oh piss (464 hits)
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Submitted by jo blow me <wanderingsun.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-23 00:01:50 EST
Yay! It's the last day of work for the year! We are going to take off on a roadtrip Saturday, using Friday to get all the obligatory presents taken care of.
Sounds nice and homey, right?
So, I got buy the baskets for the gifts after work, call the boy to tell him where I am and when I'll be home. "Ok! great! I'll meet you at home."
1 hour later...
2 hours later...
3 hours later...
*STUMBLE* *CRASH* *TIP OVERing ensues*
:|
ok, well, at least he made it home, right?
At 7:30, I bid him to bed to leave me the rest of the house. Fuck! It's 7:30! AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR! No... I'm not quite ready for beddie by.
So I stay up and eat 2 (.5mg.. weak, i know, but free) kolonopins. Irritated at his drunkeness, I figure I'll get fucked up all on my own.
Well, after the 5th one and I still don't feel anything, I sit and ponder for a bit..
SUDDENLY!
*oh the suspense*
I hear movement... "Ah, bathroom.. at least he made it there"
*Grunting*
*More grunting... and then moaning*
I get up to take a look...
"DUDE! WHAT THE HELL!" as i see him pissing in the bathroom sink.
I figure he's got it under control.
:|
riiight.
a few seconds later... *moooan*
I go back.. and guess who pissed down his pants!
:|
*deep breath*
ok, always the optimist, I think to myself, "well... it's better than when he pissed in the kitchen"
*snicker*
So, I've had two stiff vodkas and diet cokes and 6 .5 kolonpins and I am still not drunk enough to piss on the floor.
yet, i can illustrate it!!
User Reviews
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-23 17:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gee 3 times in a day? you'd think one would be half way decent.
Submitted by LilBastard (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
:|
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:18:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
You Got Bi?
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wha?
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You Got Bi?
Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what?
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, i work in marketing.. you gotta give credit where credit's due
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:05:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 cause of the thievery from rotten.com
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Go fuck yourself kid, play upercop on someone else's posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 00:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I need an interpreter on Aisle 3 please.