I'm too sexy for this Website (1434 hits)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (View user info) at 2005-12-21 15:40:53 EST
Somehow this pic got warped and it looks all 80's....hmmmhaha but I like it.
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your face looks terrible.
I\'d rather make out with your deer in the headlights boyfriend there.
nice soul patch, dipshit.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-06-29 15:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahhahahahahahhhaha
you can hate me all you want now, jeebus I feel sorry for the dude in the pic
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Isn;t that the guy from Smashmouth?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-22 06:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that to stop the cum from dripping off his chin?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-22 05:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh God no.
Submitted by RePet (user info) at 2005-12-22 04:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell him to shave his goatee off. Nobody wears goatess. Before, they were badass. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:32:02 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/81323
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate hot chicks who like "actors."
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
take ...... on ....... me!!!!!!!!!!
take ..... me ....... on!!!!!!!!!!!!
ii'''lllll bbeee goonnneeee....
in a day or ttwwoooo!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll consider increasing my rating if you can explain what the fuck the point of this post is...and who are the two dipshits in the picture.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, for Orgasmatron hath bequethed another gem of a poem unto us all!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:01:04 EST (#)
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and she-males
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:00:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:50:21 (#)
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Shut up you fake tittied cock mongrel...go get your anus bleached
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only stippers do this
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:51:03 EST (#)
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that was mean spirited. i am sorry.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:50:21 EST (#)
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Shut up you fake tittied cock mongrel...go get your anus bleached
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:48:19 EST (#)
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hahahahaha no. and he kinda does look like the dude from capital one.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:47:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:33:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmo--that was hilarious...you're a talented man or are you a she-male? Very intuitive I can see, and for the first time last week I saw the cover of a porn with a she-male on it. It was disturbing
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It was written with you as the speaker, meatflaps.
And only I'm allowed to make shemale jokes about myself.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats on getting engaged to the guy from the Capital One commercials with David Spade.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:46:02 EST (#)
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no i really called her a tard. that's the one that punctuated my review.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:45:52 EST (#)
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nope my n00b status is gone, I know the workings of the uberworld. I also know that you are an alter.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:45:20 EST (#)
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cool, it's now the n00b name calling game
what has this post turned into
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:43:11 EST (#)
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waaaaaait. so fluff started here before you did and i started about a month after reading for like a year or so... you're a n00b too. tard.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:41:12 EST (#)
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STFU N00b
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck yourself.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:36:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:33:53 (#)
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Orgasmo--that was hilarious...you're a talented man or are you a she-male? Very intuitive I can see, and for the first time last week I saw the cover of a porn with a she-male on it. It was disturbin
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look up... renata lia and arturo chavez. i could find more but they don't sort them by innie/outtie combo here.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:34:26 EST (#)
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If I could photoshop, I'd replace your necklass with a pearl one
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Remember this?
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"Ok, I need help in the next 20 minutes...
I like porn. But I don't look at it once a week or 3 times a week for that matter.
When you are in a serious relationship with a sexy ass woman, and you sex life is great---why do you need to look at porn?
Is 3 times a week an addiction? Where is that line?
I don't care that he looks, but I want to know why. And am I not enough for him?
Help me....I have to deal with him soon...."
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You're not ready to get married if you don't know the answer to this. You should be VERY thankful he isn't up your ass constantly. At least he doesn't depend on you to satisfy him EVERY time he gets a tingle.
Also, if you really were confident of your looks and sexuality, you wouldn't care what he looks at or how many times a day he yanks it, let alone worrying about it.
blah blah blah yadda...
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmo--that was hilarious...you're a talented man or are you a she-male? Very intuitive I can see, and for the first time last week I saw the cover of a porn with a she-male on it. It was disturbing
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:43:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't my finance cute!!! Any WWE fans out there? I call his little upside down triangle "the Batista" ---he calls it his "flavor saver" tee hee
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I hope he Demon Bombs you through the living room floor for putting him through this.
Tee hee.
The brushy bush of soul patch nestles 'gainst my box so bare
I love it when his 'flavor saver' rubs my derriere
Place your chinstrip on my clam, now, baby, I don't care
This, my man, is why I never sport my underwear.
Do me now, Batista - let me see those muscles rip
Spinebust me, I'll take the bump, I'll run your irish whip,
Overtake me, hit that clothesline, bend me: I'll submit,
Finish me with one, two, three, just don't forget my clit.
I'll forgive your rolly gut if you look like the champ
And damn I swear that chin of yours it makes me mighty damp,
I long to stroke and coax your genie out from your flesh lamp,
And have you touch me down below, just like the men at camp.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:27:26 EST (#)
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stuckfuck--first off, I am sexy...this wasn't a post about having everyone +2 me and say damn girl you are sexy. I KNOW I'm sexy and unlike you're lonely ass, my bed is nice and warm at night. I am not humiliating my fiance--use your mind and see that I posted a title poking fun and was not being serious. Get a life and move out of your little rural town to the big city and see what kind of photography you could do...I'd be surprised if you weren't licking a bum's ass in less than a week.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I gotta give it a +1 because I was puzzled why badass was so red. Apparently I'm not the only one to notice.
Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If YOU'RE too sexy for this website, then I know some marginally good-looking people who REALLY don't belong here.
And that dudes goatee looks stupid. Why would you put him through this humiliation?
Bad idea.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for posting this!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:03:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-21 16:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:43:53 (#)
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Isn't my finance cute!!! Any WWE fans out there? I call his little upside down triangle "the Batista" ---he calls it his "flavor saver" tee hee
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i call it blatant homosexual activity
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No you aren't.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:58:07 EST (#)
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Why does he wear blush?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:54:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:43:53 (#)
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Isn't my finance cute!!! Any WWE fans out there? I call his little upside down triangle "the Batista" ---he calls it his "flavor saver" tee hee
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i call it a bitch patch.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:53:13 EST (#)
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I dunno about your finance, but your fiancé... oh fuck it! Hey, who started this fad of just posting one-liners and a damn pic?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like the annoying-cunt-type that would worry excessively over the fact that your boyfriend looks at porn.
And he looks like the type that fucks little boys.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:50:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:43:53 (#)
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Isn't my finance cute!!! Any WWE fans out there? I call his little upside down triangle "the Batista" ---he calls it his "flavor saver" tee hee
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i'd call it gay
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:48:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:43:53 (#)
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Isn't my finance cute!!! Any WWE fans out there? I call his little upside down triangle "the Batista" ---he calls it his "flavor saver" tee hee
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TMI
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, you're not.
and your fiance is ghey.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:45:04 EST (#)
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that's a clitty tickler.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:43:53 EST (#)
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Isn't my finance cute!!! Any WWE fans out there? I call his little upside down triangle "the Batista" ---he calls it his "flavor saver" tee hee
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit that
and you're ok too
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The hot bitch on the right.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-12-21 15:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Which one is the arse?