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A Short Ode to Bird Flu... (600 hits)

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Rating: -0.57 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DrBenway (View user info) at 2005-12-26 00:09:12 EST


Chicken Chicken
Made me sicken
Cu Cu Cu choo, I've got the bird flu.

Duck Duck
I'm out of luck
Cu Cu Cu Choo,
I've got the bird flu.

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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 11:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

it made me smile, possibly at its stupidity, but it really made me smile.

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-27 11:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-26 21:02:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:34:02 (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:39:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

youre a buffoon

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-26 21:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:34:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:39:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

youre a buffoon

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-12-26 20:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-26 15:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed. For an embarrassingly long time.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-26 14:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not that good.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-26 10:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by sheckynecky (user info) at 2005-12-26 10:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

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Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-26 10:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-12-26 08:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

twat

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:39:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

youre a buffoon

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

youre a buffoon

Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I finally got a mention in a post even if was accidentally, and it sucked.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-26 00:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

youre a buffoon


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