A drinking... contest? (1204 hits)
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Rating: 1.69 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-12-22 21:44:23 EST
She was talking and talking. I tried to listen, or at most, I made an honest attempt to at least appear as if I were listening. Although I couldn't recount her exact words, or even the true point to any of her stories, I could easily tell you some of the subject matter.
Things that she thought outrageous; Sex, lesbianism, breasts, anger, aggression, drugs and death. As she spoke, I busied myself with watching those around her. I judged them based on their reaction to her tall tales and dull enactments of her risque experiences.
She tipped her glass back, and I watched the beer splash up against her lips. She lowered her eyelids as she lowered the glass- it was a subtle sexual motion that made my stomach churn. She ran her tongue against her upper lip, raised her eyes, and looked at me.
I was staring at her, yes. It wasn't a stare of desire or admiration, but a stare of curiosity. She winked her left eye, made a kissy face and blew me a kiss. I winked back and laughed, in yet another attempt to appear as if I were enchanted. She threw a quick look around at the men near us, I assumed she was hoping someone saw the subtle exchange we had shared.
But they hadn't noticed. They were busy talking about the same thing people always talk about. She leaned forward, pressing her breasts against the table, and muttered something about one night stands. The men all obliged, their small heads swiveling on their weak necks, they turned to look at her.
One of them, as if on que, asked her if she wanted a challenge.
Of course she did. She was a woman who lived for challenges. It wasn't about winning them or losing them, it was about being in them and controlling them. Controlling the challenge, the opponent, the spectators.
There was to be a drink-off.
"If I win, I want to wear your hat all night!", Her innocent request was dirtied with her vulgar tone of sexual proclivity.
We all turned to him as he muttered his ante, "I want you to take your shirt off if I win".
She smiled without showing her teeth, her eyes barely visible through her hooded lashes. She agreed to the challenge.
"Here, in the bar?" I asked.
She waved the waitress over and ordered two pitchers.
"Here, in the bar?" I repeated.
She poured two glasses and unbuttoned the top-most button of her blouse.
I frowned, not because I disagreed, but out of confusion. I couldn't imagine how she'd get herself out of paying up. Men can almost always drink more than a woman, particularly if there is the promise of bare breasts in public places.
As I watched her sip the froth off of her drink, my confusion deepened.
As I watched him swallow beer after beer I started to wonder about my own judgement. Surely I was missing something. This woman had already shown me that she was cunning and deceitful, and I was becoming excited at the prospect of seeing her manipulation reach a new level.
I started to smile as I watched him drown himself in draft beer. I started to respect her for playing such an interesting game of cat and mouse. She was controlling the situation on an entirely higher level than I had ever imagined.
"You're not drinking your beer" he pointed at her half full glass.
She winked at him.
The contest was proving to have a longer life than my bladder, so I excused myself.
When I came out of the bathroom I saw her. I saw her standing in the middle of the bar, her breasts seemed to be glowing against the dark atmosphere. Her breasts were big, white, and exposed to the big white faces of the men surrounding her.
I climbed through the throng of gawking men in order to reclaim my seat. She looked at me and laughed, then she made a half-hearted attempt to cover her panckake nipples with her small hands.
"I'm sorry... I'm not much of a drinker!!"
That's okay. She has other assets.
Me? I stick to drinking.
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
entertainment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-09 22:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-31 17:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I absolutely cannot stand people like that. Why didn't anyone do something?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-27 08:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"to cover her panckake nipples with her small hands."
Hmmm... small hands, small hands...
I KNOW WHO THIS IS ABOUT!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-27 07:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm, this scene sounds familiar...except the surroundings were a little more...rural. I liked the "weak necks" thing, that was a telling image.
Hi Corn! It's nice to "see" you, as it were...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-24 00:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:03:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-12-23 12:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe we should meet up for drinks sometime....
...bring your friend.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:53:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've smacked women like that.
No real reason, it's just annoying.
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I've raped girls like that.
No real reason, it's just fun.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-23 09:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-23 08:58:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds an awful like someone i've met from this site.
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Yes, I was thinking this was about Urbane too
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-23 08:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds an awful like someone i've met from this site.
Hi C.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-23 08:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So how hard did you fuck her that night?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-23 08:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmm...beer...
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-23 06:51:41 EST (#)
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If this story is about who I think it's about.......
AHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-23 06:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Slut
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-23 04:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and then did she get cancer?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-23 04:55:58 EST (#)
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I live in another country and I think I can guess who this is supposed to be about.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-23 01:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sort of person tends to irritate me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you quit this dump.
Or maybe I was just hoping that was the case.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-22 23:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
perhaps a bit forced here and there, but still rather atmospheric i thought, and with that flavour yoou sometimes get where a small incident takes on a kind of dreamlike or fairytale sort of significance.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-22 23:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops! Forgot to rate!
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-22 23:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For 'forced' out, this is pretty damn good lady!
I always enjoy making girls like that look like idiots. They annoy the hell outta me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-12-22 23:03:43 EST (#)
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Shandy, I'm not really "still at it"... this was really forced. I tried to write about 8 different things, and then this came out, and I was like "hm, why not". I hate when my creative juices dry up and leave my brain all shrivled and blackened.
I'm having a brain drought.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:54:19 EST (#)
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vintage cornnugget - good to see you are still at it
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sigh*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about Electro, right?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:25:23 EST (#)
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yeah i dont get around here that often
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:11:50 EST (#)
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NO FUCKING WAY
HEY CAULAINCOURT, CAN YOU GUESS WHO THIS FUCKING POST IS ABOUT????
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-12-22 22:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Knucklehead! :) YOU MISSED ME???
Circe- I never do... I'm not confrontational like that. I just sit, quiet, and think bad things.
Siren, thanks :)
Why do I keep doing :)'s?
George, be good for once in your goddamn life..!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:55:59 EST (#)
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HEY I KNOW WHO THIS IS ABOUT
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Been a while since I've seen you on here. It was worth a wait.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've smacked women like that.
No real reason, it's just annoying.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHES ALIVE!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:49:41 EST (#)
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It's christmastime? I hadn't noticed.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 21:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more xmas rape, nuggs