A re-usable adhesive: just what I always wanted for Christmas. (931 hits)
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Submitted by Micky Plum <MickyMcPlum.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-25 16:54:27 EST
No shit. This Christmas I received what could possibly be the wost gift anyone could ever be given. And I'm including an unwanted pregnancy and live explosives in that shortlist.
As I was opening the "present," I started to chuckle because quite frankly, I presumed the whole thing to be just a joke. It wasn't.
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
At least you can rip the balls or vag off the person who gave it to you, then hang it with your nifty stick-ums.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i got cash...
but then again i asked for cash...
I FUCKING LOVE CASH.
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've got to learn to work with what you got. Collect all your old Maxims (or GQs if you swing that way) and cover the walls of your room with the half naked pictures of women (or men).
I got socks and a bottle of belvedere for Christmas, but did I bitch about it? no, because I was too drunk. God bless Christmas.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-26 21:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, but was it your only gift?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-26 11:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you kidding me? Live explosives are an awesome gift!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-26 10:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If it's the thought that counts, I am concerned about the thought process behind your gift.
Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2005-12-26 10:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Pats Back*
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-26 02:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i got an ipod, and a fishing pole.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-26 02:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got a foosball table! check it out!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81526
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-12-25 23:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-12-25 22:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT A FUCKING STAPLER, WITH NO STAPLES. HAHAHA!
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I believe you have my stapler?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-12-25 22:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT A FUCKING STAPLER, WITH NO STAPLES. HAHAHA!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-25 20:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i got Resident Evil 4.
the game is so scary, i cannot and will not shit alone. ever.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-25 20:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got an acoustic guitar.
That makes me better than you.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-12-25 20:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucks shit.
Submitted by Aiya (user info) at 2005-12-25 19:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My 17 year old sister opened up a family grab bag gift and found a pair of safety glasses. They even had lights : ) It was pretty funny. It was even better though when my father opened his gift. It was a set of crystal nail files.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-25 19:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My padre got a candle snuffer from his ma.
She thoughtfully included candles for him to snuff
Submitted by gallowayveer (user info) at 2005-12-25 17:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when people say its the thought that counts never got this as a christmas present
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-25 17:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You ungrateful shit! There are starving children in africa who would be glad of that! Imagine what it's like not being able to put Will Young posters up on the walls of your dung hut.
How DARE you sir.