you fucking love me (598 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.43 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Casey Barnes <kc_zerohero.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-20 03:58:55 EST
you fuck-in love me!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:28:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
To whom are you speaking, sir?
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My best guess would be Mr. Right Hand.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i chuckled at the compound use of "fuck-in," but that doesn't warrant a positive rating.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
To whom are you speaking, sir?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not going on worse ever. But I can't even force myself to give it a positive rating to stop that. I tried and I am not a strong enough man to do so. But I won't -2 you like you want.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Everybody fucking loves you.
No, wait. Scratch that <waves hands> Reverse it.
Everybody loves fucking you.
That's it. No, wait.
Nobody loves fucking you, really. It's just that you're just convenient, you don't expect a kiss after taking a load in the face from any of the cocks that's just been pulled out of your gaping sphincter, and you will make potato pancakes in the morning.
-2DIE, but +1 for the potato pancakes (thanks).
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I refuse to allow a one-line post onto worst ever.
You're going to have to work MUCH harder than that, dickcheese.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off and die you uninventive slut
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love you like a STD on a Philipino hooker.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're an alter. How revolutionary!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the problem? Did you not appreciate obscurity? Do you have to be a dick now, in a vain attempt to garner hits/attention?
Well fuck you, then.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Has there recently been a death in your family?
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-20 05:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NOt since you stopped taking it in the butt.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-20 04:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-20 04:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well, not so much.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2005-12-20 04:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't.