If We're Your "Retrded Cousin", Why Do YOU Drink Horse Piss While We Drink Beer? NSFW (5739 hits)
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Submitted by K@i (View user info) at 2005-12-21 22:58:21 EST
Fuck you, America. You are all that is wrong with the world.
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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2005/12/19/1360167-cp.html
U.S. pundit: Canada a 'retarded cousin'
By BETH GORHAM
WASHINGTON (CP) - Canada has been described lately by a conservative U.S. television host as "a stalker" and a "retarded cousin."
Another pundit recently asked if Canadians weren't getting "a little too big for their britches." There's been a spate of Canada-bashing by right-wing media commentators in the United States ever since Prime Minister Paul Martin's complaints about lumber penalties and U.S. policy on climate change. His remarks prompted an unusual rebuke last week from the American ambassador.
The attacks on Canada have had web bloggers typing overtime and a non-profit group that's monitoring the trend, Media Matters for America, says it's disturbing.
Last week, MSNBC host Tucker Carlson, a well-known conservative pundit, let loose with a string of anti-Canada rants.
"Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York," he said.
"Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada."
Carlson also said it's pointless to tell Canada to stop criticizing the United States.
"It only eggs them on. Canada is essentially a stalker, stalking the United States, right? Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right?"
"It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States. We, meanwhile, don't even know Canada's name. We pay no attention at all," he said.
The day before, Fox News host Neil Cavuto highlighted Martin's remark at a news conference that the United States is a "reticent nation" lacking a "global conscience" on climate change.
"So have the Canadians gotten a little too big for their britches?" Cavuto asked.
"Could our neighbours to the north soon be our enemies?"
Douglas MacKinnon, a press secretary to former Republican senator Bob Dole, also recently accused Canada of harbouring terrorists.
"Can Canada really be considered our friend anymore?" he asked in a recent commentary in the right-wing Washington Times newspaper.
"What other question can be asked when the Canadian government not only willingly allows Islamic terrorists into their country but does nothing to stop them from entering our nation?"
U.S. Ambassador David Wilkins warned Martin last week to tone down anti-American jabs or risk hurting bilateral relations. But Martin was unrepentant, saying he would "not be dictated to" by the United States and his hard line appears to be resonating with some voters.
While the offensive from American pundits isn't widespread, it still has the potential to affect cross-border ties, said Waldman.
"On Capitol Hill, the TVs are turned to Fox News. This kind of media environment is what the White House pays attention to," he said.
"That hostility is probably shared by a lot of people in the administration."
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Canada RULES. keep it up and your retarded cousin will shut off your future access to water & alaskan oil, Yankee fucktards. You've been warned!
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-24 06:08:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:14:31 (#)
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You Canucks are so cute when you try to talk tough!
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"Mandatory sterilization for canadians... vote yes on item 309, because it's for the FUTURE!!!"
Submitted by agulot (user info) at 2005-12-24 05:14:56 EST (#)
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I'm a little late on this, but if Americans are so bad ... why did you use and american girl in your post.
Meet midwest Melissa uber
http://midwestmelissa.com/about.html
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-23 23:22:46 EST (#)
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I would enjoy her titties greatly.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-23 22:24:11 EST (#)
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+2 for tits.
I love boobies!!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-22 11:09:36 EST (#)
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If Canada = Retarded Cousin, then America = Morbidly Obese Trailer Trash.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:57:45 EST (#)
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Canada: The land to the north our forefathers saw and said "Fuck that...give it to the French."
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:55:11 EST (#)
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I make my own beer. I only drink commercial beer (American, Canadian, or European) when I go out.
Looks like it's time for our retarded cousin's shock therapy.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:55:09 EST (#)
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We invented both your countries but Canada's the only one we decided to keep.
Dunno what you're crowing about Labbatt for though. Any beer brewed on that side of the Atlantic cannot be good and I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:32:44 EST (#)
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Canada, Schmanada. I DO know I'd break that chick down like daddys shotgun and do her "plantation style".
