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i know a girl that will eat a fat turd (1087 hits)

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Rating: -1.36 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by youfuckingloveme (View user info) at 2005-12-26 22:49:29 EST


i know a girl that will eat a fat turd
we call her the salad tossing girl



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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why are you still here?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i know a post that will get a minus two

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-27 19:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-27 19:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear Method- please make this douchebag sleep with the fishies. Thanks.

Love, Sacrilicious

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-12-27 18:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

urmom loflllloolol

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

post MORE

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not great

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-27 06:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You make a post like this and don't include a picture, you get a -2
You make a post like this and include a Photoshopped picture or cartoon, you get a -2
You make a post like this and include an unretouched picture, I vom and you get a -1.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-27 06:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-27 05:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-27 04:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-27 03:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES!

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-27 02:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-27 02:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:28:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

dear joe pesci,

please kill this guy.

thanks,
-Bob Dole
___________________

some people pray to god,
bob prays to joe.

they come through about the same amount times.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

More useless shit.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my alters are getting out of hand = (

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I would sooner watch a video of my mother getting a facial from a horse than read this a second time.


Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-27 01:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dear joe pesci,

please kill this guy.

thanks,
-Bob Dole

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-27 00:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who'd have thought...

hispaint thinks this is good.

Must mean it's absolute shit.

Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-27 00:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Awful.

Submitted by hispaint (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kinda makes me hungry

Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCKING DIE.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A perfect Carlos Mencia "Dee dee dee" moment.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously dude... You have a gift, and it isn't writing.

Stick with your music and mspaint art.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-26 23:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Luke....LUKE!..."


"...Ben?....."


"you must travel to the Dagobah system. there you will meet Yoda, the jedi who once instructed me."



"...dagobah system?..."

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-26 22:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What to do about illegal immigration?

Some people have suggested sealing up the borders, and taking no chances.

No entry, no more problems.

Let's try it on Uber first.

Give us some time to weed out the idiots.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-26 22:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE


Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.
I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

Homer: Uh ... actually my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.

Homie the Clown