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Submitted by Boondock (View user info) at 2005-12-22 14:59:50 EST


I wish the moose was my boss.

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Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-23 18:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:20:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Eet mor dik, cockjockey.
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I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Faggot.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eet mor dik, cockjockey.

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:48:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm witty as all fuckout, knobinhaler
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If that's your proof it's more pathetic than your dick.

Cum guzzling gutterslut.

Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-23 01:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MARTY MOOSE!!! auto +2 for Marty Moose.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is just sad.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I dont think they let moose's or is it meese manage Mcdonalds.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:01:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

The moose is your boss.

You got 2 more wishes.

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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That's goddamn hilarious.

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am let down - I was expecting something pirate related.

Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Can you say cock goblin?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm witty as all fuckout, knobinhaler.

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:05:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:55:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Now WHY, pray tell, would this cocklicker BOONCOCK, leave a coward -2 and go running without a comment?

I put a lot of work in this post, asshole. I can take the -2; I'd just like to know why such an obvious anal-invader such as yourself didn't like this comedic look at the interworkings of our US Military.


I thought of THIS all by myself, too, assgobbler
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Wow. You thought of two insults yourself. Again, hooray for you. I leave -2s for you because you post utter shit. Not that I don't, but at least I don't pretend to be some sort of comedic/literary genius. You take yourself and this website way too seriously. I guess you must feel that it compensates for your tiny cock. How sad.

Shit eating llama fucker.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this is just barely better than my shitty post. Then again, I've at least writen something in the past.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:55:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Now WHY, pray tell, would this cocklicker BOONCOCK, leave a coward -2 and go running without a comment?

I put a lot of work in this post, asshole. I can take the -2; I'd just like to know why such an obvious anal-invader such as yourself didn't like this comedic look at the interworkings of our US Military.


I thought of THIS all by myself, too, assgobbler.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you have anything to say? I'm just curious cause out of 17 posts, 3.5 (one was an even 0) were positively rated (not by much). So far every one of your posts I've clicked on has been a picture and maybe a sentence and the pictures did not warrant a post.

whatever. -2die

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:42:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

No comment.


Fucking dicksucker.
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Very clever. I'll bet that you thought that one up all by yourself too. Hooray for you. I wish I could be that clever. I'll bet that the open sore ridden, crack addicted whore that shat you into this world is very proud of you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No comment.

























Fucking dicksucker.

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PigOnLifeSupport (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:15:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

What movie is this from?
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National Lampoon's Vacation.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn Wally World.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

moose are fucking badddddass.

Submitted by PigOnLifeSupport (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What movie is this from?

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha NO ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love meeses.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:01:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

The moose is your boss.

You got 2 more wishes.

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The moose is your boss.

You got 2 more wishes.


Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!

Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)