"Happy Holidays" my ass! (769 hits)
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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2005-12-23 11:30:45 EST
I know people are trying to be all PC and not piss each other off, but can we please stop with the Happy Holidays bulshit? It is Christmas time, look at a calender. I am sick of lazy ass-munchers grouping all this together. Why don't we say "happy holidays" to lump together the big Orthodox/Greek easter, Cinco-de-Mayo, Mothers Day blast? Shit, that would give you a week of party with Greeks,tequila, and your mom...I'm sitting that one out, but I'm sure someone would have a great time.
School time "ring, ring"
Christmas is the 25th. Chanukah starts at sundown on the 25th (that is AFTER Christmas). Kwanzaa and Boxing day are both on the 26th. New years is on the 1st. Everyone clear? Here is a little hint, if someone says Merry Christmas to you, its a safe bet that they are CHRISTIAN. You should be ok to say Merry Christmas back to them without hurting their feelings. Since I'm thinking about it, I grew up in the inner city and I have a lot of Black friends. Never did I hear about any big Kwanzaa shindig, ever. Whose ass did this holiday get pulled out from? I don't care.
If you hear someone Saying "Happy Holiday" in the next few days, for their own good, please slap the piss out of them.
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-24 08:56:28 EST (#)
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i just finished the cheesecake and it's in the frig
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-24 08:34:30 EST (#)
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yo shut up, its what we do, were humans.
its the "holiday season".
theres nothing that defines it, theres no logical reason for it, it just is.
and i for one like it, i like the hue of the christmas tree in my living room and the dreary christmas music my mom puts on from late september to january first. its cozy.
get with the program, theres more important things to get your panties in a bunch about.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-24 07:16:14 EST (#)
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I am sick of morons being sick of PC and making it into more of an issue than it ever was in the first place. Some people treat it like it's a fucking election issue. Fuck you.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-24 06:20:48 EST (#)
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Frankly it's the fact that I'm not at work (except right now) that makes me happy. Christmas is too fucking stressful.
HAPPY HOLYDAYS EVERYONE!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-24 02:09:51 EST (#)
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cheerful solstice!
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-24 00:02:34 EST (#)
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Only for the misdirected outrage.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-12-23 23:58:21 EST (#)
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Oh calm the fuck down. Christmas isn't the only holiday in the limelight. I hope this is the worst thing that happened to you all year.
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:43:04 EST (#)
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I don't mind being told Happy Holidays. Christmass and New Year's Eve are both on thier way, so I think the plural is appropriate and not necesarilly meant to be PC in everycase.
Bigot
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-23 14:39:07 EST (#)
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What the fuck are you babbling about?
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-23 13:40:28 EST (#)
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Who gives a shit. There are much more important things to spend your time and energy arguing about.
Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah.
Fuck Kwanzaa because some asshole made up that bullshit in the 70s.
Better yet, Fuck Kwanzaa and Fuck You.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-12-23 12:00:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:50:00 EST (#)
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Whoa, Bob, we were on the same wavelength.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:49:22 EST (#)
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Let's include instead of exclude other cultures. Christmas has no threat of being taken over!!!! I am a Christian and am NOT offended by Happy Holidays. Try putting yourself in a minority's shoes. Open your mind, prick licker.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:46:54 EST (#)
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Happy Holidays, dicklicker.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:43:26 EST (#)
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You had a point...a good point...but you fucked up the delivery
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:41:54 EST (#)
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Apparently you have FALLEN on your head.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:40:35 EST (#)
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"Don't bother"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:37:54 EST (#)
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Happy holidays I say to you
And holly happydays I should say too,
For days of holly, happy, are the holidays to keep
So have a Merry Christmas, motherfucker - please die in your sleep
I know the meter's off, so eat a dick if you complain,
I can't be forced to hold the line and keep my verse enchained
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:37:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:37:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:36:33 EST (#)
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-f0wher
dp[dx
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:36:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-23 11:32:34 EST (#)
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let me be the first to say, have a shitty christmas