If Mayor Bloomberg were smart (with camwhore)... (525 hits)
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Submitted by <freshspinach.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-20 14:33:10 EST
...he would aannounce that his Top Scientists had developed a spray containing a weaponized version of the deadliest strain of the AIDS virus known to man, and that he had no qualms whatsover about using it.
Fuck the strikers. I hope their pets die.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:36:20 EST (#)
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That's one. Angry. Finger.
It's as if you're threatening to use it to impale someone.
Seek counseling. Immediately.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:31:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:01:35 (#)
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That cinches it, I AM the only normal person on this fucking site.
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I need to see a pic of you so I can determine if you have the crazy eyes or not.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:41:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
this one time i stuck my finger up and you know how crows are attracted to shiny stuff and shit well this fuckin crow swoops down and starts attacking my finger trying to get my claudaugh off well fuck him because i know chicken hawk which is an ancient form of self defense used only by the amish and the menonites so i'm kick this crows ass when all of a sudden he turns around and says hey man i'm just a bird and you're like a human so you could totally go out and by another ring whereas i am just a bird and i don't have any money except that buffalo nickle i picked up once so really why don't you just give me the ring well i found this very profound so I gave it to him and he flew away later that night my wife accused me of cheating because i no longer had my ring and i said look bitch if you don't shut up i'll chicken hawk your ass and then we took a shower and had some sex and when i woke up in the morning that same crow was sitting in the window sill smiling at me and smoking my finest cheeba and he says to me dude i hooked you up didn't i and he tossed me my ring back crows are funny mother fuckers
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badass what the fuck is this? Lol.
And I loved the pic. +2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
That cinches it, I AM the only normal person on this fucking site.
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hahahaha yeah keep telling yourself that PSYCHO
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy wants to fuck you in the mouth.
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for the pic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:01:35 EST (#)
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That cinches it, I AM the only normal person on this fucking site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey, you look familiar...are you retarded?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:41:09 EST (#)
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That's because Rudy Giuliani is not in office, he'd do it.
Hey you look familiar, did I fuck you? ;-O) J/K
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this one time i stuck my finger up and you know how crows are attracted to shiny stuff and shit well this fuckin crow swoops down and starts attacking my finger trying to get my claudaugh off well fuck him because i know chicken hawk which is an ancient form of self defense used only by the amish and the menonites so i'm kick this crows ass when all of a sudden he turns around and says hey man i'm just a bird and you're like a human so you could totally go out and by another ring whereas i am just a bird and i don't have any money except that buffalo nickle i picked up once so really why don't you just give me the ring well i found this very profound so I gave it to him and he flew away later that night my wife accused me of cheating because i no longer had my ring and i said look bitch if you don't shut up i'll chicken hawk your ass and then we took a shower and had some sex and when i woke up in the morning that same crow was sitting in the window sill smiling at me and smoking my finest cheeba and he says to me dude i hooked you up didn't i and he tossed me my ring back crows are funny mother fuckers
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bring back Rudolph!
(And that is one mighty pissed off Finger-bearer)
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-20 14:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The only good thing about the strike is that my girl will be taking the train down on thursday instead of friday if they are still on strike.