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It's Time for T.M.I = TIGERLILLY (6916 hits)

Category: Humor
Labels: Truth

Rating: 1.73 on 293 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2005-12-19 23:02:06 EST

User Reviews

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Still awesome.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dang, I missed this whole thing - i gotta back back and check the other entries

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-20 03:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Am I the only person that found it funny that Jack felt he had to 'tiptoe around people with handicaps'?

Probably. You rock miss Lilly.

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-01-12 16:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey TigerLilly, i was thinking the other day...does your leg make a popping noise (like a suction cup?) when you pull it off like in Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-26 18:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This tops most heated with 38...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-26 04:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hot hot heat

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-25 01:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:20:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

shandy,

hop on msn messenger, i just added you to my new address: I_love_belu.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-25 00:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll say it once more, Tiger: If you're this cool in real life, you must have a little Siren blood in you. Charming.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-23 21:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:53:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

i see everyone is still camping on this post
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

It's hard to resist, what with the beautiful girl and her bubbly responses.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-12-23 20:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd pay to see that, Miss Lilly

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i see everyone is still camping on this post

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-23 10:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, If I ever meet RR in the real, I'll take my leg off and smack him in the head with it.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my alter hardly ever comes out to play

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That one ain't me. My alter posts infrequently and is good at Photoshopping.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, Bart already told me it's you, stop trying to play it off you wanker = )

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:04:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

His alter is required_reading
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Nope, mine is much more harmless. Not an asshole, just no tact.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

His alter is required_reading

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-23 08:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who is your alter Hadley?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-23 06:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hadley, I'm going to have to ask you to register your alter with the Local 103 Alter Union or face penalties/jail time.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would just like to apologize for my alter's lack of tact. Thank you.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm kind of dissapointed. I always assumed that Tiger had lived the perfect life, with no hardship or obstacles to overcome, and that that had led to her being such a mind-meltingly lovely person. But there it is, big hardship = big heart.

Bang goes that theory.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh i wanna slip it in you SOOOOOOOO bad! hee hee hee

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you looked much taller laying in my bed

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you are only 5'0"?

omg you total freak of nature.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

go to the mountains, she said EVERYONE gets to see them there

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i still never got to see tl's boobs.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the post that never dies

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:26:21 (#)
Ranking: 1

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I am talking about, tiger silly about the lack of commenting by uberers who are in the know (read: not full of shit!) the only ones I have seen are those who are painfully pathetic and the like. (your legions of fans who think only with their smaller head and the girls who want to look like you --- if that is even comprehendible. to me it is not)

also, kudos on not only *trying* (however see through it is) to downplay how much psychical worth you place on your obviously too large mammories, but kudos as well on kicking in with the one legged thing.

This little 'series' (TMI) has truly revealed how so completly an attention whore you are, tiger silly, at least to those who didn't already know it after you posted your boobies (which are not in the least attractive, at least not to me) for all of the internet to see.

Look inside your self, tiger silly: is this bit of internet fame truly what you seek, or is it rather a sick substitute for the true affection you KNOW you need?

This is in no way meant to insult you, just stating my peace, but rest assured that I believe you will take it as completely insulting.

Happy holidays, sincerely.

R. Reading
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hahaha!

No offense to TL but this was an excellent Internet argument, which in the end is completly retarded and means absolutely fuck all.

Just the right amount of cherry-picked personal details used for twisted speculations to encapsulate a person's motivations, seasoned with bombastic and condescending wording.

I'm a fan! ...and a nerd :-P

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 10:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ha-ha cause I've got a lot to say. Why do you repeat things twice?

Submitted by Short-n-Sweet (user info) at 2005-12-22 10:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so long winded...why is she always talking???

Submitted by Short-n-Sweet (user info) at 2005-12-22 10:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so long winded...why is she always talking???

Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YAY for Tiger Lilly
She's so lovely :)

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 10:46:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

un autre question... do you know a million kate/y/ies too?

I am also a Katy, but with a Y.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 07:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

So so you take the leg off when you fuck?

Can you attach a motor to it and use it as a vibrator?

