Michael Jackson's identity REVEALED!!!! (No rabbit in this post) (1187 hits)
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Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2005-12-20 06:31:34 EST
Everything you ever wanted to know about MichaelJackson
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It's been just over a year since Ubersite greeted it's most famous poster, Michael Jackson. In that time, MJ has become one of the most popular alters in an uber history filled to the fucking brim with alters. Whether it's his childlike innocence, his hatred for Lisa, or just the occasional "Shamone!" many of you have grown fond of the King of Pop.
There are some of you out there, however, that wish to believe that in Neverland Ranch, Bahrain, or wherever the fuck MJ hangs out, he is connected to a computer, logged onto Ubersite. Others, however, have quickly become tired of his alter shenanigans.
Either way, after reading this post, it is very possible that MJ never makes another post on Uber. To those of you whom are annoyed with this, I don't apologize. To the rest of you, you're welcome.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-04 02:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-20 19:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Shamone for you!
Michael is real, AH-HEE-HEE!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:24:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up. Michael Jackson is real. Lisa is too mean to be Michael Jackson.
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bloody hell, c1ndy actually gave a -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:21:08 EST (#)
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You IDIOTS. Trust me...Lisa is NOT Michael Jackson. She's too bitter and not clever enough for this.
I know who is behind the "Michael Jackson" alter....
The answer?
Frank Stallone.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 11:11:59 EST (#)
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I was actually saddened by there being no rabbit.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-20 10:41:41 EST (#)
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Good detective work.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:53:04 EST (#)
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Shamone!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:24:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:24:31 (#)
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I believe Method posted a list of his alters once.
Here's a link, for all those who missed it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67279
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:24:02 EST (#)
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Shut up. Michael Jackson is real. Lisa is too mean to be Michael Jackson.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice hitwhoring
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
tee...hee?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MJ is real...he has to be real! Why must you stomp on everything I hold dear?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:24:31 EST (#)
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I believe Method posted a list of his alters once.
Here's a link, for all those who missed it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67279
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:21:17 EST (#)
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C'mon people, MJ isn't Lisa. It was another dig at her, trying to get people to send her emails.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:19:19 EST (#)
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Nice detective work. Next lets get the entire list of Method's alters if we can post it in under 8000 words.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aces, my man Bluto...aces.
DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERRRROOOOOO
YOU'RE EVERYTHING I WOULD LIKE TO BEEEEEEEEEE
I CAN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAGLE
'CAUSE YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINNNNNNGS
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:43:04 EST (#)
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Michael Jackson is real, dagnammit!! He has a hidden secret not-so-well-hidden-room behind his wall of infinite iniquity - williamson told me. He said it was like a hole.... hehehe freudian slop.. i mean 'slip', whole lot of buttsecks rolled into one, and that if I ever elected to join the darkside of let-your-eyes-roll-back-in -your-head-i'll-wake-you-when-we've-finished-sodom-and-gomorrah-likemindedness, I would find true enlightenment and would worry nought for the snivelling our-collective-bunghole-is-much-wider-than-our-well-meaning-folks-who-would-NEVAR-leave us in-the-care-of-such-a-scurrilous-bounder-and-cad-would-care-for children. Fortunately for the aforementioned children I found the cops instead of the let-your-eyes-roll-back-in -your-head-i'll-wake-you-when-we've-finished-sodom-and-gomorrah-likemindedness, but Bahrain is apparently well out of their jurisdiction.... hehe hoho I said 'dict'.., so they said that they could fire a cap in his arse but that would only encourage him and compromise their case...
.. thorpe says Michael is a.o.k. The cops say that's just code for attn kids orifice.. it's code, see, so it's jumbled... that's right, jumbled..
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:27:52 EST (#)
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Michael Jackson is not a real person!
He is just a figment of our collective imaginations.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:25:11 EST (#)
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OMG FILTHY ASSISTANT = ETS
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:14:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:13:01 (#)
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Ah, my apologies then, good sir. You're off the hook.
