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Yum Yum Jelly Beans (1049 hits)

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Rating: 1.87 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Oleannder (View user info) at 2005-12-20 12:33:26 EST




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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-22 03:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would have given +1, but I just can't give anything less than +2 to Jelly Bellys.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-21 06:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-21 06:10:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh heh, grandma...

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-21 06:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh heh, grandma...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 22:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Awww, you shouldn't have...

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-20 22:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you guys. for once i was special!
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Awww, don't worry darlin', you are special in your own way.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you guys. for once i was special!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I feel really bad about it but this just didn't do it for me.

It seememd like the equivilant or writing the word "Chlamydia" and "Nasal Discharge" (snot)
and thinking it's funny.

have a 0 but I've seen better.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-20 20:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

wow, this is one of those rare times i am the only dissenter.

wicked

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-20 19:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

First Perdiod and Battered Wife rule.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Barium. Nice.

Because of your title I'm reminded of the beginning of a poem my friend wrote: "Yum yum bubblegum - blow me on a bus."

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I may need more dignity beans

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like a nice donkey-nut / fish juice combo followed up by grandma

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:34:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

assuming this isn't copied from somewhere else
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Yes I was bored nough to actually go through with Piant & re-do the names & add a few pictures to one or two of the beans.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:12:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 even though you left off my all time favorite flavor, "Grape Rape."
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AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Queef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've read these a few times. Damn this is some funny shit.


Evacuated colon. AHAHAHAH

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These made me lose it:

Corpse
Cheese Commander
Barium
Nasal Discharge
Queef
Hobo Tongue

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Queef

Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.dragonfires.net/images/JellyBean-Chart.jpg orignal content

Nice change up though =)

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:34:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

assuming this isn't copied from somewhere else

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And me too Mistress

Submitted by VengefulDaddy (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Odd, no smegma flavor.

I suppose pimp dick will do.

Submitted by sheckynecky (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like to mix the flavors together for palate pleasing taste sensations. A must try-- blister, pimple pus, and leper. Yum.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-20 13:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 even though you left off my all time favorite flavor, "Grape Rape."

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sperm and nasal discharge are the best.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think grandma, and battered wife are my favorite.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My favorite is booger

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

They should make a "grape rape" one!!!

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cappucino is my all-time favorite. I sure do like the grandma one. bastard. you've made me think of grandma, and she's gone now and i miss her. and it's Christmas. damn you, you bastard. i'm sad now.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want 'first period'. I've been trying to set something up with some 10 year old girls, but to no avail yet.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i never liked those multi-flavored. popcorn flavor is just not a sweet.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If it was your own it was excellent

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yum yum bumblebee bumblebee tunaaaa

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 12:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

assuming this isn't copied from somewhere else


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