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I always seem to get that question. The motor one. Of course I can.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So so you take the leg off when you fuck?

Can you attach a motor to it and use it as a vibrator?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Required_Reading: Just say "tits". Trying to make yourself sound intelligent by saying "mammaries" is kind of counterproductive when you spell it with an o.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-21 21:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yes... let's

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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:41:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sigh.

I confess. I really just want to look like Tiger Silly. That's why I come to ubersite.
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Me too. Let's start a club.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-21 20:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAR HAR SHE PUNK'D YOU METHOD!

HEEEYYYY LAAAADYYY....WITH THE PRETTY THINGS!!!!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aww ladies. You're too sweet. That includes you Method.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sigh.

I confess. I really just want to look like Tiger Silly. That's why I come to ubersite.
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Me too. Let's start a club.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, how come he gets to talk about your balls, but I can't talk about your penis?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hadley!! Shhh. I thought I told you NOT to tell anyone that. Damn. Can't we just keep secrets around this place. NOOOOOOO! Everyone has a big mouth! And big Balls ;)

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think TigerLilly says it all in her direct quote: "Huge balls...because it's what makes ME, ME."

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sigh.

I confess. I really just want to look like Tiger Silly. That's why I come to ubersite.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, R.R., you really sound like a total pompous fucking cunt, trying to pull the seniority card, aside from the other shit you've gone around saying today. You made another comment today on your post to Tom to the effect of "Oh Tom, if you only knew". Do you even realize how fucking gay you sound for that, aside from blatantly attacking TL, and then trying to spin it like you're not?

Be a man/woman/whatever the fuck you are, (I don't know who you "really" are and I don't give a fuck if you're my best friend or the almighty Jesus Christ himself) and stop being a two faced fucking hump. No one cares how long you've been around, and if you're not going to have the balls to either use your other user ID or tell who you really are, do everyone a favor and shut your mouth, close your eyes, and do a 360 inverted frog splash into Urbanes cunt.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am talking about, tiger silly about the lack of commenting by uberers who are in the know (read: not full of shit!) the only ones I have seen are those who are painfully pathetic and the like. (your legions of fans who think only with their smaller head and the girls who want to look like you --- if that is even comprehendible. to me it is not)

also, kudos on not only *trying* (however see through it is) to downplay how much psychical worth you place on your obviously too large mammories, but kudos as well on kicking in with the one legged thing.

This little 'series' (TMI) has truly revealed how so completly an attention whore you are, tiger silly, at least to those who didn't already know it after you posted your boobies (which are not in the least attractive, at least not to me) for all of the internet to see.

Look inside your self, tiger silly: is this bit of internet fame truly what you seek, or is it rather a sick substitute for the true affection you KNOW you need?

This is in no way meant to insult you, just stating my peace, but rest assured that I believe you will take it as completely insulting.

Happy holidays, sincerely.

R. Reading
First and foremost, Fuck you very much, says silly tiger.

Secondly, I was NOT the only one who posted pictures of my tits. There happen to have been several other girls doing the same. Why single me out? I don't want anyone to look like me or
aspire to look like me. In fact that would downright suck. It's too damn fucking bad you don't like
me or the fun that I like to have here. Leave. Someone wanted to interview me and it took HUGE balls for me to say what I had to say about my leg knowing full well that people would perhaps treat me differently OR make fun of me because of it. Huge balls. But I did it anyway, because it's what makes ME, ME.

As far as TMI goes, how is it that "I" am seeking attention? I'm INTERVIEWING other people.
Now that makes no sense at all you silly goose, you. You don't know me and nor would you ever want to apparently, but I do appreciate the psychoanalysis. Really I do.

Lastly, I don't NEED a bunch of internet friends, or fame or anything. I enjoy making friends and talking to people if you don't like it and it bothers you, than I'm doing my job. Good. Cause you don't bother me in the least. I've met people like you all over the world. You get your kicks by putting other people down and saying negative things about them. If that makes you feel good, then, well, have it. It wouldn't be the first time. You're pathetic.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Like I give a fuck how long you've "been around"...I've been around Earth longer than you and I know a personal attack when I read one.

