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There is no "time"for love the only "time"is now.i Iove you. (1344 hits)

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Rating: 0.92 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2005-12-20 01:42:55 EST




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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

good title but i cant possibly rate this positive

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

+2 content

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Sweet Wazza! I feel like the only person who really understood this. Your missives are cryptic and simple at once. Like real love.

I love you.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 11:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:10:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

nope, try again slick
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I guess this is a case of rate the post...

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-01-02 11:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

zcxvzxcv

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-01-02 11:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dfhdgsh

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-01-02 11:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sadf

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-02 05:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wazza for Jesus.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-02 04:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

When love is equal, and is as precious ,as ,is life to morrow,Then all will be well!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-01 09:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wise words.

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-01-01 08:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I love chicken.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-01 08:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm great Waz, I'm two months through a four month holiday at the moment.

Where have you been? Uber has missed you, on the whole. How was Malaysia or wherever you went?

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wazza for president!

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-12-30 01:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Captain Kent ,you know,i dont think your a weirdo cause i dont understand what goes through my head either. ha ha ha ha thats two of us.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i could never understand, what, goes through your , head man

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and i love my new girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:45:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

I love what the hell man as much as anyone.

However, this is shit. NEGATIVE FUCKING TWO.
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Ban this alter!

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is pretty much +2 material. Good work Wazza.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-21 04:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-21 02:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there is also a t rex song about 'the time of the love is now oooh ooh hoahh" or something but my googlingi failed because it was all fucking hopeless

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-21 02:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wazza is our only hope

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-12-20 23:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shlongy is the one and only that lives his very existence away from ,and without love .

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shlongy is beyond the reach of even universal love

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, I gave re:16y/olds a gazillion plus 2's.

That's enough.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy got problem shlongy dont love shlongy, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 20:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't "love" this "post", you "asshole".

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:10:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

nope, try again slick

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Have that removed.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:39:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:35:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:12:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:20:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

i love wazza


Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

all hail wazza!!

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Insightful, as usual.

You have got to be making millions on these.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 10:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You are a sage.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

out of curiosity, why doesn't this show up as most reviewed when you do an advanced sort by Most Reviewed? This leads Rizzo's neverending thread by like a hundred reviews...

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213#1046972

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nope, try again slick

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

a_reader, there are certain things that can be overlooked because of someone's celebrity on this site. God knows I've been granted a pass on some purely shit posts. However, the fact remains that this post is purely fucking meaningless. And not in a funny WTF way like re 16 yr. olds. But in a STFU and stop posting this crap way.

No offense Wazza, I love ya, but this is ridiculous.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:45:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

I love what the hell man as much as anyone.

However, this is shit. NEGATIVE FUCKING TWO.


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Have that removed.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I love what the hell man as much as anyone.

However, this is shit. NEGATIVE FUCKING TWO.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd give wazza the shirt off my back, but i wouldn't give a 2 to this piece of shit.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hear that everyone? Wazza loves us!

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wazza the UberMuse

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:09:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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Have that removed.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it too soon to start a countdown?

2517 reviews to go before this is the 2nd most reviewed message EVAR!!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:35:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:12:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:20:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

i love wazza


Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:12:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:20:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

i love wazza

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh, what?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stolen from Rad:


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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mecca

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W!

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:20:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

i love wazza

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your reputation precedes you Wazza.

"What the hell man......"

Seriously, you must have been smoking some wicked herb when you came up with some of your old shit.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:42:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs more rape



HOW DARE YOU!!! The wondrous teachings of Wazza are above juvenile rape jokes.

Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs more rape

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How much fun do you imagine we'll be able to have with this post before bart pulls a "re 16 y/olds" on it?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"+2"

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This made me feel old.

But that's ok, it's Wazza.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I owe you this for laughing @ my old shitty jokes that everyone else hated.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ah, return of the accidental hero..

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The legend returns.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:14:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-20 01:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I predict this will gather as much steam as re 16 y/olds.
_____________________________

Oh jesus, I remember that...

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Me and Stevie and a_reader and like 4-5 others have never forgotten it.

That is why it's the MOST REVIEWED POST IN UBERSITE HISTORY!

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-12-20 03:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:-D

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

phenomenal

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AFTER SEVEN LONG MONTHS

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love wazza

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-20 02:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-20 01:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I predict this will gather as much steam as re 16 y/olds.
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Oh jesus, I remember that...

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 01:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto Wazza +2.


However, I don't think you're right about the re 16 y/olds thing, thorpe/williamson. (I don't remember which one of you said it.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 01:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit it's Wazza!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-20 01:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I predict this will gather as much steam as re 16 y/olds.


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