Have a merry Uber Christmas!! With Blow!! (1172 hits)
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Submitted by Wallstreet (View user info) at 2005-12-25 12:00:27 EST
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Submitted by RotogenRay (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The only redeeming quality of this was the pic of that girl with big tits.
It was very redeeming...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-03 10:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
anybody know who the chick is with the big titties?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-26 18:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-26 05:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-i'D FUCK THAT GIRL INTO NEXT YEAR. (what, 4 days away... damnit)
-no we never say the guy from inspector gadget's arm.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 because I'm wasted and one of those chicks has really nice tits.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-12-25 20:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn.....
What happened to Renegade?
No, Reno never busted Dutch Dixon and cleared his name. This was being built up to at the end of the 5th season, as Reno & Bobby had Dutch on the run. Cast and crew believed they were having a 6th season, and had starting shooting episodes according to the official website at the time (which no longer exists) so the ends were never properly tied up. But there is still hope for a reunion movie. Fingers crossed!!
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-12-25 20:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it....
Im going to try to find out......
Now I also REALLY want to know
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-25 20:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to think that Alanis Morrisette's song was written that way on purpose - It being massively ironic that a song titled 'Ironic' completely misuses the word throughout.
Either that or she's just a dumb cunt.
Truth be told I'm pretty torn.
I would also like to know the fate of Vince Black/Reno Raines from Renegade, although I am now slightly disgusted with myself for remembering both his real name and alias.
Submitted by junyer (user info) at 2005-12-25 19:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The words "ironic," "irony," and "ironically" are sometimes used of events and circumstances that might better be described as simply "coincidental" or "improbable," in that they suggest no particular lessons about human vanity or folly. Thus 78 percent of the Usage Panel rejects the use of "ironically" in the sentence "In 1969 Susie moved from Ithaca to California where she met her husband-to-be, who, ironically, also came from upstate New York." Some Panelists noted that this particular usage might be acceptable if Susie had in fact moved to California in order to find a husband, in which case the story could be taken as exemplifying the folly of supposing that we can know what fate has in store for us. By contrast, 73 percent accepted the sentence "Ironically, even as the government was fulminating against American policy, American jeans and videocassettes were the hottest items in the stalls of the market," where the incongruity can be seen as an example of human inconsistency.
Source: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ironic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-25 19:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1) You never saw his face.
2) Why the fuck would anyone watch Renegade?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-25 19:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for finding such a ridiculous pair of breasts
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-12-25 14:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As a footnote...
Ironically enough, Alanis Morrisette's song "Ironic" has probably contributed more than anything else in the modern world to the misunderstanding of the actual definition of the word with the following completely fucking wrong uses of it:
"An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think"
Nope, Alanis. Sorry, but none of those are irony.
"It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take"
Wrong. According to Bender Bending Rodriguez, it's actually "the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention", which generally is also expressive of tragedy, sarcasm or comedy at the same time. Sarcasm, in itself, is the simplest form of irony. But Alanis already knew that, what with being so brilliant and all. (see that? the words convey that I think she's a retard, without literally saying so. sarcasm, and also, irony.)
"It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife"
Kill yourself, you man-shouldered hag.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-12-25 14:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-12-25 12:12:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ironically enough, I had a line last night. It made me puke because I was really drunk.
Merry Christmas~
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That's not irony. An illiterate man having the world's largest collection of books is irony. Getting your dick stuck in a latex blow-up doll because you're oversexed and having to get it amputated is irony. Becoming separated from your mother at a young age only to find out that she's the woman you married decades later after accidentally killing her, and then in consequence stabbing your eyes out with the golden brooch she was wearing so that you may never again mistake the sight of one person for another... that's pretty fucked up right there, and incidentally, also a fine example of Sophoclean irony.
Having an recent experience similar to the one being discussed is what one might term a "coincidence". Or perhaps simply "noteworthy". But I've got a shiny golden brooch to the eyeball for the next person who anally rapes the most misused word in the English language.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-12-25 13:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-25 12:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Inspector Gadget.
Merry Christmas
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-25 12:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for blow.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-12-25 12:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ironically enough, I had a line last night. It made me puke because I was really drunk.
Merry Christmas~