At least I never preface my slams with "This isn't meant to be an insult", dipshit.

My insults are warranted. You're an asshole.

Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

shlongster,

your review below was indeed a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.

since fucking when are you so sensitive towards the feelings of others?

Who the fuck am I? someone who has been around ubersite for much much longer than you have i am afraid, my friend

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That wasn't an "insult"???

Are you out of your fucking mind? Who the fuck are you? Asshole....

Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:54:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-12-20 01:29:58 (#)
Ranking: -1

notice the absence of ratings by uber users who are 'in the know'?

there is certainly a reason for that.

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Not quite sure I know what you mean? 'In the know'? About my leg? There happen to be
several people that commented who are 'In the know'. What are you talking about? Explain.

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I am talking about, tiger silly about the lack of commenting by uberers who are in the know (read: not full of shit!) the only ones I have seen are those who are painfully pathetic and the like. (your legions of fans who think only with their smaller head and the girls who want to look like you --- if that is even comprehendible. to me it is not)

also, kudos on not only *trying* (however see through it is) to downplay how much psychical worth you place on your obviously too large mammories, but kudos as well on kicking in with the one legged thing.

This little 'series' (TMI) has truly revealed how so completly an attention whore you are, tiger silly, at least to those who didn't already know it after you posted your boobies (which are not in the least attractive, at least not to me) for all of the internet to see.

Look inside your self, tiger silly: is this bit of internet fame truly what you seek, or is it rather a sick substitute for the true affection you KNOW you need?

This is in no way meant to insult you, just stating my peace, but rest assured that I believe you will take it as completely insulting.

Happy holidays, sincerely.

R. Reading

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heat

I'd ask for an interview but I'm not very interesting. seriously. Quite boring.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry Kenny. That sucks Christmas balls.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So I just got word that there may be no holiday bonuses this year, after Four years of substantial bonuses. Seems the company just spent ~$50K on new hardware, software, etc. Fuckin' bummer.

You all suck mega pole.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-21 12:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 11:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so can i borrow $20 then?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-21 10:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got your "holiday bonus" right here, toots.

Submitted by dawnmarie (user info) at 2005-12-21 10:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*of*

Submitted by dawnmarie (user info) at 2005-12-21 10:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you Katie girl. You're an inspiration to many and a complete sweetheart. I'm proud to be one your best friends.

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-12-21 10:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 10:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So I got my holiday bonus today? Wooo hoooooo vacation city baby.
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so much for your new idea of SAVING
p.s I love to aggrevate you, turns me on

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 10:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why O why must you aggravate me so?

So I got my holiday bonus today? Wooo hoooooo vacation city baby.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 09:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to do a TMI.

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Rizzo, e-mail me.
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ugh! I mean, these are great =)

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 09:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to do a TMI.

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Rizzo, e-mail me.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-21 07:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177

totally

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to do a TMI.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 20:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This matters:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279

Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-20 20:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll stalk you Krissi.

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HOLY SHIT! I'm so the luckiest person alive.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 20:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You all need to "get a room".

Wait..that's right.
You are.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll stalk you Krissi.

Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:32:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

List of girls I plan on stalking from Ubersite this week, in no particular order:

Inion

MistressFist

PantsareStupid

I'm taking it easy this week, only 3 of you, holidays and all.

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But Method, I'm so close! And you promised to hang out with me and pantsarestupid!

Pantsarestupid, do you hear me? I am meeting your cute behind in the new year! RAWR!

*cries emo tears*

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shiiiit! I ain't gonna learn how to aim till later baby!
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Your aim wouldn't have to be that good =)

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAwwwwwwww look at the time.... gotta run kiddies, time for Uncle Sam's court ordered therapy (aka spy training)

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shiiiit! I ain't gonna learn how to aim till later baby!

One step at a time man!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul - why do you throw shit up like that every time I say something... I'm beginning to take the hint."""

What? I just posted some funny link on the Most Heated post. Paranoid, much?

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I will be less normal.... once I perfected starting fires with my mind.
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watch out for my crotch, k?

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I will be less normal.... once I perfected starting fires with my mind.

