one more smoke (641 hits)
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Submitted by Michelle (View user info) at 2005-12-22 02:08:24 EST
One more cig, half a glass of wine and only bed beyond.
Convince me to stay fuckers! Convince me!
Fail and I'll be doomed to lie aside my snoring, farting, and other noise making husband!
Save me! Convince me!
Michelle
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I pronounce your name "Bludge and Barbecue".
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-04 04:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
marijuana is pussygrass. don't bother. the only cigars i had that lasted me 20 minutes were short and/or thin; a good size churchill will usually last me at least 40. but it is true they're better than cigs for stress relief and ESPECIALLY for turning the gears of your mind. so is pot, but like i said that's for fucking queers.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-23 13:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Smoke a joint, tobacco won't get you anywhere.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-23 12:52:57 EST (#)
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I have found that the cigar is at times better for relieving stress and provoking thought than the cigarette, primarily because of the longer smoking time. Assuming that you are smoking outside, you will be away from your husband for a good twenty minutes or more, depending on how fast you suck it down. Now, while you're finishing it up, think about whether or not you want to go back to that bed. And try to be logical about it, you green-blooded Vulcan.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-22 10:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blame it on your husband. We know it's you.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I wouldn't go in the bedroom
Your husband is currently banging the shit out of your sister
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-22 08:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
*points* Bed is that way.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-22 07:16:30 EST (#)
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Why have I never heard of you?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-22 07:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAR HAR 2 posts in an hour
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-22 06:50:20 EST (#)
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hey you should stay adn write a story about when you started smoking.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-12-22 03:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
shoo
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-12-22 03:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HA HA!!
Danglyparts.
Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2005-12-22 03:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have something you can wrap your lips around and smoke on
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-22 02:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can come sleep with me. And by sleep I mean have sex with. And by have sex with I mean blow me and pass out next to me after several shots of vodka and lots of bongs with my jizz in your hair.
If you want.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-22 02:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber is pretty much smoke free
Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-12-22 02:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sleep if you can. or just smother your husband.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-22 02:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
go to bed