Baby Names (1082 hits)
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Submitted by The artist formerly known as "Vulva" (View user info) at 2005-12-25 02:58:28 EST
I was thinking.. Doug, Douglas Anthony. Seeing as how my last name is Hole....
That would make him: Doug A. Hole
If you can come up with something better, I would like to hear it!!
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-27 10:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
head like a
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-27 10:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cute.
just dont use one of these obnoxious nouveau riche yuppie baby names
"madison", "tyler", "jordan" and all those others.... they make teh baby jebus cry.
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just filled my fiance with 'Christmas Cheer' so i'm in a jovial mood. Have a +2 for the cuteness.
What about Dwight Fry, in honor of Alice Cooper's Ballad? Dwight Fry Hole sounds cool.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-27 00:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the little Santa suit! We put one on my son, he's 8 months, but he freaked out.
Whatever you do, name your kid something original, but not so fucked up he'll get "Um.. how do you pronounce this?" at the beginning of every school year.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-12-26 20:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaww cute baby!
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh...
my sister is naming her child the most retarded thing:\
Janaedric Dismescus... dismerias? disretardamafuckinname!
Jr.
Everyone calls the father Ja... so my cousin, father and I are calling it JaJa.
Actually I'm calling it JaJa Binx
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-25 13:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Milano (filename)?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-25 11:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Name him "Elvis Goatse".
Throw a couple of umlauts in there for good measure.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-25 11:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How about "Take a huge stick and shove it sideways up my ass Hole". There's a classy name.
+2 because that person is gonna throw that baby in that fire and that makes me happy after today.
Merry fucking christmas. My christmas is done, I'm sunburned and hungover from getting drunk at lunchtime and sobering up in midafternoon and there's no headache as bad as that one and, well, fuck any human being shorter than 4 foot tall that's all I have to say.
I'm going to bed.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-25 11:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-25 11:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with "Fuck?" Then he'd be Fuck A. Hole.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-25 07:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Howzabout "Shutcher 3.14159"
It's a joke. Smile
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-25 07:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How about Philip Anthony Hole
Phil A Hole
sounds promising, no?
Oh and my daughter was born December 13th 2003 7:21 AM
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-12-25 06:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pat A Hole
Richard (Dick) A Hole
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-25 06:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, What do you get when you cut open a dead baby?!!
An Erection!!!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-25 05:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oatmeal
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-25 03:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Imanol S. Hole
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-12-25 03:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-25 03:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
name him nahnoneofit
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OK, Done!....
No further replies necessary!
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-25 03:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
name him nahnoneofit
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-12-25 03:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2nafish..... for my son!
Born December 13th, 2001 @ 1:21 pm.......
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-12-25 03:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute baby you have there.
Name him Zero Bootfuck Hole. That's what I named my favorite bird, but my new kitten, Taco, ate him. Maybe not so good around cats but a damned good name nonetheless.
Bang ma