The Twelve Days of ÜberChristmas (913 hits)
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Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend! (View user info) at 2005-12-24 19:25:59 EST
stolen from craigslist
updated for Übersite
On the first day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the second day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the third day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the fourth day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the fifth day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the sixth day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
6 Jews a-oying
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the seventh day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
7 EMOs sobbing
6 Jews a-oying
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the eighth day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
8 retards fighting
7 EMOs sobbing
6 Jews a-oying
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the ninth day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
9 spelling Nazis
8 retards fighting
7 EMOs sobbing
6 Jews a-oying
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the tenth day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
10 gheys a-preening
9 spelling Nazis
8 retards fighting
7 EMOs sobbing
6 Jews a-oying
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the eleventh day on ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
11 political hypocrites
10 gheys a-preening
9 spelling Nazis
8 retards fighting
7 EMOs sobbing
6 Jews a-oying
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
On the twelfth day of ÜberChristmas, BartBart gave to me...
12 peeners a-tingling
11 political hypocrites
10 gheys a-preening
9 spelling Nazis
8 retards fighting
7 EMOs sobbing
6 Jews a-oying
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
4 Homophobes
3 Fucktards
2 nigger haters
And that dude who licked a bum's ass
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-26 21:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was about to -2 this until number 6. It got better from there.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-25 07:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2005-12-25 01:25:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarist http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/119923643.html
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perhapwa uopi are too dense to notice wher it cklearly says it is stolenb from craigs list.
you fucking hooker
Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2005-12-25 01:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarist http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/119923643.html
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-25 00:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I laughed. Then I went and puked.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-25 00:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I'd thought of this.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This could have maybe been funny... but now... nope... never.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny. I don't get what everyone's laughing at.
There wasn't even "what the hell man if they comin at you" or "har har rabbit".
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-24 21:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT THE SHIT?
WHERE'S TEH FUCKING RABBIT?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-12-24 21:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-24 20:49:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Rad, I'm disappointed.
I clicked on a post whose poster had changed their name to "Happy-Tree+Friend" expecting to see HA HA RABBIT! I scoured the post, and by god, I see no fucking rabbit. No +2 for you.
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R-R-Rad is BAKING_LADY!!!!!!??????????????????????
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-24 20:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rad, I'm disappointed.
I clicked on a post whose poster had changed their name to "Happy-Tree+Friend" expecting to see HA HA RABBIT! I scoured the post, and by god, I see no fucking rabbit. No +2 for you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-12-24 20:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-24 19:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all..so..beautiful. <sheds a tear>
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-24 19:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
nice.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-24 19:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5 STOOOO-PID CUUUNTS...
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+2 for that alone.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-24 19:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-24 19:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Allow me to begin.