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tippy tap O' the tappy tip (595 hits)

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Rating: -1.78 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Casey Barnes <kc_zerohero.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-21 17:10:51 EST


tippy tap O' the tappy tip
you got four lips and i got two dicks
i know how much you like tapioca orgasmawhateverthefuckyournameis.

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-27 04:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-22 06:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:20:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

orgasmatron has you, dead to rights.

Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-12-22 05:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

mrsparkle should change his name to mrs. obvious.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-21 20:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This took less effort than it would have if you simply died and your head hit the keyboard.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This did actually make me smile because it was so stupid! So +1 for that.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-21 19:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are nowhere near the worst ever list.
Maybe this will help.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Holy fuck I thought this was hilarious!

I just couldn't ruin your worst post ever sorta rating thing. Sorry.



Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

orgasmatron has you, dead to rights.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've never seen someone with their head so far up their own ass it actually sticks out their neck.

Dickwad.

Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

orgasmatron can clang... congrats

Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/81321

Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-21 18:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Uh, yeah.... What's that word I'm looking for?

"Fuck off"? Nah. Good, but not quite what I was looking for.

"Get AIDS"? Close but no cigar.

OH YEAH! Now I remember...

DIE!!!

DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh, and if you're trying to stir shit up around here there are better people to call out besides me.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do yourself a favor, Casey Barnes, and kindly die
Spare us all your prattling ways and stab out both your eyes
Contract some infection from a lady of the street
Choke yourself with poorly chewed-up squares of uncooked meat
Pick a building, take the lift and leap from off the roof
Lay your body down, get trampled by a horse's hooves
Pay a man to kick you in the balls until you perish
Have a fat chick sit on you with ass so wide and hairish
Suck down vials of acid, listen while your insides melt
Skin yourself and sell your hide to Frenchmen as a pelt
See that stapler? Take it, bash the brains from out your head
Force a dildo up your ass until you wind up dead
Have a pony rape you till it kills you with its weight
Place a bag around your head while jerking, suffocate
Draw a bath and hop right in, and then push in a dryer
Get a running start and charge headlong into barbwire
Eat the ghey menz salsa and wind up with full-blown AIDS
Slit your wrists and split your tongue with rusty razor blades
These and more I offer you, but one you need to choose
Tapioca's not my thing, but these are: -2s.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What are you planning on doing for a living after your ban for sucking Uber ass?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-21 17:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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