Merry Fucking Christmas (923 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Greg Webb <trunks_gw.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-22 12:43:41 EST
I won't be on for a week or so from today so I'd just like to wish all of you a Merry Christmas.
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.
Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...
Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat..
User Reviews
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-24 00:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You want to go take a steam bath with me?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-22 18:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ye merciful gods
Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Humour?
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:53:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I could spawn an angry mob of Hutus with machettes into your mom's basement.
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hahahahahahahahaha.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Copy and paste WITHOUT saying who wrote the original. I believe it was...Brian Adams? Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Anyways I don't care if your 16. If you are an 11 year old ethopian girl who can make me laugh you'll still get a +2. And then I'll skull fuck you.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:15:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:05:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
It means some of the people have a problem with me because I'm only 16
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Nope, but you will get made fun of for it.
My advice to you is to quit this uber name and make a new one. Then stop posting cut and paste jobs (even thought I like this song) and think of somehting funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice conclusion there, Einstein. Some people don't like you because this stank. I can copy paste too:
Meaning of SLOW-WITTED
Pronunciation: slow'witid
Definition: [adj] mentally deficient
See?
I didn't even know that you were 16. But thanks for the info.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah....That's only ONE of the reasons I don't like you.
There's at least 14 more pressing issues that need to be addressed , first.
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It means some of the people have a problem with me because I'm only 16
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:01:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason you're giving me negative ratings is because you won't give me a chance, because...you don't like me.
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What the fuck does that mean?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and if you're going to copy and paste, COPY THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason you're giving me negative ratings is because you won't give me a chance, because...you don't like me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny. Not original. Not good.
"You're a...you're not good. You stink, Al."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:53:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I could spawn an angry mob of Hutus with machettes into your mom's basement.
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That was brilliant Caul. That's some fucking poetry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh you little bitch.
I should whip your 16 y/o ass for shitting on my post. You have just earned -2 for life from me fucker. Except here, I'll let my rating stand, because I'm not a bitch, like you.
The best thing is that it won't be considered retaliatory because you have never posted anything worth a fuck and you never will.
Now, go finish taking it in the ass from the family dog, you little whore.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
cut and paste makes the baby Jeebus cry.
But it's fucking Christmas and I know my wife got me a few bottles of 12 year aged Jameson under the tree, so...Merry Fucking Celebrate Capitalism Day.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I could spawn an angry mob of Hutus with machettes into your mom's basement.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:51:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:49:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
every now and than someone comes along that just doesn't seem to get uber
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AHAHAHA ....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cut and paste makes the baby Jeebus cry.
But it's fucking Christmas and I know my wife got me a few bottles of 12 year aged Jameson under the tree, so...Merry Fucking Celebrate Capitalism Day.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
every now and than someone comes along that just doesn't seem to get uber
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I caught your stupidity after reading this.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:45:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry motherfucking holidays!!!! Now go rape a fruitcake.