Christmas cmiracle!!! (412 hits)
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Submitted by tammy (View user info) at 2005-12-24 20:45:37 EST
SO this one time I was xitting therre and this hguuy comes up and he sayd hello asndf i sayd s ot him i says hello and he says hi would you like anything to dirnk misses_d_spnaish_nwhwhaaaa
andisays to ihim i says i would like osme water with threee peisces o f ice make that four and hten he says he says to me like a man righ5t away manb!!!!!!!haaaatotaallly true story
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-26 19:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG! I can type 3 lines of shit!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-12-25 00:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 sympathy for drunkness
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One time, I was jerking off to the Paris Hilton video.
Then I <ejaculated>
A drop off sperm splashed off of my keyboard, and went into my mouth.
I fainted from the excitement of it all.
When I awoke, my ass hurt like I had just gotten out of county jail.
This post gave me that same feeling.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-24 21:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Btu wy do yu hve 2 tyep lyke thsi?
Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2005-12-24 20:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oopsy
the sting of shaneme
another beer swill fiz xt that
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-24 20:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS SHITPOST!
THIS PERSON DOES NOT DESERVE THE ATTENTION!
YOU ARE ONLY CATERING TO THIS BEHAVIOR AND ALLOWING IT TO THRIVE!
GO SPEND YOUR TIME ON BETTER POSTS!