Caul - why do you throw shit up like that every time I say something... I'm beginning to take the hint.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7092597087689846900

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm less normal in real life
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I don't think that is possible. You couldn't get any less normal, which is why we love you and Shlongy hates me saying that

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:42:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's going to be very interesting to see people's personalities on here vs real life

I mean I'm the same fucker, but you bastards might be totally different

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I'm exactly the same.
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I'm less normal in real life

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice! :-)

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm exactly the same.
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oh shit, that suc.....I mean GREAT!~

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:42:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's going to be very interesting to see people's personalities on here vs real life

I mean I'm the same fucker, but you bastards might be totally different

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I'm exactly the same.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm still sad i can't go. *emo tears*

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's going to be very interesting to see people's personalities on here vs real life

I mean I'm the same fucker, but you bastards might be totally different

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sacrilicious - I'm in Montgomeryville

Xcuses - AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I mean.... save it for the Ubercon *evil grin*

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:53:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sacrilicious, why don't you come to the mountains Jan 20-22? You should. C'mon do it!
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That would be ridiculously fun, and as a noob, I am quite flattered for the invitation. Alas, I can't make that weekend. Another time, I hope!

But I didn't realize how many Uberers are from PA!

Badass, Peon- I'm from Media, Delaware County. Are you anywhere close?

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright. Alright. Just call me sweet tits.
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I am NOT calling you sweet tits

to your face

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:14:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

"FUUUCK you. I'm not sweet."

Oh yea you are. its no biggie, dont sweat it. short girls with big titties cant help but be sweet.

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Alright. Alright. Just call me sweet tits.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:19:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

*sneaks out to get smoke because nobody knows I'm here anyway*
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I see you lurking over there. Come out and play with us. We won't bite, not yet anyway

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:14:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

"FUUUCK you. I'm not sweet."

Oh yea you are. its no biggie, dont sweat it. short girls with big titties cant help but be sweet.

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see? it's all about the fuckin short girls...

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*sneaks out to get smoke because nobody knows I'm here anyway*

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"FUUUCK you. I'm not sweet."

Oh yea you are. its no biggie, dont sweat it. short girls with big titties cant help but be sweet.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Being from Kentucky, if they did a line-up of all the possible 'suspects'...err, fathers-
he'd have all thirty of his cousins as most likely suitor

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I heard that the cute kid he keeps posting pictures of isn't even his.

I wouldn't doubt it.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and talk about not funny.
that guy has the sense of humor of a french-candian website user

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:04:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's impossible to do anything to me silently...

and i REALLY wanna play with your leg, i have this insane fascination with squishy/flammable things. but i don't smoke, so we'd have to use a blow torch k?

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You got it. A blow torch it is. ;)

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah that badassmofo is one ugly fucker and did you see that hair on that one post...christ what a fucking hippy.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why wait for him to be gone?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's impossible to do anything to me silently...

and i REALLY wanna play with your leg, i have this insane fascination with squishy/flammable things. but i don't smoke, so we'd have to use a blow torch k?

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Has badass left yet so we can start talking bad about him?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AWWWWW YOU FUCKED IT UP

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

inion_de_trua, it's sort of hard to explain. It looks real and for 16K it fucking better. It's squishy too like a sponge. I could mop up an entire house with my leg in 5 minutes.

The problem is, I'm flammable like the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz. The last time Method and I hung out, he tried to set me on fire with his cigarette.

Newguy, we're discussing Methods insatiable appetite for cock.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<whispers> sorry...

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<rapes inion silently>

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*burp*

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<giggle>

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<crickets>

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<silence>

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<everyone be quiet, it's the new guy>

Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck is going on here?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so i guess that means the leg goes under the wear and stuff. i was thinking maybe you put it over, comfort/friction/chaffing prevention stuff. i wanna play with your leg now.

this goes back to this teacher i had who lost her leg when she got run over by a motor boat while water skiing, but it was dumb cuz they gave her a young leg so she had this nice one mannequin perfect leg and then she had a wrinkly old fart with vericose vein leg. i think your leg would be more fun though. and i mean how man people can kick their own ass, toe first?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA

So are Caul and Method going to have the first uber pooper baby? Or is Badass...

