why i will never eat questionable food again (596 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.29 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by monsieurstabby (View user info) at 2005-12-27 06:09:30 EST
At first I thought it was just nerves. I woke up at about 4, couldn't go back to sleep, and then realized i had a stomachache. Hoping it would go away, I tossed and turned for almost two hours.
Then it happened. As I emptied my stomach, the taste was so awful my eyes teared up and my nose ran. My throat was on fire, and seeing the revolting assortment of chunks made me throw up even more, while i begged my stomach for mercy.
I also made a new discovery - one can throw up a little through their nose. I had thrown up in the bathtub and soon after finishing tried to wash it down the drain. It clogged up. There's a pile of former food in there and I still have no idea what to do about it.
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Submitted by monsieurstabby (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:54:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-27 06:55:45 (#)
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it took you this long to discover you can throw up through your nose? and you can only throw up "a little" through your nose? shit, spew flies outta my nose then banks to the left on account of my deviated septum. its fun.
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I suppose it took me so long because I get sick every 5 or so years.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-27 23:26:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:07:21 EST (#)
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yummy
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-12-27 18:07:31 EST (#)
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Only a -1 because of the line "one can throw up a little through their nose".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:43:45 EST (#)
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Did you only throw up one time? And for the first time through your nose? And you don't know how to clean up vomit? I assume you haven't yet experienced college.
REAL food poisoning got me, for eighteen hours straight.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-12-27 11:23:25 EST (#)
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You used your hands to type this crap, now use your hands to clean the mess in the tub. And don't use gloves.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 10:42:28 EST (#)
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ew.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:50:10 EST (#)
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I also made a new discovery - one can throw up a little through their nose
you just discovered this????
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:44:00 EST (#)
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Hey, I didn't just post about my last dump, but I could have
It's called restraint
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:32:27 EST (#)
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I was all set to give you a positive rating just because I like your user name.
Can't make myself do it.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-12-27 09:22:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-27 08:02:10 (#)
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Cover all the stuff in the tub with a Bernaise sauce
and get a good bottle of Chianti. . .
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This is sick
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-27 08:56:11 EST (#)
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ewwww....
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-27 08:37:28 EST (#)
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Pour bleach and ammonia into the tub at the same time.
Be sure and stand there and breath deeply...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-27 08:02:10 EST (#)
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Cover all the stuff in the tub with a Bernaise sauce
and get a good bottle of Chianti. . .
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-27 07:45:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-27 06:55:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
it took you this long to discover you can throw up through your nose? and you can only throw up "a little" through your nose? shit, spew flies outta my nose then banks to the left on account of my deviated septum. its fun.
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wow, i have a deviated septum too...
but that sucks, what did you eat?
and draino... lots and lots of draino and some bleach. and chlorine. and whtever else you have lying around. all into the tub.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-27 07:08:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-27 06:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
it took you this long to discover you can throw up through your nose? and you can only throw up "a little" through your nose? shit, spew flies outta my nose then banks to the left on account of my deviated septum. its fun.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-27 06:10:36 EST (#)
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To be honest with you...
... I really didn't want to hear that.