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Fuck The Uber Xmas Tree - Come Gather 'Round The Uber Menorah (NSFW) (2075 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.29 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by K@i (View user info) at 2005-12-22 19:41:37 EST


re: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81409

Aw, fuck it. Since JewToast died, Jeff Laben is teh only Jew left on Ubersite anyway.

Ho Ho Peener!

Merry Xmas Jew Boy.JPG (50 kB)

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i just got fired

again

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-24 02:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i've heard of people shooting dope in their dick, but heating the spoon there?

whoa!...that's hardcore

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice fag porn, helmet.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that's hawt!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess you could use that as some sort of timer

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-23 06:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Aw man, I don't think I can eat today now

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Heebs have such tiny candles?

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ew

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

copywrite infringement..

automatic +2 if it's your own dick!!

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, i'm a jew too....

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:04:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

Quit posting, dickhead. You suck balls
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Oy vey someone's feeling schpilkis in their schenectakazoink! Poor verklempt alkie failure, go have another drink - I doubt you'll make it through another holiday season alive. Suicide really is your best option at this point.....

Death is your friend, and he is waiting. Run to him - you can do it!

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 cause of the thievery from rotten.com

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Quit posting, dickhead. You suck balls.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-22 23:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You people are fucked. I can't believe this has a positive rating.

Thanks!

Is Bart Jewish?



Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

although, maybe he pulled the hood back

*shrug*

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:28:48 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm glad I'm not Jewish

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i think this would hurt more if you were uncircumcised

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm glad I'm not Jewish

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not to ask uncomfortable questions or anything, but where exactly does someone even find a picture like that? Research on penile torture for your thesis, eh?

And I thought Rad was fucking nuts.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The perfect accessory for a cake & cock party.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

wonderful.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Well at least we know what you got your kid for her first birthday.

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Small peenos and horrible idea !

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me a little sick, and I don't even HAVE a candle!

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-22 20:57:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:55:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

make it go away

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:54:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

eek!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<whinces>

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-22 20:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:55:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

make it go away

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:54:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-22 20:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heres what to fuck you cock jockey http://www.ubersite.com/m/81366

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-22 20:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i am soooooo doing that with my peener

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 20:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-12-22 20:36:54 (#)
Ranking: 1


That's one way to get her to blow on it...

___________________________________

*rimshot*

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-12-22 20:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


That's one way to get her to blow on it...


Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-22 20:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That instantly made me go "Holy shit.....Ow...owwoowwwowwwowwoowwwwoOOOWWW!!!"

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay, sorry, I forgot Loren is a Jew too. Shalom, babycakes!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"There'll be a hot cock in the old twat tonight."


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

make it go away

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-22 19:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tks to Mrs. Shlongy for the pic of her hubby. BTW hon, ya left your panties in my car again...


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