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Classic Computa Games #2! Lemmings (858 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: -0.38 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JTC (View user info) at 2005-12-20 19:04:02 EST


Lemmings (Psygnosis, 1991; distributed by GT Interactive Software Corp.)

A unique mind-boggling game of multiple skill levels.
Take command of the wackiest collection of misdirected rodents ever seen on your screen

Help guide these clueless green-haired critters on their romp through 120 levels of intellectually challenging gameplay. Building, bashing, digging, floating, mining, climbing, and exploding their way across the screen.
You take the Lemmings through their perilous journey to the exit and onto the next level. Winner of over 120 international awards, Lemmings brings hours of fun for people of all ages and features full sound board support.

Highlights:
-Non-violent, puzzle oriented, intellectual gameplay that's fun for players of all ages.
-Marketing activities that capitalize on the world wide recognition of the Lemmings game characters.
-Lemmings is a winner of over 20 national and international awards

System Requirements:
-IBM PC, XT, AT, PS2 & compatibles, TANDY, AMSTRAD PC.
-VGA, EGA, CGA, Tandy 16 COLOUR
-512K Required
-Mouse highly recommended, Joystick and keyboard options supported
-AdLib/SOUNDBLASTER supported
-CD-ROM drive
-Manual on CD-ROM
-Help and/or manual may be printed

(Made in Canada or Israel as marked therein. Assembled in U.S.)





This game probably took days of programming to complete, and in its meticulous design we find perfection. Now, with Asians, we can do it in half the time. Without Lemmings, where would the bar be set for challenging, non-violent puzzle games? Where would we go, time and time again, to test our intellect against a witless computer in a battle against the clock? And how, I ask you, would man ever have landed on the moon without first being tested by Lemmings? As you can see, Lemmings clearly merits Classic status. Thank you, and goodnight.



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User Reviews


Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2005-12-22 04:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

good post but -2 cuz i have to bring everyone down to my level

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-22 04:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Good subject, crap post. Why have you posted the system requirements? The game's 14 years old, I can probably fit it on my phone.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Har har, Unabonger thinks I retaliate with NEGATIVE TWO DIES! Idiot.

And Dante, it was the same thing for me. I got really really far and then kind of got stumped. Same with Chip's Challenge, I could never make that little fucker pick up all those chips.

Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-12-21 12:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The game was fun. This post sucked.



Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-12-21 11:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

don't care about non-violent. "cannon fodder" was hellabetter.

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-21 01:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

okay, at first I was all like "wow This is worth a plus 2 because of the lemmings content" then after I read all the replies and remembered HOW MUCH THOSE FUCKING LEMMING PRICKS PISSED ME OFF. But you still get a +1,,http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-21 01:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heeeeeeere comes another electro post

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-21 00:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can do better.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-20 23:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ugh, Lemmings pissed me off SO damn much. I got to level 60-something and couldn't get any further, despite numerous noble attempts.

Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-20 23:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't care if it's a lame post. I have a soft spot in my heard for those little kamikaze guys.

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-12-20 23:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


for the post. its only redeeming feature was the fact it was about lemmings. For fuck's sake, the biggest part of the content was the system requirements.

And for you, Crystle


http://www.abandonia.com/games/37/download/Lemmings.htm

enjoy.

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2005-12-20 22:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

the post . . . i dont know what the point was.

but it deserved a point because lemmings quickened the passing of many loney hours of my childhood *sob*

that game was the shit

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-20 22:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the FUCK is the Carver gonna be???

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ILOVE THE ORIGINAL LEMMINGS!!!


Where can I get it? I remember when we first got in on about 12 CD"s.. my brother took it with him when he left YEARS ago...


I know lemmings2 is out now.. but I want the original, if possible


Of course, if I get it, it'll probably suck -

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:02:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's Ubersite...That question should never be asked you fucking dumbass. I thought you'd have learned that now, but I guess only user numbers below 15k are aware that most Uberuser don't post with any intent whatsoever.

_____________

So you're thinking because your user number is---I mean what the---who the fuck---what--are you fucking serious??

I keep starting sentences but I can't quite grasp how fucking stupid you look saying

"My user ID is lower so I own this site n00b!"

I couldn't begin to argue your ridiculous logic...





"N00b"

haha...I'm a n00b...

but this post still sucked.


I now prepare myself for the retalitory -2s on all my posts because you're going to teach this 'n00b' a lesson and you sure as shit aren't smart enough to do it any other way...

this post is proof of that.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-20 21:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's Ubersite...That question should never be asked you fucking dumbass. I thought you'd have learned that now, but I guess only user numbers below 15k are aware that most Uberuser don't post with any intent whatsoever.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-20 20:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the fuck is the point of this post?

Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-12-20 20:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I was going to give you a positive rating simply for reminding me of lemmings. Aaah, lemmings.

But then I saw you had neglected to include a picture. That made me angry. I killed a green click-bug in my rage. You are now responsible for the death of an innocent click-bug.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-20 20:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

lemmings lemmings lemmings!

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-20 19:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You sound like my roommate, and he's a fag.

He always writes "/sigh" and it makes me want to kill.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-20 19:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

sigh



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