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A Picture of My New Tattoo (2187 hits)

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Rating: 0.57 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2005-12-23 15:01:45 EST


merry christmas uber!!!!

I'm thinking of getting "ATTN: GHEY MENZ" across my chest next, what do you think?




















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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaaha, no apollo?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha, you got me!

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-25 00:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would suggest getting the ATTN GHEY MENZ tattoo across your chest, so long as you provide us with a NSFW picture of that tattoo as well.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-23 21:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No emu? No +2.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-23 20:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Brick to the face!

Submitted by refusenik (user info) at 2005-12-23 18:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-23 17:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nah maybe in an anchor on you forarm

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-23 17:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good. If you really had an emu tattoo - for whatever reason - I would have to hunt you down and kill you.

And not just because the gypsy woman prophesized that I would be brought low by an emu-painted woman when I was in the prime of my life. No no...this would simply be for the principle of the thing.

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha Ha Emu!!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:04:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm thinking I'll finally get my tat that I've been wanting for New Year's. Ink virgin.

I've got the design, but I also want "No Love" in Latin to go under it.

I've got the pierced navel 2 years ago, next is the tat!

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I took four years of Latin. I think this means we have to get married. Post more often, you.
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Hey, if you don't mind, e-mail me forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com. I want to make sure the translation is correct before it becomes permanant! ;D I just want to double check what the person at my Uni told me was correct.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FELCHED!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm thinking I'll finally get my tat that I've been wanting for New Year's. Ink virgin.

I've got the design, but I also want "No Love" in Latin to go under it.

I've got the pierced navel 2 years ago, next is the tat!

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I took four years of Latin. I think this means we have to get married. Post more often, you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 16:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Send me a pic of your piercing...

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm thinking I'll finally get my tat that I've been wanting for New Year's. Ink virgin.

I've got the design, but I also want "No Love" in Latin to go under it.

I've got the pierced navel 2 years ago, next is the tat!



Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes o-tron, indeed it is shenanigans. i would never have teh emu tattooed on me.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This blew.

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For some reason I picture that emu with a stogie hangin from his mouth....or a Marlboro.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please, please tell me this is shenanigans.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck.

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't think it was possible to like Uber THAT much.
+2 because regret is going to eat at you like a shark in about a week, and that's the best I can do to offset that.

Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate tattoos, unless it's a picture of hammer fucking a groupie. It's cool when you get it, and funny the rest of your life.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Post a picture of your chest and we'll decide how exactly they should ink it on.

God damn emu.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

how about some tits on your back?

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-23 15:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think it seems a little bit nutty.


Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage