I'm Too Sexy For This Website (3636 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.22 on 81 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2005-12-21 15:18:14 EST
You know it fuckers!
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-26 09:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you're talking about the heart of the inbread americanas. If they do, they're probably no more that 8 yrs. old
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Damn. I was hoping to be going older but what the fuck. When in Rome...err, Kentucky...
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-12-25 20:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nah, you really aren't
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-25 19:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
<ejaculates>
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:21:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I'm going to be in Kentucky next month. Any relatives for me to bang?
that have all their teeth?
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Dude, you're talking about the heart of the inbread americanas. If they do, they're probably no more that 8 yrs. old
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:07:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
photoshopped for your enjoyment...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81312
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I just don't get this, oh connoisseur of flatulance.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you got that right. Ghey menz find your type uber-attractive!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-23 20:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:10:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cos I know the message behind your shoulder is secret code for spies.
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I'm working on decoding it.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-23 17:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like that fat guy on E.R.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so sexy it hurts
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I'm going to be in Kentucky next month. Any relatives for me to bang?
that have all their teeth?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-22 10:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like the guy on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:24:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy magenta. You've gotta get this badboy into:
Photoshop-
-Image
-Adjustments
-Selective Color
-Reds
-Then lower the magenta slide bar by about 25%.
And there you have it.
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haha loren i thought the exact same thing.... i am also teh graphic designer :)
yes badass, you are too sexy for this website. But please don't leave forever nooooo!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what's really creepy? You have a long-lost twin brother from Juneau, Alaska who eventually moved down to Nebraska and went to college and law school with me and was the best man at my wedding.
In other words, you look exactly like my buddy Bryan. Exactly.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-22 05:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh God no.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-21 21:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know you want me ETS
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-21 21:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd usually expect more from you.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-12-21 20:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm too drnk for thsif fucki nsdoifhszx
Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81323
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Cro Mag
The moving man
Hey Hey! .. Ho Ho!
He swings his arms
All around
He drags his knuckles
On the ground
Hey Hey! .. Ho Ho!
Box's of Shit
Flying all around
Cro Mag just sits
And smokes the last
Of his pound
Hey Hey! <cough><cough> Ho Ho!
Gooooooooooooo Cro Mag!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice to blow a load on you.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're balding, bitch. HOW'S IT FEEL?
But yes, you are.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bored with the workshop move already? That didn't take long.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:03:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like someone I accidentally slept with...
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If you shave his head, he and I look a lot a like Peon.
I'm just saying.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey, you're ugly.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For some reason your hair reminds me of the hair on the baby that Coach Klien keeps imagining on Red's face in the Waterboy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You sure got nerve...I'll give you that much.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was just pissing and moaning, no offense intended.
I don't know if you're sexier than fuck or not. My raging heterosexuality prevents me from commenting on the attractiveness of other males. But the UBer Ladeez all seem to want some of that....
And you managed to score a pretty damn fine wife too.
<<ducks incoming punch>>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
how many babies have you eaten today?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude. For some reason, I don't know, in this picture you remind me of Kurgan from that movie Highlander.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like someone I accidentally slept with...
Twice
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i'm not sunburnt I'm just a redkneck
this was taken today, it is somewhat cloudy and 32 degrees
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
badassmofo is Roy Neary
in
Close encounters of the Third Kind.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:40:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
this post makes me want to jerk off
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Dude, I think that makes you gey
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post makes me want to jerk off
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just couldn't stay away from this place that long could you
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:02:07 (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81314
Why don't you all go make your ratings on the link above match what you put here? It's the exact same fucking post. Ass kissers.
Sorry, badass, I almost always like your posts, but you yourself bashed people for this kind of thing just today < http://www.ubersite.com/m/81309#1752924 >
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its cool man, this was no masterpeice
I would say though that I AM sexier than fuck and this was kind of funny unlike the post you are refering to
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I pictured you with MUCH bigger side burns.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy magenta. You've gotta get this badboy into:
Photoshop-
-Image
-Adjustments
-Selective Color
-Reds
-Then lower the magenta slide bar by about 25%.
And there you have it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it C1ndy!! That message was for me, and now you've spoiled it by pointing it out!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:07:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it! I can't suck on his toes?
Thanks Xcuses you just ruined my Christmas.
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That's why they call me the jewish grinch
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cos I know the message behind your shoulder is secret code for spies.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooops, I mean:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81317
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it! I can't suck on his toes?
Thanks Xcuses you just ruined my Christmas.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
photoshopped for your enjoyment...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81312
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I'll suck on other things of yours.
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Ewww
If you were going to say his toes, forget about it. He lost them all in a tragic woodcutting accident.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a sucker for the curly hair....
And I'll suck on other things of yours.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81314
Why don't you all go make your ratings on the link above match what you put here? It's the exact same fucking post. Ass kissers.
Sorry, badass, I almost always like your posts, but you yourself bashed people for this kind of thing just today < http://www.ubersite.com/m/81309#1752924 >
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:44:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
That top behind you needs re-edging. Get back to work!
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Lol!!!11one
Give it up for Pre-Menstrual 2yndrome!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*you're.... -2DIE for me.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That top behind you needs re-edging. Get back to work!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a goofier version of Darren McCarty
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have to realize that this is going to get photoshopped
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I don't know, maybe he's into satin
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shit....SATAN
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your a very red red man.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its SATIN!!!!!
Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that's just fucking great, I have to doubt my heterosexuality all over again.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of that one guy on American's Most Wanted
*calls police*
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like your goatee thingie
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "sexy eyebrow raise."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh goddamnit...that was supposed to point to Jeanneee's comment.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha.
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm so glad I clicked on this.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to introduce you to my good friend SPF15.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHF - a few scars up there on the head, a fishook through the middle and that one over my eye is from the business end of a full unopened can of pepsi, being the knew kid at school has always been a bit tough
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
anybody by chance know of another site similar to ubersite. Not pulsehead, that place blows. But something similar where I could find some new shit?
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gather.com has the same concept but no ghey aids and other stupid shit found only on uber
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Badass, what up with the Klingon forehead.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not around I just have an hour or so to waste with you degenerates before I head off to the woods to burn stuff
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
anybody by chance know of another site similar to ubersite. Not pulsehead, that place blows. But something similar where I could find some new shit?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatsup with the eye yo?
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:24:26 EST (#)
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The tree line is already thinning @ the top.
Next comes the snow.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:24:15 EST (#)
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i thought you said you wouldn't be around for a while
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:19:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you allergic to the cabinet behind you?
FUNNY!
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice burns...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb would have a field day with this.
A FIELD DAY!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You all feel it, I know you do.
Method's panties are all wet and smell of salmon
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:20:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamnit, Bam! Here I was, hoping this would be pictures of a)my lovely artwork, or b)you stuffing a fat baggie of hydro into a pound of coffee and then cramming the whole thing into an envelope addressed to me.
Damn the USPS.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what Poconians look like?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you allergic to the cabinet behind you?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you always that red?