creepy tech guy (882 hits)
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Submitted by jo blow me <wanderingsun.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-20 15:23:47 EST
Why is it, that at every job I have ever worked at, there's a creepy touchy feely dirty old man who feels he has to be touching my elbow or my shoulders at all times?
When I was at the hotel, it was a security guard. I worked the audit shift (graveyard) for a few months, and on that shift there were maybe 3 employees working. We would hang out and watch TV,
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EW. creepy tech guy just came in and hovered
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and shoot the shit. The security guard was involved with another employee at the hotel, so I never understood his incessant flirting. He got ballsy one day and slapped me on the ass. Naturally, I whirled around and slapped him across the face and then slapped him with a complaint to his boss.
So, that was the old job... I thought I might be able to find a better environment outside of the hospitality industry. (they're not the highest caliber crowd, after all)
YAY! Good plan!
So I get a job as a graphic designer at a marketing company close to home. It's small, maybe 20 employees, but wouldn't you fucking know it, I have yet another creep in my midst.
It's not only me they are making uncomfortable. (Which isn't unusual... these creeps are pretty indiscriminant with their caresses *puke*)
This particular ass (let's call him STEVE) has a nasty habit of walking up behind me and leaning heavily on my shoulders as I am working. I usually jerk so hard to get out from under him, he hits his head on my desk. He also doesn't quite understand the concept of personal space... and by that, I mean he'd poke it if I'd let him.
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My real question is... what makes dirty old creepy men creepy?
This guy, seriously... I wouldn't put it past him to be a baby fucker. He's got no social skills, no idea of what's inappropriate to say... and what the fuck is that with him playing with himself while he's talking to me!
What makes a person turn into THAT GUY?
oh yeah... he was in the navy. tsk.
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Submitted by love_flag (user info) at 2005-12-21 12:46:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:31:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:59:28 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:35:39 (#)
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3rd post of the day.
And they all sucked my ass.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:28:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by jo blow me <wanderingsun.at.gmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-12-20 15:23:47
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To answer your question honestly, from a background of psychology I might add, they never developed the social skills to interact with people that help them understand what "boundaries" are. And that could be as simple as standing to close to me, touching my shoulder when you are trying to make a point.
Standing too close to my face, not listening to things like, back off your in my space. They just don't get it.
Sorry you are there again love. If you want me to send Guido over there to anally rape the fuckstick just say the word.
Seussman
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:12:45 EST (#)
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I'm sorry no. Third post of the day. Relative lack of interesting content. Congrats, you are surrounded by creepy guys who want to fornicate with you. Welcome to TigerLilly's Uberlife. But say it in your FIRST POST of the day.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:59:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:35:39 (#)
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3rd post of the day.
And they all sucked my ass.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:45:49 EST (#)
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perhaps you should keep a tazer in your desk.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:43:55 EST (#)
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What's wrong with the navy?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:43:52 EST (#)
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I'm sorry.
I'll stop.
I didn't know it was bugging you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:36:40 EST (#)
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hahaha. the young sailors are fun in the sack though. but the navy will make them into assholes. and IT guys aren't bad. and i'm the kinda technological shitstorm waiting to happen that keeps them all out of the welfare line.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:35:39 EST (#)
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3rd post of the day.
And they all sucked my ass.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:34:34 EST (#)
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When my co workers touch me it's usually because I stabbed them first.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:34:23 EST (#)
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Well I have always been dirty and creepy, guess I was just born that way. The old part will take a few more years, but I am thinking of coloring my beard grey to spped up the process.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:31:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:29:33 (#)
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Hey I'm an IT guy! Sorta.....I have plenty of social skills! I'm on Uber all the time!
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You don't count. You are teh Greek and your kind invented social skills, IT and Uber!!!!
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:30:29 EST (#)
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I'm a graphic designer nerd! even i have social skills!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:29:33 EST (#)
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Hey I'm an IT guy! Sorta.....I have plenty of social skills! I'm on Uber all the time!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 15:28:26 EST (#)
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Ha ha. I have a story about a creepy IT guy. I'll post it here someday. They are mostly creepy because they have very little social interaction, therefore no social skills. Anime chat rooms don't count.