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Blindsided (715 hits)

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Rating: 1.23 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Atheist Embryo (View user info) at 2005-12-24 04:01:07 EST


One, two, three, four, five. I continuously count the thumping of the man's head sitting next to me. It smacks against the seat in front of him and the tip of his nose keeps hitting the lock holding up his food tray.

I don't know why he is doing this but I can't help but feel bothered by it.

"Are you alright man?" I ask.

One, two three, four, five. The thumping continues.

"Seriously, can I get you something?"

The man stops and looks up at me for a brief second. His right arm stretches up and turns the air vent up to a higher setting quietly stating that I'm not needed for his comfort.

The cool air blows hard against his head and spreads his hair evenly enough for me to see his scalp. I sit and stare and begin to think about myself selfishly.

I start to wonder why I'm on this flight and if it really matters where I'm going. Every city is the same when you don't know anybody where you're going.

After a few minutes pass my eyes wander to the window and I see clouds. I always like to use my imagination and assign images to the clouds.

Sometimes I imagine a massive sheet of glass falling down on me causing my body to explode under it like a giant bloody ink blot test card.

At least then people would have a reason to look at me and think, "What am I seeing?"

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-24 19:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

im a cunting cunt

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-24 12:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

for your name.

Submitted by ledastwins (user info) at 2005-12-24 12:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tend to agree with the previous comments ... more needed. +1

-1 because the giant sheet of glass made me actually get into thinking about it and instead of being amused I just felt sick.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-24 11:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

though i tend to be minimalist...
i agree- should have been more to it.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-24 11:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

If this was three times as long and twice as exploratory as it is it could be really good.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-24 09:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad, there just isn't enough here to get connected to.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-24 08:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Try that again.

Sometimes I imagine a massive sheet of glass falling down on me causing my body to explode under it like a giant bloody ink blot test card.

Final Destination 2?

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-24 08:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Final Destination 2?

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-24 07:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-12-24 06:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually... I read "Sometimes I imagine a massive sheet of glass falling down on me causing my body to explode under it like a giant bloody ink blot test card." wrong, and I was actually thinking instead of an ink blot, a glass slide under a microscope... Know what I am talking about?

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-24 06:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

in my version of the dream, i cracked the guys head into the window...

Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-24 05:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

sup doods


embryo, write more next time. or write a sequel or something.

Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Too late sir, I already cut my wrist, I just hope I can manage to keep typing without the blood clogging up my laptop. I still have to molest a child on the internet before I go to sleep.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG DON'T KILL YOURSELF I WASN'T CALLING YOUR LIFE MEH AND BLECH

Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fair enough, although I wasn't going for EMO I hate my dad and my life. I was just typing and not really thinking about what I was writing, that's usually what I do, sometimes it works out and other times it doesn't. But thanks for reading, cheers.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, and I have no regard for people's feelings about ratings.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

okay, honestly I hated the thing.


it was like disjointed meh, and I wasn't in the mood for it.

the reason I hated it was the whole EMO """"Sometimes I imagine a massive sheet of glass falling down on me causing my body to explode under it like a giant bloody ink blot test card.

At least then people would have a reason to look at me and think, "What am I seeing?"
""""""


blech

Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're kind of an asshole aren't you? That's alright, so am I.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm ready to give you honest criticism now.


gimme a minute to actually read the thing.

Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I could go on about your mom, but it's too easy. Honestly, I wouldn't mind getting raped, would be a nice christmas gift.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

needed more rape?

Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's what I told your mom when I heard about you, fucker.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-24 04:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

needs more abortion


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