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Submitted by kissmyarse (View user info) at 2005-12-20 17:00:56 EST




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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:03:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

God Damn Enter Button!!!

I was going to title this Daddy's Disciples and jump on the bandwagon of Jews at Christmas because I live with one and will marry one, but insisted on a huge beautiful tree. He got pissed that I spent $100 on it...how typical eh? But his self proclaimed Disciples are his two cats that try and steal my ornaments and ruin my beautiful arbol.

Fuck it. I hate you world.

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The world feels the same way. Thats why it just had a Abrams tank run over your car. Look out the window and check. Oh the tank is backing up to run over it again.....Ooooh. That won't be good for the insurance.

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-20 22:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you trying to say that your Daddy was a big nothing? That's not very nice.

Boo. Hiss.

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-20 22:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the FUCK is the Carver gonna be???

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe this will help.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


was here





Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss you too, son.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oops, I came too soon.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes dear, are you calling me?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:04:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I get it, he just walked into your bedroom and jammed his cock in your mouth, which caused you to to hit "enter" to submit this interrupted post.
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I swear you gotta be my soulmate or that other twin in the world that everyone believes exis
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Like Eric Cartman, I am the evil black filth that exists in everyone.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:04:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I get it, he just walked into your bedroom and jammed his cock in your mouth, which caused you to to hit "enter" to submit this interrupted post.
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I swear you gotta be my soulmate or that other twin in the world that everyone believes exists!

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

KISSMYARSE, just for being married to a Jew I give to you the points. Frugal fuckers.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I get it, he just walked into your bedroom and jammed his cock in your mouth, which caused you to to hit "enter" to submit this interrupted post.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Because I just couldn't let this pass.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

s problem with premature ejaculation and how me an' mommy solved it.

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

God Damn Enter Button!!!

I was going to title this Daddy's Disciples and jump on the bandwagon of Jews at Christmas because I live with one and will marry one, but insisted on a huge beautiful tree. He got pissed that I spent $100 on it...how typical eh? But his self proclaimed Disciples are his two cats that try and steal my ornaments and ruin my beautiful arbol.

Fuck it. I hate you world.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

W T F, fuckstick this is supposed to be what exactly? Retarded? Well mission accomplished a-hole.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoops!


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

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