I'm getting confuzled. But I'm laughing...

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:43:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

NICE!
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yup. I'm stalking you so hard and you don't even know it. I'm hiding the the bushes outside your office and sniffing your panties and all that... What?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:40:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

dammit that no underwear comment made me think stupid... so tiger do you have any underwear with only one leg hole?

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Hahahah..'one leg hole'

No, because I wear a fake leg. So I wouldn't need underwear with one leg hole. Do they even make one legged hole underwear? You might be onto something for the amputee community. Bank baby. BANK $$$$

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NICE!

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Damnit, why can't I be one of the girls you stalk?
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i'll stalk you, badass. don't tell anyone but you are my favorite girl on this site. ::girly kisses::

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dammit that no underwear comment made me think stupid... so tiger do you have any underwear with only one leg hole?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method, why must you make me laugh ALL day long? I can't get any work done.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're a chick? I'll pencil you in for the week of January 1st.

Please email your full name, social security number and drivers license number to dontemailme.at.juno.com, along with some nudes.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damnit, why can't I be one of the girls you stalk?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

List of girls I plan on stalking from Ubersite this week, in no particular order:

Inion

MistressFist

PantsareStupid

I'm taking it easy this week, only 3 of you, holidays and all.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah but ingrown hairs don't necessarily hafta do with a new razor... ever tried waxing? if you did, did you cry? i'd wanna see a large greek man cry. fuzz ain't so bad....

and would you really wanna pass on a penis after it's been in caul's mouth. i mean who the hell knows where his mouth has been.

i love you. :D

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that Method and Caulaincourt would make a super cute couple.

They could have a bunch of kids that would talk a bunch of shit and then run away.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You can call me anything you want, I'm madly in love with you

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that Method and Caulaincourt would make a super cute couple.

They could have a bunch of kids that would talk a bunch of shit and then run away.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:24:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Caulaincourt has had a penis in his mouth.
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Is that the best you can come up with you little adolescent prick?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<---- not a fan of teh buttsecks :(

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok, but can I still call you Methodopolous anyway?

I don't want to have teh buttsecks either. I like having control over my pooper and when it does it's thing. I'm proud that I can take a shit in 30 seconds flat without complication or fanfare.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For once, Method is the one being ridiculed for his origins -- which are inferior.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caulaincourt has had a penis in his mouth.

Pass it on.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No. It's an ancient Greek technique.

It's called "using a brand new razor".

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

do you hafta use bikini zone bump stuff on your chest?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:16:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:13:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Method is Greek?
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100% feta, my dear. With the meditarenean hairy chest and all that crap.

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Wrong, dipshit, I shave my chest, remember?

And no, MissyFisty, I have never had buttsex with a girl, and the idea really doesn't interest me very much. If she wanted to, sure, but otherwise I don't care.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:13:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Method is Greek?
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100% feta, my dear. With the meditarenean hairy chest and all that crap.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no they like buttsecks with their menz. wimmins come predrilled for pleasure.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method is Greek?

Methodopolous, is it true that Greek men like the buttsecks with their wimmins? I never dated a Greek guy so I don't know.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:07:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

why did you have to mention being an amputee? WHY!? I have so many crude, hurtful, inappropriate comments racing around in my brain now with no where to go. It has nothing to do with tiptoeing around someone with a handicap, its just that you are so sweet that I would feel bad about saying those things after I said them even though it would really help to let off some of the pressure they are building in my head. I wouldn't have minded if you were a bitch because then I could spew them all out without any regard for feelings. Damn you Tigerlilly! for being so sweet... DAMN YOU!

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FUUUCK you. I'm not sweet.

This is what 'I' want for Christmas. http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/leglampunlit.jpg

Who's gonna get it for me???

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the funny thing is I just ran that crow bit down there about 15 reviews down, through my Flesch-Kinkaid Grade Level thing and it says grade 12. that's nearly genius level according to MENSTRUAL

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would tell you my name BUT I DON'T KNOW IT!

My mom always called me "accident" and she ran out of rolling papers one day and smoked my birth certificate.

