If you can read this, you are a loser. (1205 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.17 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <ddas85.at.optonline.net> (View user info) at 2005-12-26 21:54:33 EST
You people are all so pathetic. You have no friends and everybody hates you in real life so you have to create this virtual world where you are the popular ones! Its so pathetic to watch how everyone kisses the asses of the 'elite' users hoping to become one of them. the stuff you write about is pure crap. Ok, heres a story: One night, I got really drunk. I woke up with my friends wife but I snuck out before he came in! HAHAH! you know that that story would get +2s across the board if it was written by one of the 'elite'. I would go on, but I actually have a life outside this computer screen. Peace out, losers.
User Reviews
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-18 11:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Beacuase I am not as much of an asshole as you.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-28 01:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEAT!
homos.
homos.
no one attracts homos,
like uber.
we
love
homos.
lesbians are cool
and straights are fools
lesbians rule their scene,
but homos are the coolest
of the cool.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know you are but what am I
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're here making a fuss why, exactly?
Can i get a taxi for Mr. Hypocrite, please? That's right: Mr Hypocrite.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-12-27 11:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You seemed to be as much of a pussy as the emo kid you showed us.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the real sad part is that's probably your real picture
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't read it...
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i meant, *VOMITS furiously*, sorry.
<crys emo tears>
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*masturbates furiously*
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-27 06:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your haircut, your piercings and that stupid teenage-look on your face. That's what's pathetic.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-27 05:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-27 04:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I beg of you people....
PLEASE DON'T PUT THIS ON HEATED!!!!!!!
STOP REVIEWING THIS SHIT!!!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-27 03:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making me not masturbate.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 02:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You, illegitimate son of Liza Minelli and Marilyn Manson
With your hair of imperial violet
And lips, pin-pricked as if from a fairy tale,
Kindly drift along the Thames until you sink, drown,
Spit upon a beachside somewhere,
Bloated and blue,
Puffed, soggy faceskin a double for your soul.
The child who will find you will shriek, overcome,
Watching the birds rip into your fishbit remains.
Don't like the site? No one insists you stay.
So get in line, my friend, or keep away.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Miggitymizac?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant 'This sounds like something one of my alters would write'
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This sounds like something one of my alter would write
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit... you're right!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-12-27 00:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is that your boyfriend?
he's got a purty mouth
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-12-27 00:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about PizzaEagle
User id: 1815
Registered on or around: 2003-07-23 15:04:41
# Messages posted: 20
# Reviews written: 478
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# Hits: 18822
Average rating of all messages: 0.02
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WTF Mate? You have been here quite long enough
to know how it works.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-27 00:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You must spend your days getting beaten up and peed on.
When you aren't spanking it to animal porn, of course.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-12-27 00:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It sucks when you get your hairstyle by masturbating to the chick from Titan AE
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-27 00:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What do you care what other people do? Who are you to say who's pathetic and sad? You know, a lot of these people have good jobs, and families to support. It's not as if EVERYONE on this site are a bunch of socially-incompetent losers who have to come here to get any respect, so don't lump everyone into your loser-call.
You should worry about yourself, rather than worrying about how stupid and weak we are.
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear you man I really do it's bullshit.
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops...maybe if I play that off as sarcasm...
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eh, its "your" judging writing, thank you very much.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't you idiots realize i dont care about what score you give it? you judging writing is like monkeys judging art. you sad pathetic freaks.
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is too true. I am indeed a pirate.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You had decent scores up until you turned into a ginormous homosexual. Don't try and blame us for your shortcomings as a talentless hack.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-26 22:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Either you're a shitty alter, or your pre-pubescent girlfriend wouldn't touch your "thingie".
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-26 22:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMOEMO
EMO!
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2005-12-26 22:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, you are one to talk bubba
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-26 22:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You flunked Philosophy, didn't you?
This is almost as lame as your post
about the non-existence of God.
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-12-26 22:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd hit it...
...in the pooper.