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Fun In Transit (784 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.1 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Beavis Christ (View user info) at 2005-12-24 22:05:20 EST


So recently I was on the AmTrak on my way home for Christmas. I ended up meeting this girl on the train who acted like her shit didn't stink. I immediately thought "okay, i'm gonna show her!". So I sought out to get in her pants.

The night was young and I was off to a bad start. She was totally dismissing me. I finally weaseled my way into sitting with her in the diner, and proceeded to have a conversation with her. Things were going well for a bit, but just as I started to think I was the man, she ended up pawning me off to go play cards with some other guys.

"FUCK!" I said to myself. I figured I was screwed, but I decided to hang around anyway and chew the fat with some old guy for awhile, until the train stopped to let us all out to have a cigarette. As I began to walk out of the diner, this girl said "Hey, come find me when you're done with that smoke!" "Okay." I said. So I went outside and had my cigarette.

When I was finished I went and found her. We sat down and started talking again, and began to flirt. Still, I thought that this was nothing more than a fantasy. Eventually, I was about to leave and go to sleep, so I said "I'm off to bed, would you like me to keep in touch?" and to my surprise, she replies "I'd rather just fuck you on this train." "Are you serious?" I inquired. "YEP!" Okay, fuck yeah, let's roll.

So I took her into the bathroom and got started. If the session were to be compared to an animalistic relationship, the couple would be Lion-to-Antelope. Me being the Antelope.

Yay, I got laid. On the train.

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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-10 10:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

*yawn*

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i've done that. not so much with a stranger though.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thaaaaaats a good alter

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:18:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Welcome to the two-foot-high club.

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LOL

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Spiffy

Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you got herpes for christmas!

Submitted by DrBenway0 (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

reminds of a Japanese girl asking me recently "You like one night love?" Sweet

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-25 15:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A fabulous Christmas tale.

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-12-25 01:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

May we all be blessed with the same luck at some point!

Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i know it's probably stupid to write about, but i'm very proud of myself. be glad you aren't my roomate; he will never hear the end of it.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Welcome to the two-foot-high club.


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