Then she told me on my 18th birthday that I was actually kidnapped from a Kmart and I wasn't hers. She said she didn't want to but she was high and said I wouldn't let go of the Cheetos bag... so she took me too.

She couldn't return me cause she lost the receipt

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey look at me, I can speak greek: "PLOKOS PARATIS PLOKOTOS PIRISTISPRITIS!"

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and what about in the back of stranger's unmarked white vans with out of state plates. possibly puppy ploy involved.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

why did you have to mention being an amputee? WHY!? I have so many crude, hurtful, inappropriate comments racing around in my brain now with no where to go. It has nothing to do with tiptoeing around someone with a handicap, its just that you are so sweet that I would feel bad about saying those things after I said them even though it would really help to let off some of the pressure they are building in my head. I wouldn't have minded if you were a bitch because then I could spew them all out without any regard for feelings. Damn you Tigerlilly! for being so sweet... DAMN YOU!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:48:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

haha I just convinced this dumb broad at work that she has to change her headlight fluid for the winter.

She left for the mechanic already.

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HAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, but my mom says I can't ride in the back of strangers trucks unless they have seatbelts and offer me candy

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm sorry miss peon but i'm really not supposed to talk to people that don't have names, thats just not right. my grandand who was a widely storied wiseman told me to never trust people that don't have names because it means that they are dark sided and tainted by the devil are you dark sided miss peon because if you are i can still pick you up but you have to ride in the back of the truck and i can't talk to you but my crow can

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method: define normal

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:00:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I'm the only normal person here.
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By Greek standards. And I've seen how they behave. They gather around taxi stands or restaurants and they scream that garbage language at each others.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You still picking me up badass???

See don't feel bad now I'm talking to you.... which is probably the opposite of what you wanted to happen hehe

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:50:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:35:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sacrilicious where are you from?
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I'm from just outside Philly.
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STOP PEEKING IN MY WINDOW!!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I'm the only normal person here.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha.. Badass, you kill!

Katie: I'll try to be patient..

There, I tried. Is that good enough?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

smoking the green?

is this something the cool people say because i was never part of the cool crowd. as a matter of fact i had really bad bucked teeth when i was a kid 10 millimeters now that is bad, kids would walk by and put up bunny ears or stick their front teeth out at me and it hurt. then one day i got so sick of it and my cheap as dad who by the way sent me a Harry and David fruit and candy thing for christmas, how fucking impersonal, so my cheap dad won't get me braces so i fucking knocked my own front teeth out with a doorknob cause fuck them they ain't making fun of me no more

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sacrilicious, why don't you come to the mountains Jan 20-22? You should. C'mon do it!

Badass, are you smokin the green this early?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i live outside of philly

why is everyone ignoring me i'm still here

please stop you are my only friends and stuff

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

5'9... according to the doc. this blows, i'm 6' tall in most of my heeled shoes. do you know how freaking hard it is to NOT intimidate a guy like that? and pants???? what's this pants thing??? they all end up short after one washing, and all the tall clothes are made for stick people. i don't know anyone my height with a 20" waist and 10" thighs... wtf?

ok sorry... i'll stop. god bless ye midgets, thou art gifted.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:35:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sacrilicious where are you from?
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I'm from just outside Philly.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

his one time i stuck my finger up and you know how crows are attracted to shiny stuff and shit well this fuckin crow swoops down and starts attacking my finger trying to get my claudaugh off well fuck him because i know chicken hawk which is an ancient form of self defense used only by the amish and the menonites so i'm kick this crows ass when all of a sudden he turns around and says hey man i'm just a bird and you're like a human so you could totally go out and by another ring whereas i am just a bird and i don't have any money except that buffalo nickle i picked up once so really why don't you just give me the ring well i found this very profound so I gave it to him and he flew away later that night my wife accused me of cheating because i no longer had my ring and i said look bitch if you don't shut up i'll chicken hawk your ass and then we took a shower and had some sex and when i woke up in the morning that same crow was sitting in the window sill smiling at me and smoking my finest cheeba and he says to me dude i hooked you up didn't i and he tossed me my ring back crows are funny mother fuckers the problem is that my wife heard the whole thing and she was like hey who's the bird and i'm like i don't know i fought him yesterday and today hes all nice so she said ok and went down....stairs to make me a bagel with some peanut butter and jelly which is pretty sly on her part because i'm allergic to peanut butter and can die from it but i think she did it just because she was feeling left out because she didn't have a talking bird so i went out and go her one it was a parrot but the fucker only spoke spanish so all days hes saying to my wife de pique culo? and she doesn't know that he is asking if she has a rash on her ass i'm not going to ruin her fun cause that is not cool but sooner or later she'll have to get that rash looked at.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright I believe you.

