Have A Hollygolitely Christmas (635 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.22 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Santa Claus (View user info) at 2005-12-24 02:09:31 EST
This is one of my favorite classic Christmas tunes, but the lyrics need an Uber-Update. Therefore, we have the new lyrics provided by me, the almighty, er..uh.. Jolly.. Santa Claus.
Click the below midi and sing along!
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Have a Hollygolitely Christmas,
Buy the skank ass slut a beer.
Bring along all the friends you know,
Cuz everyone can do her rear.
Have a Hollygolitely Christmas,
But don't grab your dick to beat.
Hollys a ho that's good to go,
And she'll do any guy she meets.
Ho ho, the slutty ho, bent down on her on her knees.
Somebody shoots their load... Looks like sloppy-seconds for me.
Have a Hollygolitely Chrismas,
And in case you have no fear,
Oh by golly don't do Holly or you'll have teh AIDS next year.
holly-jolly-christmas.mid (30 kB) [audio/mid]
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-19 13:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love Holly
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-26 09:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would have been much more impressed if you had been singing to the song
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-26 09:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thAT was terrible.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-25 01:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, what the fuck do I know, I'm a stupid Greek bastard.
What I WAS trying to point out to Hadley is that I know that Uber's Hollygolitely is actually named after the movie, not the book, and this post wasn't about her.
Does it really matter anyway?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-25 00:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:31:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, I don't think he's talking about the same Holly..... Her namesake comes from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys, and this song is most definitely not about our Holly. Uber's Holly doesn't even remotely resemble anything ho-ish.
If he IS talking about her, then this guy is so off base it's not even funny.
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Her name comes from the Truman Capote book, which inspired the movie, you Greek bastard.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, I don't think he's talking about the same Holly..... Her namesake comes from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys, and this song is most definitely not about our Holly. Uber's Holly doesn't even remotely resemble anything ho-ish.
If he IS talking about her, then this guy is so off base it's not even funny.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But, Santa!!!!! WHY MUST YOU FORSAKE ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE?!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Although she can't be much of a ho, given that I've been trying to buy her a beer for months and haven't had the chance.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Having the music helped.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I take it you don't like her, huh?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-24 06:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
orgasmatron, care to help out here?