me and the old lady have a meeting tonight in the Oval Office.
She has a pet for me, I call it the panty hampster.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:44:13 EST (#)
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Vertical Smile
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:43:39 EST (#)
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hey, what is that guy starring at in the picture?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:41:59 EST (#)
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You're next on TMI toots.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:41:54 EST (#)
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The Meat Wallet
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:40:53 EST (#)
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hairy hatchet wound
horizontal fish cake
Jack Nastyface
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:40:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:34:37 (#)
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http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html
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+2 for this post. Thanks for the link, that is an awesome site.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:37:54 EST (#)
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I once took a trip to the Black Hole of Calcunta, where I slipped and fell into a cozy flesh wallet.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:37:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:34:23 (#)
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I'm curious were you got all those sayings since I've never heard of one of them. Also, when was the pic taken?
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The Book of Filth
Feb 14, 2004 at an anti valentine's day costume party.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:35:18 EST (#)
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Divorce your husband and marry me immediately
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:34:37 EST (#)
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http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:34:31 EST (#)
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this quimsby stench trench of a post makes me ill
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:34:23 EST (#)
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I'm curious were you got all those sayings since I've never heard of one of them. Also, when was the pic taken?
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:33:10 EST (#)
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Needs more Passion pit
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:30:43 EST (#)
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Dammit it didn't tab right in the post.
Well, I still want to see your sentences.