Somebody steal her leg and drink out of it. I hear chicks dig that.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha I just convinced this dumb broad at work that she has to change her headlight fluid for the winter.

She left for the mechanic already.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, whattya mean "finally", butt monkey?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:40:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

what's with all these short people? cripes i'm like a giant compared to you guys.
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ooooo are you like supermodel tall?

i'm 5'4". in between i guess?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what's with all these short people? cripes i'm like a giant compared to you guys.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sacrilicious where are you from?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:31:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was born with blue balls. I can't imagine...never mind.

hahahaha my alter finally said something funny

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Crystle, I am definitely planning a trip to Vegas this year. I think probably the end of Feb or early March. No worries though, I'll keep you posted. I want to meet you and I think Skinny Kenny is going to meet us too.

Thanks MTO.

The rest of you people are out of your minds.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel as if all my reviews directed toward you, Tiger, are completely repetitive. I think you're interesting and beautiful and I would love to meet you some time.

I am also a 5'0 tall girlie.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was born with blue balls. I can't imagine...never mind.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So Katie.. you still planning on coming out to Vegas in Jan?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was born with blue eyes, I can't imagine my life without them.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have 2 legs and can't ski. Your rock Tiger!

Marry me!

<Brain: Oh, shit...was that out loud? Crap>

<Runs away>

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:58:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Trust me, you don't want me to come skiing. I'd end up Sonny Bono-ing myself 20 minutes in and just lie around in a catatonic state for the rest of thrip.

Until I died.
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Nice to know I'm going by myself

MAKE SURE THEY PUT PEON ON MY TOMBSTONE!!!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method, I'm ignoring you now. Blah blah blah (covers ears) Blah blah blah

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:11:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's like being born with a penis. You don't know anything else.

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I totally get where you're coming from!

OK OK ILL STOP THAT'S THE LAST PENIS JOKE

KATIE DOESNT REALLY HAVE A PENIS, IM SURE HER VAGINA IS GLORIOUS AND PERFORMS MIRACLES

I'M JUST A SAD LITTLE MAN WITH A COMBOVER AND A POCKET PROTECTOR AND I EMPOWER MYSELF BY BELITTLING WOMEN

I NEED HELP

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

There's this dude at work in a wheelchair who makes loads of jokes about himself. It's cool - but can you join in?

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This is tricky you see. Are you buddies with him? If so, than yes?

Here is the deal, I punched a girl straight in the face for calling me a peg leg once. I stayed up late the night before, was really tired and was just looking to start some trouble. So I broke her nose. I didn't like her and she wasn't my friend, so I fucked her up.

Now, I was hanging out with someone from Uber a while ago and he played a trick on me. We were hanging out in this bar and I was flirting with this bartender. When i went to the bathroom he told the bar tender to introduce himself to me and say 'so I hear your name is Peggy'? I never laughed so hard in all my life. I don't mind people joking because I do. I guess it all depends on how cool you are with the person. Plus everyone is different. Just like I could NEVER relate to someone who is say, 25 and lost their leg in a motorcycle accident. I've lived with this my whole life. It's like being born with blue eyes. You don't know anything else.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Trust me, you don't want me to come skiing. I'd end up Sonny Bono-ing myself 20 minutes in and just lie around in a catatonic state for the rest of thrip.

Until I died.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:56:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone else wondering what it's like to mow on a girl with one leg? something tells me you can get into some different positions. I think that's what Playboy was going for.
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playboy is purely softcore though. now if we were talking a suze randall shoot for hustler, then i could see where positions would come in handy. i think you'd like tommy gunn tiger.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:48:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is Berty really in a wheelchair? I wasn't sure and didn't want to ask.

