My girlfriend gave me an early Christmas gift (1748 hits)
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Submitted by Liquid Paper (View user info) at 2005-12-24 01:20:02 EST
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:21:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-24 12:44:17 (#)
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i once had sex with two girls and a tire iron.
they died.
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Hahahahahhahahah, fucking hysterical.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:18:40 EST (#)
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+2 because the thought of you actually having a girlfriend made me laugh
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-12-25 00:32:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-24 12:44:17 (#)
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i once had sex with two girls and a tire iron.
they died.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-24 12:44:17 EST (#)
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i once had sex with two girls and a tire iron.
they died.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-24 12:36:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-12-24 11:23:56 (#)
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And she probably gave you the herpes too...
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Heh
Too bad she only gave you a picture of chicks mackin' it, instead of real chick's mackin' it.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-12-24 11:23:56 EST (#)
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And she probably gave you the herpes too...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:16:38 EST (#)
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You're a bad liar.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-12-24 09:15:18 EST (#)
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btw... NSFW sorta.. kinda..
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-12-24 09:14:57 EST (#)
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Thanks for the hardon at work on xmas eve.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-24 08:10:00 EST (#)
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you made me horny on x-mas eve. thank you.
Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2005-12-24 05:43:06 EST (#)
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+2 if this was your girlfriend
-2 because it's not.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-24 05:38:34 EST (#)
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thank you for reminding me to masturbate before my parents wake up.
Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:50:02 EST (#)
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Dirty Liar
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:36:25 EST (#)
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oh and my girl is on the right. check that ass
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:32:06 EST (#)
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but it may mean putting the vibrating "buddy christ" dildo up one of those chicks twats....
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:26:15 EST (#)
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Hmmm...Putting the CHRIST in Christmas doesn't mean putting the BI in Bible.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:25:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:25:22 EST (#)
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a silky smooth cooter?