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Phew!! I was worried that I was facing a multimillion dollar settlement for a second. Thanks for your understanding, Jewtoast.
P.S. Say hi to Monkeytoast for me.
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:13:01 EST (#)
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Ah, my apologies then, good sir. You're off the hook.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:07:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:02:21 (#)
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I'm not saying you're right, but that did remind me that Lisa and Hidden had something going on too.
Maybe MJ, Method, Lisa and Hidden are all the same person.
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Are you suggesting that all of these people are in reality creations of Method, because if I'm not mistaken, Method has vehemently denied ever having a single alter.
What? I believe him.
I also believed him when he told me that shaving would prevent crab infestation, though, so what does that say about me?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:03:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
If another person calls me an alter, I will have them tarred and feathered for their libelous accusations.
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I never called you an alter, sir, I called you a lawyer.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:02:21 EST (#)
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I'm not saying you're right, but that did remind me that Lisa and Hidden had something going on too.
Maybe MJ, Method, Lisa and Hidden are all the same person.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out the first review on that post, by the way.
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-12-20 07:00:15 EST (#)
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If another person calls me an alter, I will have them tarred and feathered for their libelous accusations.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:56:12 EST (#)
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thorpe, you claim that placing that email address in the box was meant as a joke, yes? Personally, I don't see it as a joke. Lisa, however, is an intelligent person, so if she is behind this charade, one would assume that she wouldn't make a mistake like this; However, it is possible, that in her arrogance, she assumed that we would take it as a joke.
Method, for one, also did not see it as a joke, as it was his comment that got me interested in the subject.
We will not be able to get a good read on the situation until one of them reviews this thread, and then, by their attitude/response, we can get a better grip. If they both stay clear and hope this blows over, I'd say it is safe to assume that my investigatory work has uncovered the truth.
Either way, I'd like to think that this is evidence that even Jewtoast would have a hard time working against.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:49:09 EST (#)
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good stuff
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:41:54 EST (#)
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The only feasible evidence I can think of pointing towards beeb is the constant use of the phrase "bartbart."
God damn, I hate that fucking phrase.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:41:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:39:55 (#)
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Well, technically it is possible for MJ to have had his verified email address in the box and simply replaced it with Lisa's before he took the screenshot, but.... it just makes sense this way, thorpe.
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You can type in whatever, it doesn't matter.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:40:58 EST (#)
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If this is true, good riddance to MJ. His antics, while funny at first, became tiresome.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:40:55 EST (#)
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A few other people believe it's Apollo, but that just doesn't sit right with me. Ultimately it's the elimination of the other two, plus instinct, the knowledge that he could pull it off and the fact that Method seemed to know me a little more after I was talkikng occasionally to MJ, that is making me lean towards Method. Plus the love for Hidden.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:39:55 EST (#)
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Well, technically it is possible for MJ to have had his verified email address in the box and simply replaced it with Lisa's before he took the screenshot, but.... it just makes sense this way, thorpe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:38:23 EST (#)
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I have gone through stages - I believed it was Adam until he started getting really pissed at all the people urging him to admit it.
Then I believed he was Beeb, until some sleuthing which I am keeping to myself for the moment proved that they are not the same person.
At the moment I am leaning towards Method, but I have given up trying to discover any more for the time being.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:38:15 EST (#)
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Hold on a sec, let me try something.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:36:51 EST (#)
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Aight. Gratz sherlock.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:35:50 EST (#)
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Sorry for the ranking - it's an honest mistake you've made.
MJ "hates" Lisa - that was a joke in putting her email address in there.
Trust me, if it was that easy, I would have figured it out ages ago.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:35:34 EST (#)
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I KNEW IT!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:34:42 EST (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-20 06:32:57 EST (#)
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Well played, Lisa. It took ages to figure this one out.