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:28:25 EST (#)
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What are you talking about? We have Labatt and Molson and Brick and Alley Cat and Fort Garry and Moosehead et. al. I particularly like Molson Ice.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:16:38 EST (#)
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Ever since that Crossfire episode with John Stewart, Tucker Carlson has absolutly no credibility anyways. So really it's your decision to get all mad about something Carlson said, but the rest of us won't give a fuck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:04:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-22 07:07:28 (#)
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did you spell retarded wrong in the title as a joke? I think not.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-22 07:07:28 EST (#)
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did you spell retarded wrong in the title as a joke? I think not.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-22 06:59:59 EST (#)
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when people like you do things like this, and put bible thumping dumbasses and their opinions just that much more in the spotlight, THEN shit hits the fan, and the dumbasses are heard.
use your brain man.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2005-12-22 05:22:19 EST (#)
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Everytime somebody in the US bad mouths Canada, the first route they go is the whole "your beer sucks" defense.
Says alot about your country when the best ya got going for yourselves is beer. We'll just sit down here with all the technology, money, and western culture.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-22 02:36:54 EST (#)
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Now c'mon, Kai...
You know Tucker Carlson doens't speak for the rest of us.
We have Bill O'Reilly for that.
Kidding.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-22 02:23:31 EST (#)
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"Could our neighbours to the north soon be our enemies?"
Fucking madmen.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2005-12-22 02:15:18 EST (#)
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Canada-Who?
Michelle
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-12-22 01:46:29 EST (#)
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Who listens to conservative pundits? They're a bunch of crackpots who believe in genies and werewolves, and who think the gays use witchcraft to ruin their crops.
+1 for that cute photo, though it DOES sort of exemplify the more retarded stereotypes people have about, well, the United States.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-22 01:12:48 EST (#)
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Now just why in God's name would I be jealous of you?
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-12-22 00:56:19 EST (#)
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"Fuck you, America. You are all that is wrong with the world."
(YAWN)
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-22 00:10:57 EST (#)
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Still jealous of me, eh ETS? Her name is Carmin.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-22 00:01:33 EST (#)
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By the way...ISN'T THAT ADAM'S WIFE!?!?!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-22 00:00:40 EST (#)
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Nothing personal. But you knew that.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-22 00:00:18 EST (#)
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I'll revise that...there are exceptions, but this isn't one of 'em. There are enough Canada posts floating about as it is.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-22 00:00:17 EST (#)
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auto -2 for anti-america...overdone and tired of hearing how fat and lazy i am.
but..+2 for the girl with the perfect nipple. just the right size.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:58:55 EST (#)
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You have got to write your own posts. Even if it's a news story, at least rewrite the story.
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:51:49 EST (#)
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I'm not anti-Canada, but I did find fault with a couple of things
Mainly, Some canadien beer is better then some american beer and vice versa
so I find it unfair to use that as an argueing point. Anyways, Belgium and Germany
both have better beers then both our countries so its a moot point.
Second, that girl is hot, but there are plenty of hot sluts in america
besides, she's got big, beaver like teeth
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:42:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:36:19 (#)
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Smoke signal rap.
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You just made my day... thanks!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:36:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:22:29 (#)
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I told you Canada was next! W will be on the rampage to get all your igloos! We lack ice you know...
On a side note, I'm surprised that 50 cent went to country without electricity how could you hear him?
Smoke signal rap.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:22:38 EST (#)
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Canadian beer is better = girls get drunk faster = the world is a happier place.
Do the math, America.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:22:29 EST (#)
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I told you Canada was next! W will be on the rampage to get all your igloos! We lack ice you know...
On a side note, I'm surprised that 50 cent went to country without electricity how could you hear him?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:17:21 EST (#)
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AGREED.
Canadian pussy tastes much much better than American pussy.
Submitted by RePet (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:15:33 EST (#)
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You're gonna take what some government official said as what the entire country thinks? Stereotypical son of a bitch.
I spit on your shoes.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:14:31 EST (#)
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You Canucks are so cute when you try to talk tough!
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:13:31 EST (#)
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No
plus linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78275
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:02:59 EST (#)
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A guy in a bowtie called us retarded. Nothing to get fussed about.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-21 23:01:48 EST (#)
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Sorry, Knuck. 50 Cent dissed canadian immigration at a a concert in the T dot last night, so I'm on a rampage. Plus, America sucks, so it ain't me, it's AMERICA. See?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-21 22:59:32 EST (#)
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You out of weed or something? talk about cranky.