The REAL Apollo... (EXCLUSIVE PHOTO) (1012 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.35 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by K@i (View user info) at 2005-12-22 13:01:24 EST
Is a 17 year old girls bicycle.
Not that much different from the version we are used to.
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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-12-26 11:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-26 10:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-26 10:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was hilarious.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
last one because I'm bored and the drugs are wearing off
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and again
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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 counter to shlongy
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're definetly a under-appreciated user.
plus you sell teh green.
I live in Vancouver.
Sell me the wheelchair dope.
All I can get is that UBC Chemo strain (which isn't too shabby, but I want wheelchair)
GET ME THE DOPE.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You people sniff glue or something.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"this place mostly sucks ass now anyways."
Yeah, I have noticed that.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"he took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt."
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kai©™ (View user info) at 2005-06-30 00:12:36
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Then I thought about Ubersite, and all the time and $$$ bart invests on ALL OF US on a daily basis. Yeah, he has the Uberboard, but that makes him a few bucks a day at best. Ubersite has always been conspicuously absent of links which I must say is a nice change from the rest of the internet.
We all hate spam, junk mail, popups and shitty hit counting banners, but I am wondering; are there any banners that you would consider acceptable to add to ubersite?
I just think bart deserves to make a buck or two...
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in your defense
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Homophobe.
Why don't you stop playing games and admit your true feelings you great big grizzly bear you.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:28:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
So lots of women ride on apollo?
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Haha! Was going to post that (more specifically Austin Powers ("He's the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride!") but I knew it was too easy. Beat me to it. Nyack!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:51:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:28:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
So lots of women ride on apollo?
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No, just pansy guys. See below.
And Bob, Bart kicked me off the MVA because mt writing style attracted so many trolls liek Shlongy and fagnum who just can't control their jealousy. Life's like that, this place mostly sucks ass now anyways.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The real Apollo strikes me of more of a four or five year-old girl's ride.
Cool bike though.
Double duty linkwhore... Bikes AND Christmas!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55222
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:40:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:10:01 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:04:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to kill myself. =(
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I would've thought that you'd happily ride apollo
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I'd really have to pitch. Don't see myself being very happy as a catcher, not even for the Mighty Apollo.
But my desperate cry for help was mostly just a way of expressing how completely, totally and utterly Uber sucks today.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats a ballin' kickstand
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So lots of women ride on apollo?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:06:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you take it off any sweet jumps?
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Nice ND reference.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:14:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you not on the MVA?
I have been gone for a while and probably missed the explanation...
It's due to a severe lack of interest from Uber in general, and toss in the fact that he's not funny, and 88% of his posts suck cock, and voila...no more MVA.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for curtains
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:14:59 EST (#)
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Why are you not on the MVA?
I have been gone for a while and probably missed the explanation...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone, please kicks Kai- hard - in the testicles.
The record is skipping again.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:10:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:04:59 (#)
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I'm going to kill myself. =(
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I would've thought that you'd happily ride apollo
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the bicycle Shlongy used to ride to radio the Herb Tarlec School Of Radio Advertising, before he flunked out 'cos of the booze. As children would stop to mock him & his bike, he'd molest them, so it all worked out in the end.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you take it off any sweet jumps?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found some "Method" brand hand lotion at the grocery store, I've been pondering how to use that to its fullest effect here.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:04:59 EST (#)
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I'm going to kill myself. =(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:02:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet that bad boy moves.
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I bet I'd like to move your head off of your neck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fill in with any comment you'd like, as long as the adjectives include "gay", "stink", "sucks" and "asshole".
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:03:04 EST (#)
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I sure would like to be the bikeseat then :-)
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:02:35 EST (#)
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I bet that bad boy moves.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:02:13 EST (#)
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ok.