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Submitted by jo blow me <wanderingsun.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-23 00:01:50 EST


Yay! It's the last day of work for the year! We are going to take off on a roadtrip Saturday, using Friday to get all the obligatory presents taken care of.

Sounds nice and homey, right?
So, I got buy the baskets for the gifts after work, call the boy to tell him where I am and when I'll be home. "Ok! great! I'll meet you at home."

1 hour later...

2 hours later...

3 hours later...

*STUMBLE* *CRASH* *TIP OVERing ensues*

:|

ok, well, at least he made it home, right?

At 7:30, I bid him to bed to leave me the rest of the house. Fuck! It's 7:30! AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR! No... I'm not quite ready for beddie by.

So I stay up and eat 2 (.5mg.. weak, i know, but free) kolonopins. Irritated at his drunkeness, I figure I'll get fucked up all on my own.

Well, after the 5th one and I still don't feel anything, I sit and ponder for a bit..

SUDDENLY!

*oh the suspense*

I hear movement... "Ah, bathroom.. at least he made it there"

*Grunting*

*More grunting... and then moaning*

I get up to take a look...
















"DUDE! WHAT THE HELL!" as i see him pissing in the bathroom sink.
I figure he's got it under control.

:|

riiight.

a few seconds later... *moooan*

I go back.. and guess who pissed down his pants!

:|












*deep breath*

ok, always the optimist, I think to myself, "well... it's better than when he pissed in the kitchen"

*snicker*

So, I've had two stiff vodkas and diet cokes and 6 .5 kolonpins and I am still not drunk enough to piss on the floor.

yet, i can illustrate it!!


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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-23 17:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Gee 3 times in a day? you'd think one would be half way decent.

Submitted by LilBastard (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

:|

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:18:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

You Got Bi?
___

wha?

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You Got Bi?

Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what?

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dude, i work in marketing.. you gotta give credit where credit's due

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:05:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 cause of the thievery from rotten.com
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Go fuck yourself kid, play upercop on someone else's posts.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I need an interpreter on Aisle 3 please.


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