I don't use a wheelchair although after many of my operations I have. I walk thanks to my outstanding insurance policy. Actually, my insurance sucks gigantic balls. BUT hey, I still am able to walk.
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Actually, I think he just likes to do the whole 'what if I were a ^insert stereotype here^ thing.' Not sure if he's really a wheeled warriors.

There's this dude at work in a wheelchair who makes loads of jokes about himself. It's cool - but can you join in?

His moonwalk is cool however.

See if you can get your leg upgraded with bionics etc. Like getting a hip flask that is REALLY a hip flask. I'd want flashy lights so when you're on the dance floor you can have your own effects.

That sorta thing.

Take care - I'm going to go and get pissed. ;)

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus you have that kickstand...I mean penis to prop you up when you get tired.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is Berty really in a wheelchair? I wasn't sure and didn't want to ask.

I don't use a wheelchair although after many of my operations I have. I walk thanks to my outstanding insurance policy. Actually, my insurance sucks gigantic balls. BUT hey, I still am able to walk.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So, do you and Berty share wheelchair techniques?

I am impressed by your coolness.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I get along with everyone. Provided they don't have scabies.

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha yeah we'd get along great

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A funny little side story. My boyfriend in college 'Big Brian', well, I lived with him and his roommates in an off campus house. They were all super cool dudes and treated me just like one of the guys which I absolutely loved. One night I feel asleep in Brians room and they hid my leg on me. Fuckers.

Another time they really wanted me to take my leg off in our college bar so they could funnel beer out of it. I didn't take it off though. I was too drunk to stand on one leg by that point.
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HEHEHE

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:21:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

when i meet someone with one leg i'm gonna be all cool like, nah it doesn't bother me, I have a friend with one leg and she's cool.

and then they'll be all, when's the last time you had a one-legged person in your house?

then I'll be speechless.

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A funny little side story. My boyfriend in college 'Big Brian', well, I lived with him and his roommates in an off campus house. They were all super cool dudes and treated me just like one of the guys which I absolutely loved. One night I feel asleep in Brians room and they hid my leg on me. Fuckers.

Another time they really wanted me to take my leg off in our college bar so they could funnel beer out of it. I didn't take it off though. I was too drunk to stand on one leg by that point.

Shlongy, I know you do! ;)

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

when i meet someone with one leg i'm gonna be all cool like, nah it doesn't bother me, I have a friend with one leg and she's cool.

and then they'll be all, when's the last time you had a one-legged person in your house?

then I'll be speechless.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have what they call a "third leg", if that'll help.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<cough>TM<cough>

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The funny part is, I've never been with a guy with one leg. I like my menz with limbs. Haha. Really though, I've never met a guy that I wanted to date with one leg, or I would. They usually don't have brains, but always legs.

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:02:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:56:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone else wondering what it's like to mow on a girl with one leg? something tells me you can get into some different positions. I think that's what Playboy was going for.

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I wouldn't know. I've never 'mowed' a girl with one leg. ;)

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Never with 'one' leg, huh? I like your style, but I don't discriminate.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I forgot to add that you are teh hotness.

And anyone that can walk with stilettos one on foot and a fake leg is the Rox00r.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:56:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone else wondering what it's like to mow on a girl with one leg? something tells me you can get into some different positions. I think that's what Playboy was going for.

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I wouldn't know. I've never 'mowed' a girl with one leg. ;)

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So I went to high school with a guy who went to work at the Playboy mansion. Didn't happen to meet a TN redneck named Jameson while you were there, did you?

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone else wondering what it's like to mow on a girl with one leg? something tells me you can get into some different positions. I think that's what Playboy was going for.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well i don't have nuts. and i didn't really think about the benefits. for some reason i just thought it was cool that you have a major piece of you missing. and i have no idea why. maybe it's cuz you're a midget. but either way, for some reason i just think "awesome."

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stifler's Mom?!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm about as useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

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And THIS, is exactly why I love you so. ;)