Ubertree 31 (980 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-22 12:37:53 EST
User Reviews
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:51:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW asshole
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I guess you didn't notice the 30 other trees before mine with the dick, you fucktard!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW asshole
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-23 05:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubertree auto +2
Ha, awesome
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best addition so far.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 18:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Swallow my pole! I'm off to play poker!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
HA!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
trust me when I say this. you didn't miss anything and yes, I believe this is her twat although not from first hand...err yeah, experience
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:18:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
that's cool. So you have Urbane's bajiner hanging from your tree....merry x-mas
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How do people know that is actually her twat? Is there an official UBER twat inspector, did she write on a piece of TP "not an alter" or something? I missed the Urbane thing.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's cool. So you have Urbane's bajiner hanging from your tree....merry x-mas
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:50:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting tree. Does yours look the same at home?
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Oddly, yes.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting tree. Does yours look the same at home?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ubertree auto -1
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:08:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:48:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
When the last one of these is posted, I'm printing it off and using it at home as my official Christmas Tree.
This is appropriate for a 9 month old to open his presents under, right?
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I thought for sure you were older than that.
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I have a son you silly little emo Cubs fan.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How cute, it's kind of like the Jewtoast/Cabaretgirl love affair
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I thought it was already proven that Method=Shlongy, so in essence, wouldn't I just be having sex with myself?
Which, quite frankly, I do all the time and I'd like to add, that I'm fucking great at it. It's called 'self abuse'.
So, in conclusion, mind your own fucking business or I'll be forced to stop logging on as you....I mean, as me.
Sheesh.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:10:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Get back in your alter box, you troublesome broad
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Do you know how difficult it is to climb into one's own vagina? Oh right, I'm talking to Methodopoulos, I forgot. :-) kisses.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get back in your alter box, you troublesome broad
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not Method's alter.
But he wishes I was his altar...of love that is :-)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:48:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
When the last one of these is posted, I'm printing it off and using it at home as my official Christmas Tree.
This is appropriate for a 9 month old to open his presents under, right?
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I thought for sure you were older than that.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:06:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, doesn't it bother you in the least that you've admitted to wanting to have sex with MistressFist, my alter? You fuckin homo
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:06:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, doesn't it bother you in the least that you've admitted to wanting to have sex with MistressFist, my alter? You fuckin homo
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What the fuck are you talking about? Method doesn't have any alters, dirtbag.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, doesn't it bother you in the least that you've admitted to wanting to have sex with MistressFist, my alter? You fuckin homo
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
don't worry most kids can't remember anything before the age of two, i'm sure your child will be psychologically safe from damage at his age.
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I'm sure he'd be psychologically safe. I wouldn't be physically safe from my wife. She thinks everyone here is some kind of degenerate already, this would seal the deal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!!!LOLBlahblahblah.
I wanted to see what it felt like to type that.
It felt gay.
I'm never typing that again.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I have to go do some actual work now. Keep these coming people. Give me something to look forward to when I get back. The fun never stops here at Ubersite.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't worry most kids can't remember anything before the age of two, i'm sure your child will be psychologically safe from damage at his age.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:49:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha. i had actual work to do so i missed the last few entries. who put up the -2DIE?
I DID I DID MEMEMEMEME!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
someone put tiger's wigs on badass.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:48:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
When the last one of these is posted, I'm printing it off and using it at home as my official Christmas Tree.
This is appropriate for a 9 month old to open his presents under, right?
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Sooner or later, he'll need to know what a Shlongy is. Better sooner. Just as long as he doesn't ask for a "lemon party" as his first birthday, you'll be OK.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you people are all off.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha. i had actual work to do so i missed the last few entries. who put up the -2DIE?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:48:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
When the last one of these is posted, I'm printing it off and using it at home as my official Christmas Tree.
This is appropriate for a 9 month old to open his presents under, right?
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I couldn't see why not? Bahhhh! AHAHAHAHA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When the last one of these is posted, I'm printing it off and using it at home as my official Christmas Tree.
This is appropriate for a 9 month old to open his presents under, right?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:43:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
They don't need to know. What they don't know can't hurt them...as long as you're "fixed".
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Nope, not fixed. What am I, a fucking cat? We can do teh buttsecks then....ATM. As long as you buy dinner.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't freaking stop laughing over here. This is too freaking funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They don't need to know. What they don't know can't hurt them...as long as you're "fixed".
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:42:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now someone needs to put up picture #18 from Valentines Day, tip the fucker over and set it on fire.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Let that picture die in peace please!!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks guys...I'm fucking choking on my lean cuisine over here.
Thanks for being a good sport Shlongy. I was waiting for the right moment to use your pic.
Too bad there's a Mrs. Shlongy and a Mr. Fist... I'd fuck that hat right off ya.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ask and I shall receive.
UberTree auto +2
Now someone needs to put up picture #18 from Valentines Day, tip the fucker over and set it on fire.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How funny is that. We get his head, next to his Shlongy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's getting molly-wopped.
Again.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just.....yes.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! OH GOD YES!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is SO bad.
That it's good.
You owe me a hummer for being the "brunt of your joke", toots.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I
FUCKING
LOVE
YOU