A shirt I got Tim for X-Mas (925 hits)
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Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2005-12-22 15:05:45 EST
It says, I went on Uber today and all I got was a shitload of tree posts
That is all
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Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:48:28 EST (#)
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aw. i thought the tree was cute
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:32:57 EST (#)
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+2...fucking tree posts.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:21:19 EST (#)
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apparently.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:32:59 EST (#)
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my posts are not complete until I get a -2 form Haggard
Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-12-22 17:20:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 16:08:05 EST (#)
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yes shlongy it was. oh well
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:37:27 EST (#)
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This was a stretch.
A stretch of shit.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:22:19 EST (#)
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I'm looking at the badass post about being too sexy and I think I have a chubby
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:21:05 EST (#)
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Mine grows every morning.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:18:36 EST (#)
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I'll have to ask my husband I guess. His answer I'm sure will be "suck on it and find out." Sheesh.
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That would be a sufficient answer. Plus, it's the holidays so get your lips ready
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:17:41 EST (#)
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But my question was really serious. When?
I'll have to ask my husband I guess. His answer I'm sure will be "suck on it and find out." Sheesh.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:17:27 EST (#)
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fair enough.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:14:48 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'll allow it.
hey- at least its not a tree post.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:12:47 EST (#)
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penis stops growing as soon as you stop feeding it fertilizer
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:11:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:08:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucked worse then that blow job i got in third grade
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your attempt at humor failed this time... like my post
try again
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:11:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:08:09 (#)
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this sucked worse then that blow job i got in third grade
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Hey, I have a serious question: When does your penis stop growing...puberty? Or earlier? I was wondering that on my way to work today. I would like them to be young enough to charm into my van, but have a big enough peener to make it worth my effort and $1.00 snickers bar.
But, seriously, how big and when?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:11:04 EST (#)
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Sorry Uber, I must appologize for the geyness of this post.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:08:39 EST (#)
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No... thank YOU
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:08:09 EST (#)
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this sucked worse then that blow job i got in third grade
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:07:42 EST (#)
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thanks Jeannee
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:07:28 EST (#)
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What the gheY?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:06:41 EST (#)
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hilarious
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-22 15:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my best post EVAR