NSFW Dawn of an ERA (1934 hits)
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Rating: 1.72 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2005-12-23 14:47:02 EST
It was the cold winter of 2005.
After the opening strikes of the war, the North had retreated home to spend the holidays with their families.
ETS was in his basement making pipebombs and the world was silent.
The air held that solemn and silent holiness that can only be found at this time of year.....
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THAT'S how you photoshop someone's head.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and another
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 18:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was halarious as well
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When words fail, there is but one phrase needed:
TRUE.
God, what a noble creature I am. Lips downturned in disapproval, hair coiffed just so. I love me.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-11 20:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ass. I am not ghey, and you are not habeeb.
Besides,
Method = Michael Jackson
Its true. Go watch CNN.
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 19:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GOATSEEEEE whatever that means
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-07 23:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not in the habit of +2ing rednecks, but I'm mesmerized by Method's homoerotic battle uniform.
Take me to your trailer, scourge.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-27 11:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't leave me out just because I'm a whore. Not cool.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 10:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey i don't remember any woodshed with shlongy... crap, fuckin holidays kill braincells.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-27 10:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was fucking great. I'm sure Method has this post printed out and framed on his wall that arrogant airhead who's vanity causes the tectonic plates beneath our feet to shift and cause massive tsunamis and dormant volcanoes to erupt. Still, this was great.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-12-24 20:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
METHOD!
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-24 19:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Masonic Generals
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-24 15:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-23 22:57:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
Man! I'm Jeb Fucking Stuart, dude! Honestly guy, what the fuck???
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-23 22:56:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
What the fuck, man??? My picture is in the uberdirectory! What the fuck, dude???
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I'm sorry G, I had you pasted in there. I swear I have a little platic soldier body with your head pasted on it. Everyone who was in the directory, except Jeanneee, who was just a whore in the storyline, was in there. That's where I got most of the pictures. I'm not sure what happened. You were the last ones in there before the apollo/Shlongy piece. You were commenting on pantsarestupids open mouth and your dick in relation to it.
I closed in and out of this a couple times to tend to some less important job related work and must not have saved it after I pasted you on.
After staring at the damn thing for so many hours I didn't even read it again after the last additions, I just posted and started reading reviews. I didn't realize I had left you out until I saw your review.
My mistake, sorry.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-23 22:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Man! I'm Jeb Fucking Stuart, dude! Honestly guy, what the fuck???
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-23 22:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What the fuck, man??? My picture is in the uberdirectory! What the fuck, dude???
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-23 20:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It takes a brave man to admit when his enemy has done well. Luckily I am not that kind of man.
You suck. Babies cry when you walk by because you suck that much. Milk turns bad and wine turns back to water because of your suckiness. You make fruit bruise. I hate you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-23 20:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh my ass off
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-23 20:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should not be on 1.37
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 19:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you kai.
This is a series that doesn't involve your sorry ass. Know what the hell you're talking about before you fucking write something.
Go fuck your Mom. Bitch.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-23 19:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
UberAsskissing auto -2.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 19:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
rather <your contribution> fucker
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 19:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-12-23 18:39:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
You left out the tree's stand!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81409
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You sir, are a cunt. You're contribution was crap, as is this review. Eat my balls.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-23 19:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-12-23 18:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You left out the tree's stand!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81409
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-12-23 17:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 17:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I even managed to work you into the story ETS. MOre with the pipebombs...I don't know, I just see you sitting there putting in the powder, some scrap metal to make it extra blow up goodness...
On a side note, I actually had plans to have you killed off in here, but I got lazy and the file was getting awfully big.
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Thanks rad.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-23 17:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the Captain Confederacy Method.
Bravo.
Now if it would only save you all from the gruesome death that awaits you...
...but I guess we can't have it all, now, can we.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:44:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
HA!
glad i wasnt a part of this.
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I am too.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA!
glad i wasnt a part of this.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That UberTree was a pain in the ass. People kept leaving shit out. I found the copy with the most items on it and still had to paste in Jonukah, Carol Richards, cowbell, Aunt Edna and Electro. I have piss poor graphics skills, so this was executed by the worst possible person for the job.
My favorite was the Shlongy piece. His expression matches the language perfectly in my eyes.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The battle dialogue was good.
The size of apollo's head had me chuckling.
But this +2 is for the strategic positioning of Electro in the ubertree picture.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the effort
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfection in its truest form.
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AUto brit +2.
and for Apollo's head which always has me in stitches.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eric Rice.. Ric Flair.
Looks good to me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This.Was.Awesome.
That is all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah Bob, I spent the better part of this morning doing it. I have no Photoshop at work, so it was lots and lots of cutting and pasting in MSPaint...I haven't put this much time into an actual work project in weeks.
I should be fired.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-23 14:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good one.
That must've took some time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-23 14:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for everything, especially for adding Electro in there, you're my hero
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 14:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
REPOST. Forgot the nsfw tag, Merry Christmas bitch ass mofos.