Fun with chicken wire (782 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.16 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DrSeussman (View user info) at 2005-12-20 17:20:42 EST
I will keep this fairly short as I am still trying to learn all the in's and out's of the fucking CrackBerry work gave me in addition to my regular cell phone.
Ok some of you may remember Steve http://www.ubersite.com/m/77821 my running buddy back when kids, especially male kids did nothing but find things to destroy and set on fire.
Well this story is about Steve's neighbor having a shitload of tomato plants in her yard and it pissed his mom off so we figured we might help out by removing some of the chicken wire.
Then came the question of what to do with 3-4 foot high 2 foot in diameter maybe 3 foot sections of about 15 pieces of chicken wire circles.
Well it was already getting dark and we lived pretty close to a main roadway where the speed was around 40MPH so we decided to see what happens when we plant one in the middle of the road.
Do they see it and swerve? No. Do they even see it enough to slow down? No. Do they even notice it once it's dragged under their vehicle and latched onto the undercarrige? Well one did but the others didn't.
Lets say at 40+MPH a piece of chicken wire under a car makes a pretty damn beautiful array of sparks until it finally burns down or falls out behind.
The only guy who stopped just did a quick look around and then left so no cops THIS time.
But the day we loaded a pants cardboard coat hanger with gunpowder from about 200 Black Cats did get us the police and Fire Department.
Same thing when we made home made napalm out of styrofoam cups and gasoline. LOL, I had never seen dirt and rocks burn before that day! Those are for another day though.
Try the chickenwire though, doesn't hurt the car at all and looks fantastic!
Seussman
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by love_flag (user info) at 2005-12-21 12:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-21 12:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:25:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
When we were kids, we had a cardboard cutout of Charles Bronson that we would put in the middle of the road. It was an advertisement for one of the Death Wish movies where he is pointing a gun at the camera with a menacing look.
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That was awesome!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When we were kids, we had a cardboard cutout of Charles Bronson that we would put in the middle of the road. It was an advertisement for one of the Death Wish movies where he is pointing a gun at the camera with a menacing look.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:23:35 EST (#)
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thisstuff used to be funny, but then i got in trouble for stuff like that...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:12:09 EST (#)
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Oh you boys.....
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-20 22:06:38 EST (#)
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Who the FUCK is the Carver gonna be???
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-20 19:45:05 EST (#)
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ROFLMAOTSETUNG
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-20 19:07:30 EST (#)
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ROFLLAGMFIWJWTWHP
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:52:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:08:33 (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:44:10 (#)
Ranking: -1
you said
'LOL'
teh fuck man?
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Right and you fucksticks use things like B@W so what's the fucking difference genius?
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ROFLMAO
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:08:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:44:10 (#)
Ranking: -1
you said
'LOL'
teh fuck man?
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Right and you fucksticks use things like B@W so what's the fucking difference genius?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you said
'LOL'
teh fuck man?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHOOPS! My bad. Sorry. I gave you a Zero.
I'm getting absent minded in my old age.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL ROXORZZZ FUNNIEZZZ!!!
Not.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cute