NSFW - What it takes to get me off... (2361 hits)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2005-12-27 11:58:26 EST
OK, OK, I'm sure you've got a couple zingers waiting for me in the back of your head.
"What it takes to get him off? Hmmm...try a gallon of vaseline and half an hour in the local Giant Eagle daycare! ZING!"
Well save it. I'm just putting some stuff out there and if you don't like it, you can send it right back.
On to the masturbation inspiration!
User Reviews
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cos I don't know who any of these nice ladies are
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The first chick has buck teeth and a huge gap. Otherwise, pretty hot.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
true
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-12-27 22:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree more than i should.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2005-12-27 21:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Patricia Heaton's a twat!
great rack though.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tina Fey? You'd do Tiny Fey?!? She is the downfall of SNL! She is the women who walks around telling tampon jokes hoping to get the female laugh when really, women will laugh at a joke if it is funny, not if it just involves a vagina.
GET OFF THE SHOW!!! Bring back Conan. I rest my case.
But you did have the wifey chick who I find UBER hot, so +2.
And yes I spuged my pants BEFORE I had scrolled down all the way.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMNIT!
ONE MORE TRY:
Auto Unfacialed Wifey +2, I should say.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Unfacialed Wife +2, I should say.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Wifey +2.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<pants>
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rachael harris is so hot.
and funny.
why isn't she on more shows?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:27:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
i was going to +2 this...
but amy poehler?
wtf ew!
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i needed a picture of a funny woman.
i didn't want to use tina fey more than once so then next logical step was her co-anchor on weekend update. that's gotta count for something, right?
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shouldve just used rachael harris instead of poehler.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
feet are nasty.
i like shoulderblades...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh.
well i guess a librarian fetish is better than a foot fetish.
i mean, have you seen these dudes? THEY ACTUALLY FUCK FEET!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes you could. *wink*wink*
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, TigerLilly should be on here but i'm only doing total fantasy things...
i know i could have TigerLilly anytime i wanted
<maniacal laugh>
<pauses>
<weeps>
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
i was going to +2 this...
but amy poehler?
wtf ew!
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i needed a picture of a funny woman.
i didn't want to use tina fey more than once so then next logical step was her co-anchor on weekend update. that's gotta count for something, right?
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tina fey is soooo hawt.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:06:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Tigerlilly.
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:38:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a compliment, and you're quite welcome.
xoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxo.
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Awww, you make me feel warm and fuzzy. I feel the love!!! Thanks you two.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That last one is from Naughty America's "Naughty Office" series...
Her name (I'm pretty sure) is Teagan Pressley.
Yes, I've had an NA membership for almost 2 years now.
It's some high quality porn right there.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-27 14:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
... glasses?
What the fuck
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for boobs.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i was going to +2 this...
but amy poehler?
wtf ew!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"NSFW - What it takes to get me off... "
TWO FEET AND A HEARTBEAT!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I concur.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum?!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-27 13:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Tigerlilly.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs a teeny weeny bit more rape
<Tina Fey ROCKS!>
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to have to call an excessive push-up bra penalty on Heaton, but Tina Fey is scary sexy.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a compliment, and you're quite welcome.
xoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxo.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:30:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah dude. You should have just posted a pic of TigerLilly up there. She's all these chicks combined, with bigger boobs.
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I think that's a compliment, so thanks?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am camping this post. I enjoy camping this post. This post is my rifle. Etc., etc., etc.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah dude. You should have just posted a pic of TigerLilly up there. She's all these chicks combined, with bigger boobs.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would post a picture of what 3 things get me off, but if I recall the unholy trinity is a banable offense.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love, love, love Tina Fey
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My penis cancer hurts today.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:01:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got a mommy/librarian fetish. How unoriginal. Somehow I expected more from you.
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pff.
i could do a 20 part series on these things...
it's really all up to what kind of mood i'm in at the time.
i used to think i had a thing for JUST asians. then i realized that i like latinos, asians, and whites. i like black and arab too, but it has to be a very specific kind...none of that national geographic or ghetto shit.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fucking dick. I was going to do something like this. Now I'm just going to have to be more creative.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see areolae.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got a mommy/librarian fetish. How unoriginal. Somehow I expected more from you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no mariska hargitay?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-27 12:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tina Fey sucks ass.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-27 11:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i know, patricia heaton doesn't wear glasses too often but she's hot on so many levels...